The local bookstore has a zine night where you go and do a piece of art and the guy who organizes it collects them all into a zine that he prints and you pick up your zine next month at the next club meeting. I finally got to go, and behold! My masterpiece

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

My Lyft driver is an elderly witch in a black velvet dress with a corset and a hat

I left my steroids in El Sobrante

You have defeated the fearsome foe of going to the grocery store, but before you can eat dinner, there is still one beast you must slay, Do a Dish

@xocharmoore.bsky.social party at your place?

The Luka trade was the exogenous shock that rattled me from my stupor and made me realize almost everyone in power in any field right now is literally, in the clinical sense, addicted to both gambling and attention, and doesn't give a single shit about anyone else. I was clearly not alone here.

@superyakishop.bsky.social can we please get a reprint of Lee Pace is 6'5" shirts for the occasion?

Put on a gauzy wrap with shimmery velour details and my cat went insane trying to claw at it

The craziest thing about Cats is that the Heaviside layer is a real thing and that it's named after a guy named Heaviside

If you're in the DFW Texas area you can donate to Don't Forget To Feed Me! dontforgettofeedme.org

I volunteered at a songwriter festival and one of the other volunteers and I had to go to the store to get ice and she was like "what are you listening to, this is really good" Honestly great feeling. Nothing like it. Yes Shannon, it is really good, I'm glad you noticed and now I can talk about it

best ending of all time, let's be real

He's just like me fr

Election night was fun and all but now I need everyone to go back to posting baseball or anything else we can't go back to all pols posting again

Dustin is punishing the 7 people in the bar right now with the Live in Chicago version of Poopship Destroyer

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was "that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.

I am not saying I'm not going to vote for him. I like that he's strong on unions, I like that he mentions housing the unhoused, and protections for veterans. But I wish he would consider how all those groups intersect with "the culture war"

This honestly makes me more mad the more I think about it but nevertheless I am going to attempt to get this man elected in the runoff because the alternative is actually evil

Oh!!!! Oh my god!!!!!!!! My vote .....,mattered

mine eyes? seeing the glory. the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled. the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.

This would go straight in the spank bank

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted another beer

Two people on the bus talking about Kelly Clarkson, then how her husband died, then one said "Dick Cheney died today" and the other one said, "I know! I don't get sad when people die, it's just a part of life. And you know they say they're going to heaven." Me, quietly: "not Dick Cheney though"

Someone almost ran a stop sign at an intersection but screeched to a halt as I entered the intersection to turn left, then they busted a bitch and followed me down the block, then turned a U turn again and went away. I was kind of hoping they'd keep following me and kill me at the transfer center

I think the last time I was happy was when I was deep in the Ween dive. It's pretty much all downhill since then

Woke up to discover that the dentist visit I have today isn’t covered by my insurance and will be 400 dollars. Its not something I can just not get done. every day my money stress becomes more consuming. I know we’re all broke but if you can help at all PayPal: [email protected] Venmo: Oniram48

Mad about some stupid shit that doesn't matter because I'm not going to change anything about it

finally our governor takes a stand against right wing dipshits who flee to our state

(in a world where there’s a popular show with a priest who likes shoegaze) Risking it all for the shoegaze priest vow of celibacy. we’ll see about that. #shoegazepriest “shoegaze priest” has yet to listen to anything you can’t find on the Lost in Translation soundtrack shoee father suck ny nut

Rebranding chores as "QoL improvements for the house"

Randomly remembered the time like three years ago when I stopped to pick up a passenger and he got on the bus and I said "Hello-" and he said "I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH"

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

At Braums listening to an old white man melt his brain in real time with AI voice Tiktoks about the government

CO-WORKER: What are you listening to? ME (listening to Alvin Lucier's "I Am Sitting in a Room" and realizing that describing it would make me sound psychotic): oh, uh, Steely Dan. CO-WORKER: Oh. I don't know them. What do they sound like? ME (realizing I can't say "cocaine" at work): Uncles

Dustin: I fucking hate the Wizard of Oz. With a passion. I hate it! Me: why? Dustin: I don't know

I got prescription sunglasses for the first time in three years and I feel like they make me sleepy. Like I put them on and the world takes on this soothing amber tint and it feels like dusk and I'm snoozing

I can't believe they made blaseball real

The timeline right now

It's crazy how you're all posting about the same thing yet I still have no idea what's happening

Again: delivering that symbol to the mayor’s front door is a shocking, disruptive protest. But there’s context! The casket came after Mayor Parker voted against a police reform proposed by a task force the city developed in response to… You guessed it, police violence!

Fort Worth Mayor Mattie Parker said that when activists sent a casket on her lawn, it was a threat on her life. But painted on casket itself was a very important clue to their likely intent, the hashtag #SayHerName I wrote about the history of symbolic caskets used in protest *against* violence.

Before watching this movie I was unclear on who was the monster in this toxic yaoi situationship but that's all been cleared up now

MODERATOR: and how did you get into my house ANDREW CUOMO, CALLING IN TO THE DEBATE DESPITE SOMEHOW ALSO BEING ON THE STAGE: you invited me. it is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.