Yeah, they are horrible. If you have the power granted to you, but dont use it to fight back, you are just as bad.

BUt ThEy aRe AFtaiD. Fuck you and your cowards. Quit if you are afraid. Thats the job

In Minneapolis

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The media will NEVER tire of their Cletus Safaris.

Apparently, War IS peace. Ugh.

"They want an excuse to fire on protesters." "They're looking for a reason to declare martial law. Don't..." Ah. See, they're already doing and saying whatever they want. They're putting people in camps and murdering people at will. Our behavior doesn't drive theirs.

Dr. What?

There is no bait to take. They will do whatever you think caution will avoid. You either resist as a government official that took an oath to serve and protect the people, or you show you dont care and are on the wrong side. In effect, youve taken the bait, politico.

From firing the local MAGA-allied police chief to calling for the abolishment of ICE, so much inaction by elected Democrats boils down to "but I'm scared!" I am very sorry, but you said you could do this job when you were hired. Please step aside if you can't.

it certainly does not mean I secretly like the roaches and want them to carry on infesting my house if I were happy with the roaches infesting my house I wouldn’t be mad at my shitty exterminator

if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator

I expect evil people to do evil things I also expect people selling themselves as a bulwark against those evil people to fight tooth and nail against the evil things evil people do only one of these groups is currently performing according to expectations

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

If you are whining about liberals, you are a joke.

George Carlin wasn't a comedian. He was an entertaining observational philosopher and social commentator. People dont quote tweet other successful comedians. This is your clue he wasn't telling jokes, but rather providing ancedotes.

That's not a typo, it's Olde English.

Of the 5 worst things I've ever drank, 3 were Jones Thanksgiving sodas, and 2 were for automotive use.

I've gone full Eugene.

Imagine being a hysterical gorgon, a funny medusa, and never being able to do stand up. Happy New Year!

There will never be a Leonard Part 7.

Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.

You see a heart, I see balls with a hat. We are not the same.

A Primary challenger for every seat, every cycle A General challenger for every seat, every cycle That is the recipe for a healthy and responsive party No Ass should rest easily in The People's Seats

We are alive. It is not the end. Fight on. We believe in you.

Folkloreheads rejoice

This is why every Democrat needs a progressive primary. They're ineffective as well as complacent and they think *we* work for *them*. #primaryeverydemocrat

If anyones says someones brain is cooked or they are, ignore the stupid.

Those without conscience will never do or submit to anything that doesnt benefit them. They will attempt anything that benefits them. The SC has said he can do anything, basically. He also controls enforcement. Ergo, the only thing to halt bad action is impeachment. 1/

The tuna fish wizard casts a spell, turning you into a can of tuna fish. Things are better this way. You are much happier. One day, you swell up and explode because it turns out some weird bacteria got inside the can. It's like a million orgasms at once and you are so happy.

I didn't have Hakeem Jeffries praising Trump for pardoning Henry Cuellar as the thing that would absolutely ruin my day, but just...truly...how in the world can people defend Hakeem Jeffries? How morally lost do you have to be to go to bat for someone who will never even pretend to protect you?

"Itll never pass" dipsticks: if you dont file articles of impeachment NOW when the crime/offense is perpetrated, i.e. in a timely reactive fashion, when LATER you DO "have the votes" and try it, it will look like political revenge, not justice. After all, "you didnt say anything at the time".

Politics is easy. People want to believe. Give them the reason to, in word and deed. Make myths, land planes, fight off bullshit. If a politiican doesnt do that, they need to be jettisoned for someone who will. Calls and demands and warnings and...all useless. What did they DO is all that matters.

I mostly post antiCommunism screedss because its bot and braindead commie bait. Stop sucking on the teat of a failed theory. No, Im totally the "broken brain", not you, the fail who cant get over your failed ideology thats always failed at scale (many such examples) and always will.

Anyome telling you you have to do something to achieve change and not the people given power is always full of shit. ALWAYS.

Sunday Taquitos #4: La Pinche Migra Art by Ivan Ehlers.

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Its not that they joined the Leopards Eating Faces party, its that they thought they signed up for America Advantage, a la Medicare.

Banning thinking machines, Dune-style, is becoming more appealing, aa what is AI but a thinking machine?

Boba tea? Nah. Boba Fett tea? I'm not in the mood of Italian fusion cuisine.

I dont think of anything in my life or other's lives as a "treat". I do treat myself from time to time, but I don't refer to things as treats because I am not an asshole, nor am I A DOG.

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

Who among us is not guilty of a thotcrime, at least once in our lives? Thots be thots, and we got needs.

Balloon

You list some stupid graphic listing all the crimes some did, and I ask simply why none of your heroes have done something about it. Here comes the excuses. Here comes your admission of uselessness.

Any time an official calls on someone else to do something, what they are saying is they are unwilling to do anything as they know such a call is fruitless. Its an admission of abject failure.