John Radke
@johnradke.bsky.social
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My favorite band is CANYONS.MID
Now that I've revealed myself to be a world-class moron and everybody is yelling at me on here, I have reconsidered my "no-blocking" stance,
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amy brown
about 20 hours ago
we will meet again in the next life. unless it’s on mastodon, im not doing all that
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Why is no one talking about this. This is not an "April fool".
#birdterrorism
3 days ago
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KONY 2012
3 days ago
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No, make it a carousel that says: ✅ Streamline your exigencies ✅ Reporting workflow ✅ Big Data ✅ Security?
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4 days ago
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ceej
8 days ago
called before congress to testify to the existence of tens of thousands of leaked emails in which I beg, to various degrees of humiliation, for purina to release a product I’ve pitched as “Beggin’ Strips for Boys”
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Sounds like my five year old. "The Iran waww is so BOowwing!"
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9 days ago
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WUZBAPPIN
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14 days ago
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Oh wow congratulations Mr lithgow. You're so brave for almost doing something right
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16 days ago
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Everybody's talking about how stupid this is but it's also VERY racist. He's fucking calling them sneaky
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16 days ago
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺
21 days ago
Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.
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weeder
22 days ago
Never give up
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Deeply grateful to Pete Hegseth for demonstrating to the world how machismo is objectively vapid and pathetic
22 days ago
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What weird thing to say
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23 days ago
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"so many of these people chose not to vote" [citation needed]
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23 days ago
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23 days ago
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Seeking a frisson of gnostic transgression, I decided to join a movement of proudly illiterate dipshits
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23 days ago
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Jesse Hawken
24 days ago
Cat feels “betrayed” by laser pointer
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Michael
25 days ago
i’d like for some people to grapple with the fact that “the most important election of our lifetime,” if you actually mean it, implies that the governance period following it is also the most important governance period of our lifetime, and adjust their demands/expectations/behaviors accordingly
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They're literally just doing this so we all get mad and remember they exist
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25 days ago
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Nothing all that dramatic, just was questioning things in my late teens and somehow discovered atheism and it just answered all my questions
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26 days ago
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Ed Zitron
28 days ago
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ
28 days ago
Challenge for those who are very confident that Muppets have no souls: Explain how human consciousness works.
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Markwayne Gacy
29 days ago
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taber
30 days ago
if you can't keep your mitts off your mobile phone for the entirety of the incredibly brief time interval of a traffic signal, you are resolutely not possessed of the attention span required to operate a motor vehicle!!! put the goddamn thing AWAY
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An entire platform of Milkshake Ducks
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about 1 month ago
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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about 1 month ago
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I'm pretty sure "let's do a eugenics to prisoners" been tried before and it didn't end up great
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about 1 month ago
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
about 1 month ago
(pounding on table with fork & knife) woke 2! woke 2! woke 2!
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rich traditions
about 1 month ago
bring back morality
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
about 1 month ago
Which Way Western Man (depression from looking at phone, anxiety from failure to look at phone)
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Laura Jedeed
about 1 month ago
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
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And me! You can't get replies from ME on X!
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about 1 month ago
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My five-year-old refuses to watch the Olympics because she keeps getting jump-scared by this demented succubus
about 1 month ago
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Hail Sagan ™️
4 months ago
Farts are just the screams for help from trapped turds
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"Alright boss, here's the zombie basketball tip-off statue you asked for"
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4 months ago
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Bunch of snowflakes, afraid of a lady's name
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Even watching this with the sound off made me anxious
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4 months ago
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Acting the Fulemin
4 months ago
Even as a Millennial TurboLiberal for whom this website is made I have to admit I get pretty tired of reading about one trillion problems I neither understand nor can solve. "THOUSANDS of octopi are dying off the coast of Madagascar" alright I'm not in charge of that. That's not my job.
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trickykat
4 months ago
i do not think therefore i do not am
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This is hardly the biggest issue with the party, but the Democrats have a fucking spam problem. I didn't sign up for this shit
4 months ago
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Anyone who has voluntarily had sexual relations with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in the past 10 years is both an idiot and an asshole
4 months ago
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Robin James
4 months ago
This cross-pollination IS how new ideas happen. EVERY field needs humanistic thinking, that's why they call PhDs "Doctors of Philosophy"
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Thomas Zimmer
4 months ago
"In Bed With the Right" is easily among the smartest, most incisive analysis of gender politics, culture, and whatever is happening on the Right you'll find anywhere. Grateful to
@adriandaub.bsky.social
and
@moiradonegan.bsky.social
for what they are offering with their podcast. Please listen!
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Fuckin dominated at Pretty Pretty Princess today. 5 year old is crying
4 months ago
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Moira Donegan
4 months ago
Not to sound too corny or like a version of 2019 woke that would be insufferable now but I do hope that everyone who has difficult or painful relationships with their family finds comfort, love, and belonging today.
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Watching the annual dog racism show
4 months ago
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All my work relationships (IT so mostly dudes) would be so much better if I knew more about sports
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4 months ago
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
4 months ago
being married is like being an anthropologist of one person in particular, and the field work only ends when one of you dies
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