Classic

god this is adorable youtu.be/J2mx2fuJLXA

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nbd

in every thing illegitimate

I actually post more than what is seen on my timeline. They’re just in the deleted section.

Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.

“We are starving 4.3 million people, mostly children”

I need Noah Kahan to know how much I love his new album. It’s been on repeat since release and I just can’t stop listening to it

I know I said it was done talking about it, but now I'm laughing to myself imagining all those guys trying to run in their giant clown shoes last night.

Great essay, worth reading. We are "ruled" by sociopaths. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Going to force myself to get out amongst people today. Instead of gritting my teeth and bearing it I’m going to intentionally find joy as an act of persistence in living through it all.

New music Friday is my little sliver of light in the everyday horrors. After listening to Noah Kahan’s new album it got me in the feels and now I’m just going to melt into the floor for a little while

The fascists are really trying to convince people that SPLC was actually behind all of their fascism....

happy monday bluesky. A cat to start your week

If you think the nuclear-powered supercarrier USS Gerald R. Ford is the most powerful ship in the world, you are wrong. It's actually the German cruise ship Mein Schiff 4 (pictured), which successfully transited the Strait of Hormuz over the weekend

mood boosted youtu.be/HIfqcdCPdJw

stop it this is adorable

How is this already NOT ILLEGAL? And isn’t it OUR IRS, our tax dollars pay for it.

I have a child on the spectrum. I don’t want an apology. I want RFK Jr to no longer be in a position of power, especially over an agency that has a direct impact on the care & benefits my child does or may need to receive. He can fuck all the way off into the next lifetime, as well as his apologies

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

Me: bitching about too many data centers Also me: taking hundreds of photos of my cats and texting/posting them so everyone can see their different sleep poses

So much to see when bluesky doesn’t work

trying to post through it rn

Bluesky needs a bowl of hot soup, a cup of tea, and then be tucked in for a long nap because its obviously not feeling so well today

“I think you have fired more veterans than any administration in the history of the United States”

Cell phones don’t exist. They were never invented. You’re a patient in a 19th century asylum eagerly swiping on a hand mirror

relatable

Finally deleted DoorDash. They will forever in my mind be associated with the orange one

my doctors

What if Artemis looping around the moon was the corrective action needed to put us back on the right timeline

democratic women's caucus + chair calling for both Gonzales and Swalwell to be expelled if they don't resign

Caturday naptime

I am in complete awe of the recovery of the Artemis crew

oh nos

It’s so fucked up to survive a childhood of trauma just to live during “the horrors” while also experiencing peri-menopause. Siiiiiiggggghhhh

This is Chewy. He loves to help his grandma garden. She can’t kneel down to dig holes anymore, but that’s his favorite part, so they're a perfect team. 14/10 (TT: chewythenewfie)

my emotional support mayor (I dont live in nyc, he just makes it seem like things will be okay)

These smaller elections matter!!

So shall I

Life doesn’t have to be this way, right?

“”We will see you in the other side” 😭

Hearing earthset and earthrise and seeing the moon on the live feed makes me feel many different emotions all at once

This is just lovely. Caring in action, may others be motivated to do the same.