Dustin just said "they make me do this at work sometimes" and started flexing his traps and then he said "they make me do this at work" and took his pants off and started doing muscleman poses

Me when I have to leave the lunch table because my coworker is eating chips

All I'll say about it is that no one is talking about this on the bus. The passengers are not talking about this at all. I know something has penetrated the national consciousness when I hear passengers on the bus talk about it and they are simply not

FINALLY other people are waking up to this

I have to speak on this because I still don't understand it: what was the big deal about the Cracker Barrel logo redesign

There was a "cars and culture" festival downtown today where a bunch of guys (mostly Hispanic guys) brought out their classic cars and it was basically a carnival with food trucks and everything and then at like 6 there was a "march for Charlie" that marched right into the middle of it

The brewery I'm at has a basket of old can labels you can take and it's adorable

There used to be a show called Fatal Attractions about people who attempted to keep wild animals as pets and got killed by those pets and it was always tigers.

I'm not gonna lie to you guys I put a drop of the medicated shampoo on the weird eczema I get on my hands just to see if it does anything, my hand hurts so bad but I won't go to the dermatologist because I never have time and I keep forgetting that going to the doctor is something you can even do

Took the old man to the vet today and got some medicated shampoo for his troubles

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

Touching grass is not enough I need to eat the grass until I vomit like a dog

Someone on the local subreddit just made a post asking who makes the best bean and cheese burritos in town. You make that shit at home, man. Bean and cheese burritos? You do! You make the best bean and cheese burritos in town with Rosaritas from the fuckin can and some shredded Mexican blend cheese

???????

Mom pick me up they're starting "where were you when 9/11 happened" reminiscing early in the local discord

i need you to understand that if you spend money on harry potter stuff, it is being used to harm me personally and people i care about. that is the trade off you're making.

They made a movie about me, it’s called “Honkey Don’t”

Good night

9% of americans are ball knowers who understand the black death broke the warlord aristocracy's grip over europe and ushered in modernity

People who use AI think that they’re skipping to the success when they’re skipping to the failure. You begin and end your life as someone who has not written the novel, you did not teach yourself to express what was inside of you, you died without making something that no one else could make.

Bluesky is only as successful as it is today because of trans people. Block transphobia on sight and make this a better platform.

"She was also Gaza’s youngest influencer, offering practical survival tips for daily life under bombardment, such as advice on how to cook with improvised methods when there was no gas. 'I try to bring a bit of joy to the other children so that they can forget the war. '”

I'm here but I'm really gone