“Great British Memes” and it’s a photo of Mary Lou McDonald…

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

BELIEVE ME WE’RE AWARE

0 exams left Think I’ve achieved euphoria

The BBC did those two incredibly dirty

reminder that "femme fatale" just means "deadly woman". so if you want to be one you dont even need to dress fancy, you can just run someone over with a forklift

Trainline’s marketing is biting them on the arse because people are now harassing it when they’ve got themselves into trouble with TOCs rather than the actual operator itself. Impressive really.

A plague on the houses of any and everyone involved in creating aptitude tests None of them have ever worked in their lives I’m convinced

*Me, peaceful and asleep on the train* The train, rudely disturbing me: “This is Hainault, where this train terminates” Ah. It’s only about two stops along but has thrown all my plans out of order.

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

No x

“You have a vague Viennese accent when you speak German” - person doing my speaking exam earlier

Bluesky is just twitter for people who used to be on twitter

Avanti West Coast hate club #1 member right here because what the fuck is their excuse for this sorry bullshit Am two seconds away from just booking a flight instead I genuinely hate them

what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it

Prison for anyone sitting right next to, in front of, or behind people when the bus is literally otherwise empty Relatedly I’m imagining lasers beaming from my eyes into the head of the guy in front of me on this OTHERWISE EMPTY BUS

I hope he buys LinkedIn next

i've seen people on here saying that they like seeing public block lists because they like laughing at people who are mad at them and think they're blocking them because they're obsessed and i cannot stress enough that people block because they specifically don't want to think about you

seeing everyone I know from Twitter on my Bluesky feed with the same usernames and icons

the one thing, above all, I’d suggest to the newskies: be kind block and mute the shitheads, don’t engage them if at all possible, and just… treat people with respect we have a real chance to build a better culture, let’s take it

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.

I’ve been down bad but I’ve never been “bring a whole stinky pizza onto an intercity train” kinda down bad Same cannot be said for a guy in my vicinity

I personally am not so joyous