When the company tries to fire me for taking an interstate joy ride to the completely wrong destination with a bus full of passengers and I refuse to answer the radio or admit I fucked up

I know what you're all thinking. "Was that bus driver who went crazy and kidnapped all those people instead of admitting they were wrong my friend Jessica, who drives a bus?" And the answer is yes, that was me, that's why I barely posted today

None because I was raised properly

I got a bag from Whole Foods on Too Good to Go and now I'm hooked, I gotta get more of these bags. 10.99 and we got a personal quiche, a tub of pasta salad, some beef empanadas and like 8 buffalo wings

I am watching Merlin

The Chicago song from the tiktoks is by Steve Stranger Things and I'm just now learning thia

Loading this up with a cart of that second breakfast vape juice

Savory vapes

In 2016 I went to the gym, probably like, five or six times. My god, I was just a baby (30 years old) ((also this is just a good angle I was fat as fuck still back then))

Ted, for certain movies I would get in a plane and fly to the other side of the country

Adding some enrichment to my enclosure (going to IKEA)

Eartha stepped in for Divine on this song, and new wave ladies paying tribute to new wave ladies is something I love to see

As usual, the story here isn't about "divides" or cosmopolitan elites looking down on rural populations. It is about radicalization. This woman wants violent vengeance for things that did not happen.

Starting a maybe it will happen today account but it's for a release date being announced for Alecto the Ninth

I looked up my ex on Facebook the other day as you occasionally do and now Instagram keeps suggesting that I follow him.

Missed some spectacular drama at work today apparently. A guy stood up at the all hands meeting (in front of almost the entire C suite) and read a series of inappropriate texts between his wife and the health and wellness manager

Has this guy been in a grocery store? They put that shit in everything now. We have protein water, Robert. Water!!!!!!! With protein in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the strongest terms possible, I must condemn getting the flu

"woke gender hectoring" is going to be stuck in my head for a while

Does anybody have any good tattoo ideas

I got Panda Express teriyaki chicken with the super greens side and it really has no business being so good. I can only eat a few bites of it but wow, what a bite

I can tell Taylor Rehmet is a genuine guy and not one of those military or corporate plants based on the fact that he has absolutely zero money behind him. Man hasn't printed new yard signs in months. Just Instagram and a dream here. And he's a union man so I'm voting for him anyway

The AMC Sundance 11, RIP. There were two AMC theaters downtown and this one was much, much cooler

Who up licking they brain in silence

dallas, 1/8

*watching the opening credits to Carlito's Way* Dustin, casually: Most men want to go this way

I’m a single-issue voter with one concern: revenge.

Called into work again even though I didn't think I felt that bad but I wanted to make sure I fully recovered but immediately started feeling bad again, so I'm glad I made this decision

*posting absolutely juiceless dogshit to zero likes* am I being shadow banned

Ate something I knew would make me feel bad and now I feel bad (again)

Don't make people from fort Worth look fucking stupid on the national level challenge 2026 failed already I see

Dustin hates this cat because he is bad but he's also a little love muffin and I can never hate him no matter how much of my stuff he breaks

The last gasp of Christmas in Sundance Square. A fun fact about Fort Worth is that Amon Carter decided way back that our tree should always be taller than the one in Rockefeller Plaza and they still apparently every year make sure to get a taller tree here... I guess they wait for NYC to pick theirs

I am at the gym preparing for when I will have to fight for someone I don't know

Last night I dreamed that I had smoked like 8 or 9 cigarettes and I was like "this is easy, I'm crushing this new years resolution"

Just watched an ad for a bikini-area electric razor on Instagram and the lady promised that this would "tame your downstairs mix-up" ma'am that's not what... No

Incredible scenes

Dracula

happy birthday to horses

Happy new year, thank you all for being my acquaintances whom I actually consider my friends even though I know I am but a minor figure in the cosmology, I look forward to reading your many wonderful posts in 2026

On the way home the car in front of me was shooting off a Roman candle out of the window which was very cool and not nerve-wracking at all

I'm looking forward to the release of a publication date for Alecto the Ninth

My new years resolution is to start smoking cigarettes

Selfie from yesterday that I waited to post in case I looked at it again and realized that I actually looked fucking stupid, but I still like it today so here you go