He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

ten years ago if i had an account and rewards through an app at a restaurant i would’ve felt exclusive and cool now when i use my rewards i feel like a dog on a leash (and not in like a hot way)

Umm you have to be nice to her

Facial hair is evil

Namco employee postcard (1988)

maybe it’s because i was born in the 90s but i cannot imagine anyone listening to Guns n’ roses and thinking “wow, i bet that singer is hot”

gm

cis-identifying people

(clarifying)

liberals hate leftists for the same reason hot topic kids hate punks send tweet

You work more than a medieval peasant. You work more than a hunter gatherer. You work more and get less benefit from your community than people who died of dysentery.

one of my many faves

“And I’m Super King, the best one of the three.”

i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

motherfuck him and john wayne

Idk how conservatives can hate women. Like have you seen women? Hot diggity, awooga even.

Someone patched GIMP to look and feel exactly like Adobe Photoshop. Same keyboard shortcuts. Same tool layout. Same everything. It's called PhotoGIMP and it's free.

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

it becomes easier to understand homestuck fans when you consider thats its difficult to justify reading 8,000 pages of something without dedicating your life to it

5 years now, huh?

I know none of yall gaf but Venezuela beat the US at the World Baseball Classic and all the US players looked like their every last dream was crushed and all the Venezuelan players are so joyful and it’s awesome

i hate the term “neuro spicy” so much

zendaya is meechee btw. if you even care

older i get the more obvious it is that even a modest sliver of power over another person completely shreds the human soul. not sure what's to be done about that "haha" 👍

what if everyone was a wizard and a liar and a sick opportunist (thought bubble above my head) and gay (another separate thought bubble)

Scolding protestors for blockading roads and access ways gives off paid dnc poster energy. Limiting police, ICE, and DHS movement protects neighborhoods and saves lives.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

good morning to everyone except eric from hospital bracelet

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

hello bluesky i put out a new album last month and i’d appreciate it if you gave it a spin

t'pring

good morning ben gibbard

goodnight, ben gibbard

remember how back in 2016 we were out here calling the MAGA movement nazis and referring to ICE as a gestapo, and every liberal and centrist and conservative was like “you just call everyone you disagree with a nazi!” crazy huh?

How i woke up today

anyone else remembers this fine Halloween classic

BUT HEY! THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

i need a blahaj…

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/