So, did Kelce give her a modest proposal?

Im so fucking sick of the phrase "let ___ cook". Find a new cliche, people.

I would have preferred the timeline where the Gobots would have been the robotsmen who blew up, got a live action, and the ones to endure.

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Its gotta be midnight already, right Union?

I heard El Dork Supreme said he named Grok based of of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and, dude, what a fail in nerddom. Thats from Stranger in a Strange Land. You'd think he'd know the difference, considering the later author's political leanings. Also, AI is humans cannibalising themselves.

I am an adult. Being an adult means being cringe, by defintion. You know we all rolled our eyes at our parents. My goal, given that past milestone, is simply not to be exhausting. I am not a perfect actor in that either.

I cant get over how they counterprogram.

A vote for Cuomo is a vote for ruhoh.

As long as someone is eating shit, they will happily eat maggots. That's the deal

Cocks have waddles. Old crows have nussies.

When I see some of the stupid shit that gets peoples attention, Im kinda glad I dont get much on this despite the good shit I post.

You are giving me a hall monitor level slap on the wrist as the school is being overrun by an active shooter. Perspective is a foriegn vista to you.

We now understand exactly why holocausts are allowed to happen, why slavery lasted, how whole groups of people who are your neighbors are thrown into internment camps. That is what power can do. So be careful with giving it out and demand the people you elect to safeguard it do so.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

The rise of poseurs is one of the greatest curses the Internet has bestowed upon us.

Man, I WISH Lex Luthor was our president. At least he believed in some things, cared about the nation persisting.

Seems to me that if laws prevent public executives from doing something, it behooves them to level with people, or it looks like they arent doing everything they can.

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

Clippy is trolling perfected.

"Hey, I just matched up with this chick on that dating site. Real hotty! Her name is E.M. Dash. She didn't explain. Maybe shes an Emily, but someone else had the same...whatever. She's sent me these hot picks. She's into Sci-Fi, so she loves to Photoshop in extra limbs, fingers. I love her creat..."

Things have gone fucking stupid, and I blame the stupid. Stop being so fucking stupid.

It’s a horse race in the glue factory.

Dear sillies If you repost something to comment on it, you are spreading it as much as giving your silly little take. Hate that stuff? Reference with your words, not proof. I know, its hard. I know you yearn for context. But maybe that proves my point. You are helping "own the libs."

This is why I do not see the law as salvation. And the law require enforcement and adherence, but when you break the egg and the fox is the chef, all that you have is broken shells. This is why its vital for the electivelt empowered to act, not the law, not with words, but resistaint actions.

We have a generation of people who figured out that legal problems for corporate and official action is delayed and ultimately usurpable. The time delay inherent to it allows things to become ingrained and normalized without consequences equalling the crime. Its money held in interest.

Mockery is useless as defense. It just makes you feel better as the boot stomps you. Ask why the mocking dont try to stop the boot. Stop being dipshits.

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Do I have to remind everyone you dont repost Timcast? Have yall gone stupid?

To be the goat that floats.

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Shadow bans, account suspensions, censorship, plain old oppression - these are the tools of "global democracy" to hide voices of dissent and push protest offline. From Kenya to Ukraine, digital space promised liberation but delivered digital authoritarianism. What do you think of Bluesky?

One of the greatest victories of the rightwing propaganda machine is successfully convincing Dem party leadership & the Dem consultant class that David Brooks is a demographic

Today, like everyday, is a great one to say, "Fuck Matt Taibbi". Fuck that guy, that absolute hypocritical sack of snake feces.

The Dems are basically in the cuck chair.

It's like Gödel Escher Bach or Mrs Dalloway - you read it until you get the point and then you put it down

Most modern pundits think that "nuance" is what you get when your uncles remarry.

If you are not appauled by this violence.. I despised the guy...and reject it as a horrid crime, you are just as unAmerican as they are. He didn't cause this. He didnt have it coming, anymore than a sex worker has violation coming. Thats sick. Stop being so blindly sick.

I dont condone violence. I will not mourn Kirk, but I will denounce his murder. Violence is the antithesis of what we are. I also am horrified by the kids in Colorado being murdered. We need to tamp down the hate. Kirk peddled it, but that is never an excuse to react with violence.

Be the change you wanna find in your laundry

The four pillars of disordered doubt: Doubt the Evidence Doubt the Source Doubt the Process Doubt the Claim Each pillar corrodes truth validation in a different way, but together they build epistemic collapse.

Somehow, Labour is outdipshitting the Dems. Wow.

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

Anyone who claims irony, mockery, trolling, or shaming mean a damn thing in the modern era is simply telling you they got nothing. If they got nothing, they arent fit for leadership. They certainly dont mean shit for anything else.

I want a Department of GWAR

We are in the stage of "what are you gonna do about it?" All else is insufficent noise. Legal action, whatever forum (Congress/courts/offices), or they are lying to you about actually caring. Its that stark.

Ive said this already, but Ive seen a lot of "lefties" throw around the wors liberal as if its a bad thing. A liberal is NOT defined in terms of money, at least as the word is used now. Neoliberalism and classical liberalism are, but ideologues apparently dont own dictionaries and are into Rush.

Itll either cure cancer or make people shitsplode their pants for hours at a time. Some risks are worth trying.

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