Flo's first goal for the Reds 💫🇩🇪

Me laughing at my own joke:

Here on bluesky, your experience is one you create

Just think, if we tax them enough maybe they’ll leave the planet.

RIP in peace our heroes 🫡

Georgia Tech QB Haynes King handshakes the Pop-tarts after the coin toss

Flooooooooooo!!!! #LFC #YNWA

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

people get drunk and mad about sports in almost every country in the world. they only shoot up their own family in this one.

“Fuck it, Jalen’s down there somewhere!” - Drake Lindsey at least twice today. #GoGophers #SkiUMah

MINNESOTA WINS THE RATE BOWL IN OT

Anthony Smith is putting together a helluva draft reel today. #SkiUMah

Drake Lindsey throws a rainbow in a trash can in the corner of the end zone for a Jalen Smith TD

Got them right where we want them.

Came to Minnesota while Heath was forcing out Darwin. Leaving six years later as a fan favorite. One of the best Loons of all time. Good luck in Chicago, Robin. #MNUFC

Mark Wahlberg has got to be SEETHING at how badly he got out-Catholic-ed by “Wake Up Dead Man.”

I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals

This game is hilarious.

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.

deeming this a tiktok with vine energy for no reason other than a big time vine thing was vines about love on top

🇺🇸 BREAKING: Minnesota United is nearing a deal to acquire goalkeeper Drake Callender from Charlotte FC, per sources. Callender, 28, won trophies with Inter Miami before being traded to Charlotte. Obviously a starting GK in this league... heads to Minnesota to be new starter.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

BREAKING: Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See Video (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

If you’d like to know what it was really like inside CECOT for an innocent man who was wrongfully deported by this administration, we interviewed a pro soccer player and youth coach named Jerce Reyes two weeks ago: youtu.be/vlz3eGwHZBY?...

TFW you find water under your dishwasher and then you find out it’s under warranty until 2027. Based on a true story.

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Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time. Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

The year is 2038. You have to call your spouse on the side of the Trumpway to explain your Trump blew a Trump-rod and now you’re gonna have to pay 2000 Trumpies to get it fixed.

genuine question: shouldn’t athletes making hundreds of millions of dollars have friends or agents or just like… anyone who can tell them “hey man maybe it isn’t such a great idea to stream with groyper freaks who want you to do the “Jew dance” based on Nazi cartoons”

TL cleanse: Macaulay knows ball!

I’m glad I don’t have season tickets anymore, because I’d try to cancel them now. What the actual fuck @mnufc.com? #MNUFC

Oh, fuck off.

I want to throw up. #MNUFC

Karl-Anthony Towns Emirates NBA Cup championship before Joel Embiid conference finals

Become ungovernable

Started watching The Pitt and if anything happens to Dr. Mel King I will riot.

America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?

evergreen

My only sports joy from the day is from the Wild?

Josh Jacobs is good at football.