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Probably had more influence on the millennial childhood than any other person. RIP

Finally my expertise as a straight man is useful: there's no way these guys are heterosexual

Weird snake

dumb hat

In Britain it's called YouChube

SIDEWAYS (2004) #cat

This is fucking amazing. An all timer

here's a can of butt

Love to play the "is it gas or a text" game 300 times a day

i don’t need therapy. i need the president in jail

Richards—whose tenure as Alex Trebek's replacement lasted for literally one day back in 2021—has just been promoted from being The Daily Wire's president to its CEO.

oh hey we got to see the movie Soderbergh has been bragging about filling with AI www.avclub.com/steven-soder...

Hundred Thousand Kingdoms (the first one, I forget the name) A Wizard of Earthsea Left Hand of Darkness

Ain't no fucking way the moderation team of this site is basically crying that they're being cancelled

What's the opposite of a nose job

Hot Yoga aka Holding In Swamp Farts

Onions are a super good. I've decided

How did you get ten pictures of my mom????

HONOR ME OR ELSE. I AM VERY SECURE

Don't yuck my yum

The Devil Wears Shein

I might be open to the idea that the White House needs an event space or whatever if he had run it by anyone at all before starting demolition

Neighbor got some wood delivered. Wonder what he's building. (THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY)

Here is something you can't understand How I could just kill a boat

Can't make it to this but I'm excited for the phrenology debate next month

A guy who smashes his face with a hammer named "Clavicular" is exactly the sort of thing my brain would invent during a fever dream

the fuck does this even mean

This is what I would write about someone who has no inner life. She likes helicopters

Why is everyone richer than me also dumber than me

My head hurts a little. Trying to figure out a way to blame trans people for this

I think it isn't because that's a cognitive activity, and computation and cognition are not comparable or even related things

Do I know any audio folks who edit podcasts, audiobooks, or radio, who would be willing to talk about their workflows in exchange for tech help or a gift card? I'm recruiting a few other ways, but if I can learn from bsky connections, that'd be killer.

Greatest line reading in comedy history

governor abbott took away our rainbow crosswalks but we replaced them with much more visible rainbow sidewalks, and some businesses have followed suit (one added rainbow exterior stairs)

AI fucking sucks, all developers should stop using it, and it's breaking me down spiritually

We now live in post-America. He may or may not destroy another civilization, but THIS one's already washed

doing a “husband’s run” (early morning grocery run for a missing breakfast item, because i get to wander the store and get whatever else i want) but committing the “husband’s folly” (forgetting the one item i was asked to get, eggs)

Now that I've revealed myself to be a world-class moron and everybody is yelling at me on here, I have reconsidered my "no-blocking" stance,

we will meet again in the next life. unless it’s on mastodon, im not doing all that

Why is no one talking about this. This is not an "April fool". #birdterrorism

KONY 2012

No, make it a carousel that says: ✅ Streamline your exigencies ✅ Reporting workflow ✅ Big Data ✅ Security?

called before congress to testify to the existence of tens of thousands of leaked emails in which I beg, to various degrees of humiliation, for purina to release a product I’ve pitched as “Beggin’ Strips for Boys”

Sounds like my five year old. "The Iran waww is so BOowwing!"