long week so tonight is predictable youtubes, the *survivor clone, and the edible

We may be tampering with forces that weren't meant to be messed with. 10/10 the aftertaste is pure roast beef flavor. How did they do this. I'm scared

Is there a genre of videogames thats like 'I can play this while watching youtube' - I think some existing genres can fit in here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O8A... this is art

From now on when I head to the restroom I’ll tell people “I’m going to the gargoyle room”

Legends of the Hidden Temple really didn’t have the budget sometimes - your prize is canned tuna

QTP with the last four games you played.

Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-adds-additional-wedding-dates-in-l-a-miami-boston/

The best movie for all you Mothers #Filmsky

all I see is

QTP with the last 4 games you played

Dandelion seeds zooming through Rainier Valley in Seattle like snow

I feel like this is intended to warn other trees away

@grubb.wtf I’ve become a house project guy in the same way- it’s a terrible talent to develop 🥲

Spirit Airlines will return in Avengers Doomsday

I love that these itty bitty games are on disc- there’s also a good chance a patch will need to be downloaded before I can play.

Spirit Airlines will be back as a Spirit Halloween

@tolkoto.com - you don’t need to remember other people’s wedding anniversaries- so silly

I love these images I don’t know the source but it’s sad how AI will make me question such amazing things I see online

Suns out let’s gooo

Yeah maybe it does get you really high but the name “cheetah piss” aint selling me

Ah I guess older eggs taste more eggy- these were on discount so that tracks

You ever make scrambled eggs that taste too eggy? Like it’s not a bad flavor just super intense

Anyone largely keep up with shows via clips on social media? I mean when I say I’ve watched The Boys I mean I watched all the major plot points as two minute clips.

Happy ✨WHIMSICAL✨ Wednesday! Share a photo of you embracing your whimsy, creativity, humor, etc.! Bagel bites are my birthday cake

Spider-Man 2099 by John Patrick Gañas

Another year, another Hurricane Ashely www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWQN...

I am at my judgiest when I see how someone loads a dishwasher

my partner signed for her house on the 5th of May so we celebrate Cinco De Mortgage tomorrow

May the 4th be with you or something

Slightly diminish a book: “House of Leaf Pile”

On the way home we hit MilkDrunk for a milkshake but I WANTED MORE CHICKEN (pickle brined twice fried)

Had dinner at The Boat in South Seattle tonight was amazing

“I’m numb to the images happening to me” - @tolkoto.com I’ve never related to a statement about most movies more

There are people out there that think meds for anxiety and depression don’t do anything but they’re wrong. I used to be insanely heat and exercise intolerant until I got on the right meds- now none of that is a problem

When you buy a thing to paint the two feet of ceiling above the stairs

Ah- first bug bites of the season

When this kid's act of loyalty to his friend low-key saves the human species

“I don’t care what anyone says: I like that movie.”

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Warm nights on the deck are here let’s goooooooo

Few things are funnier to me than the way Vision walks in CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE AVENGERS.

Watching Ducktales and eating frozen pizza- hell yes

One of my fav art studios started a monthly mailer club and I love it. ravizupa.com

When the cartoon replaces all the words ...

One of my fav Satoshi Kon tributes www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC9H...