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What a show. TV is back. Baby Jenks forever

I can't watch The Vampire Lestat for 120 more minutes do not talk to me before then because I am in agony [driving the bus]

I've thought about it and I'm ready to declare Deedee Megadoodoo the funniest thing that ever happened

Staring very hard at a pair of beaded earrings that I know would cost probably close to $200 if I were to ask but they're so pretty

I don't even like Metallica

Now that I'm 40 I think I'm going to get big into animal prints

mods asleep post ripper

I have eaten some fucked up pitbull birthday dinner meals since surgery but girl what is this

Critical support for the kid in Japan who got in a fight with his mom about chatgpt and then apparently chose to go into the wild rather than rejoin his family, I hope he is found safe

Dustin hates Texas so much he's ready to go anywhere. I shared a post on my stories about a tattoo shop in Lincoln, NE hosting a "Miss Hot Dog Nebraska" contest and I was like "what if we moved to Nebraska?" And he was just immediately like, 'yeah absolutely. Or Michigan. Or North Carolina.'

I remain exceptionally sensitive to claims of cultural appropriation but I think "dot cake is a knockoff of cortadillo" is a stretch, y'all, it's sprinkles on cake. There have been many variations over the years on this theme.

Texting my husband "I'm here you fuckass bitch" when I arrive to pick him up from work

That's my president

Come to concessions at the Mutant Bazaar for the next three hours if you want your ass kicked

democrats are catastrophically failing us

Did I just hear a fucking Placebo song in a commercial for Versace cologne starring Channing Tatum in the year 2026

I got these shorts from my sister and the colors are an exact match for the packaging for the cheddar jalapeno cheetos

Ok. So I went to the dentist and it was bad news. I got hit with a big bill. Any help would be greatly appreciated. gofund.me/5770fb997

Tubi has in its Pride collection not just The Birdcage but also La Cage aux Folles, for those interested

. donald trump me 🤝 bored of all the activities i used to be passionate about

not a good metric for comparison. spurs fans say "go spurs" but knicks fans have historically expressed the same emotions by posting "im going to blow my brains out"

I was raised by the Internet in the age of the weekly TV recap. There is no finer experience than watching an episode and having six whole days to go insane

If you tell me you hate shows that do a weekly release and would rather the whole season drop at once or wait to binge it all once it's fully released I do think less of you as a person

Crafting a hot take that will make people yell at me, we need this

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The greatest joy you can know as a woman is to give your husband the gift of getting to watch Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World if he hasn't seen it before

Does anyone know anyone else who's a good person who'd be interested in rehoming a cat in London or SE? My Nanny is very very unwell in and out of hospital currently and just cannot look after her cat but wants her going somewhere good Id take her in a heartbeat if my boys would handle it but alas

It’s so funny how the smart people media (NYT, NPR) is so committed to making everything that happens in US elections look smart and interesting. No they’re not weighing in on “what it means to be a man,” the Republican is calling the other guy gay 50 million times a day.

I'm back on this bullshit and I brought my bandana this time

Losing weight has opened up some very bisexual sitting options for me and unfortunately being 40 has revealed that perhaps these sitting options are not actually ideal for my hips

I'm going to Tulsa

I found Slow Funeral on Instagram last year and submitted her a few times in music league to great success, you can get on board now and still be considered an early adopter. Tremendous voice and unique vision

Sometimes people are shocked when I tell them how much it costs to get my nails done but then I see how fucked up other people's nails look and I'm like yeah I'm not rolling the dice trying to find someone cheaper, I'll keep paying the premium for nails that look good and last forever

Dustin texted me "holy shit" and for like five seconds while he was typing his follow up text I was like "maybe it happened" but it was just about something he was eating

Listening to Korn unironically in case you wondered how I'm doing

When NYC had ACT-UP, Dallas had GUTS, the Gay Urban Truth Squad, who demanded AIDS treatment funding through direct action! In my latest @thebarbedwire.com, I examine a new book about Dallas LGBTQ history that also highlights the vital importance of telling our own stories in queer media ...

i know he's like the soft vermont acoustic guitar mental health guy but every time i see noah kahan's name anywhere i do a double take....like imagine if ben kweller was named ben himmler

Having a real 'but I don't have ADHD!!!(sarcasm)' morning

we've got all these legitimate maniacs running around, and a bunch of us (I'm doing it!) are hoping they kinda dissolve into a powerless rump faction when Trump isn't around to make them gel and man what if that doesn't happen

Red sky at night, sailors delight Night sky is black, oh shit oh fuck Ah! Goddamn!!

Ken Paxton is super evil and somehow he's going to win because we live in the stupidest evillest state and even his rank corruption and incompetence are not a deal breaker

Back in the gym.and a single set of ten leg drops has me panting like a dog that doesn't do well in the car

Watching The Lowdown, I see that Sterlin Harjo, like me, developed a crush on Peter Dinklage when he found out he used to be in a punk band

Watching The Lowdown and a character is wearing earrings that I know in my heart were made by Cyanide Syd, God I wish I had bought those Hot Wheel Heart earrings when I went to Tulsa five years ago

a good portion of what people mean by “crime” is “visible homeless people, some of whom are behaving erratically“

I bet it would rock to be fucking dumb two of my coworkers are watching short form videos at full volume on their phones right next to each other not a care in the world