one of my many faves

“And I’m Super King, the best one of the three.”

i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

motherfuck him and john wayne

Idk how conservatives can hate women. Like have you seen women? Hot diggity, awooga even.

Someone patched GIMP to look and feel exactly like Adobe Photoshop. Same keyboard shortcuts. Same tool layout. Same everything. It's called PhotoGIMP and it's free.

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

it becomes easier to understand homestuck fans when you consider thats its difficult to justify reading 8,000 pages of something without dedicating your life to it

5 years now, huh?

I know none of yall gaf but Venezuela beat the US at the World Baseball Classic and all the US players looked like their every last dream was crushed and all the Venezuelan players are so joyful and it’s awesome

i hate the term “neuro spicy” so much

zendaya is meechee btw. if you even care

older i get the more obvious it is that even a modest sliver of power over another person completely shreds the human soul. not sure what's to be done about that "haha" 👍

what if everyone was a wizard and a liar and a sick opportunist (thought bubble above my head) and gay (another separate thought bubble)

Scolding protestors for blockading roads and access ways gives off paid dnc poster energy. Limiting police, ICE, and DHS movement protects neighborhoods and saves lives.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

good morning to everyone except eric from hospital bracelet

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

hello bluesky i put out a new album last month and i’d appreciate it if you gave it a spin

t'pring

good morning ben gibbard

goodnight, ben gibbard

remember how back in 2016 we were out here calling the MAGA movement nazis and referring to ICE as a gestapo, and every liberal and centrist and conservative was like “you just call everyone you disagree with a nazi!” crazy huh?

How i woke up today

anyone else remembers this fine Halloween classic

BUT HEY! THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

i need a blahaj…

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Liberals frothing at the mouth, literally chomping at the bit to say something bigoted as an own.

Every game where you can die is a Soulslike

i don’t understand how fallout boy don’t get all the same criticisms that imagine dragons get, their music sounds basically the same

Posting this TikTok someone posted on Discord here, an edit of what Toby said during the Undertale anniversary stream. For those who need to hear/see this.

Well don't I feel stupid

Dave Chappelle realizing the politics of rural Ohio and Saudi Arabia are closely aligned

I'm old enough to remember when he turned down 90 million and moved to Africa because he didn't want to sell his soul. He seems to have gotten over that

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Americans got so mad that people asked them to respect minorities and not scream slurs that they elected a fascist. Americans are very dumb if you couldn’t tell.

I try to remember that while they were fighting the ban on gender affirming care for minors here, one of the (trans) lawyers did a thread reminding folks that they're really good at making this feel like an overwhelming groundswell, but it is one clown car of debunked experts on a road trip.

Hilarious. My bank can just do a stop payment at my request though. That's free. That takes 15 minutes on the phone. And it actively harms them because payment processors do NOT like when you get a stop payment order placed against you. What you do with this information is between you and God.