We have lo mein, but what about hi mein?

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Was so good

Shout to Grocery Outlet Bargin Markets for affordable by strip steaks that if you get there when there’s a lot of them you can find some well marbled steaks in there. Treat your steaks right and in a lot of cases you’ll end up with something good to eat at home

Video games I think of when I hear the word “masterpiece”

Best non alcoholic beer I’ve had

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgMb... - yes to all of this

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Y’all- imagine a BG3 Remastered in a decade from now - gonna be lit

one of my fav Giant Bombcast moments: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinw...

its a bop www.youtube.com/watch?v=66yH...

Drop an alien that is not from Star Wars or Star Trek

Quote this post with a gif of one of your fave movies

Picked this up from Columbia City Bakery in South Seattle - green olive filone

Happy International Day of Women and Girls in Science! 🧬✨ We celebrate the brilliant female faculty in the Center. From groundbreaking research to inspiring the next generation of scientists, your work is at the heart of our progress. #WomenInScience #cardiosky

Made this quesadilla last night after taking an edible- I mean it kinda looks like a Taco Bell item

I got my partner flowers and she’s like day lilies huh and I was like “oh yeah, I’m the one that likes day lilies 😅”

Post a banger not in English youtu.be/N2odfjNMZVQ?...

Returning to office next week, time to go out in style (jokes for legal reasons) ;)

love that he is genuinely soaking it in

90% chance that Trumps tweets tonight will be insane and about the Super Bowl

Bad Bunny’s show was awesome a what a production- also I made this nacho dip thing cause we hate structural chips

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

I don’t even watch football but like - the home team man! Making nachos, drinking rainier, cheering for tha hawks. Also shout out to the sega Genesis for teaching me the basic rules of football in my teens

The legend of “my dude” continues in DQ7

Hit up the new El Rinconsito in South Seattle very good and a much closer location to redeem my free taco after an epic sounders match

Keeping it simple tonight cause we had baked potato for lunch

Sleepy Paloma

The subtitles for the show I’m watching just used *dolphins groaning* to explain dolphin noises

Something something “Nintendo seal of quality” 🫠

When your custom character appears in a cutscene

I have never wanted to go bathroom more than right now while our contractor had to turn the water off to do some work. My mind and body are cruel!

Recently I wrote a TV comedy pilot that has very little chance of getting made so I decided to publish it just for fun. You can read the script in its bare-bones form, or annotated with my notes. Maybe someone will find it interesting. I hope you enjoy THE HARPER IDENTITY. If you do, let me know :)

It’s been forever talked about but it finally happened at MLK and S Rainier in Seattle

you don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to see that right as progressive views on sexuality and gender were becoming maximally proliferated because of the Internet, a bunch of the people with the most to lose from this met one another and started seeding pro-patriarchy narratives

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIOl... - I cant with the Beef Fudge (2nd half)

My tribute to Catherine O’Hara in Animal Crossing.

I think the 50% less sodium Fritos would be better at like 30% less sodium

Let’s listen to Avril Lavigne.

Keeping it easy tonight- this brand is better than house foods for spice

I recommend this game - on Steam now

Just had one of those Hot Ones branded instant ramen- not that bad - even added the turn up the heat packet

Crazy warm in Seattle- even the bugs are out

You were a real one, Catherine- RIP

Games I wish I could erase from my memory so I could experience them again for the first time:

youtube.com/shorts/9Pur6... - it’s for a good cause

"I gotta save dah Tojo clan momma"

Me waking up late for work and trying to find something to wear in the laundry I haven’t folded for days