Listen if we want to save Bluesky I need more of you to like and reply to my Columbo tweets

Nobody in the local discord I'm in cares about my Columbo watch. I am leaving that wretched hive of normies and chuds

Columbo season 4 episode 2, Negative Reaction: Dick van Dyke is here!!!!!!!!!

Anyway as I was saying, ColumboWatch26 continues tonight with season 4, episode 1: Exercise in Fatality

ACAB includes Columbo. Every episode he's either planting evidence, falsifying evidence, or engaging in naked entrapment

Seeing people posting their favorite Good Friday tweets, and I'd feel remiss if I didn't share this amazing @bransonreese.bsky.social comic

The bank teller saw that my name was Jessica and free associated to Jessica Rabbit but then said I was giving Jessica Rabbit vibes which is so sweet but ma'am I am a fat woman with short hair in a Ween T-shirt you have to calm down

We came to Applebee's when Dustin got off work and it's packed in Applebee's and obviously very loud because of the people and the music but also for some reason the old people at the table behind us are listening to Christian music at full volume from their phone?

This has completely replaced the actual song in my mind

For once I remembered to get online exactly at the right time for the Whole Foods bags from Too Good to Go and it went from "check back later" to "sold out" between me clicking on it. It's brutal in these streets

I have determined I probably won't have enough time to hang out with anyone in Austin next week because my tattoo appointment is at 6 pm and it's a Wednesday and I'm sure no one wants to go out for one single drink at like 10 pm on a Wednesday

As it was prophesied by dinosaur comics some 20 years ago, we have finally gone back to the moon, and we did not forget the chicks this time

Come to the concession stand at the Mutant Bazaar in the next three to five hours if you want your ass kicked

Crisis: I love Holo Taco's haute garbage polishes but I only get gel manicures so should I even buy them, I can't use them at all unless I stop getting gel manicures, an unlikely scenario because I don't want to go back to stubby bitten nails

I bought some chunky loafers, I'm doing y2k fashion like I never did at the time

Everyone's go to Columbo quote is "Just one more thing..." But what he actually says all the time is "yes, well, that would explain it" when he knows the suspect is actually completely full of shit and it's good every time

Tonight in ColumboWatch26: Columbo Season 3 concludes with "A Friend in Deed". Nice way to head into my own personal weekend (Wed/Thurs my days off work)

Big night on Columbo: Johnny Cash guest stars as a guy who kills his wife, Ida Lupino

What is the best physical copy of Highlander that I can get

Maybe still one of my favorite 30 Rock jokes is when Jenna finds the pregnancy test in the trash and is like "Oh no! ...Someone's gonna get more attention than me!"

Glanced up from Columbo and the TV is playing a movie where Thomas Hayden Church and Lorelei Gilmore are parents to one dead troop and one shitty teen

They're calling him Robert Culpable (he's the murderer again)

I'm watching Columbo again

I am going to finish making my website so I can pretend to be a book reviewer so I can get access to NetGalley

Please help!

ColumboWatch26 is back with Season 3, episode one. They made a big splash with this one, guest stars Martin Sheen and mother fucking Vincent Price (Vincent Price)

Called it at 5 Columbos (a facilities guy came in and started watching tiktoks really loudly on his phone during the last episode) but it would have been hard to follow up Martin Landau as killer twins anyway. More Columbos... Probably not tomorrow but Monday almost certainly

ColumboWatch26: in 1972 you could leave a location to head to the airport with a mere 47 minutes to catch your flight

I've had one cup of coffee and I'm hearing the call of the floor (the call to get down on the floor and roll around, we've all heard it)

This is why I think it can be worthwhile for socialists & communists to show up at these events if you bring some literature and sign-up sheets for sustained organizing (this is what my organization is doing today). Many people are radicalizing and are ready to get educated and active.

ColumboWatch26 is back on this weekend with season 2 episode 3: The Most Crucial Game. Notable guest stars Dean Stockwell (the victim) and Valerie Harper, Rhoda Herself.

Sitting (nude) on the toilet and my fattest cat just decided to climb up my (nude) side to jumble over (nude) me to the sink and she lost a claw in my (nude) hip

@mattressisland.bsky.social I was just remembering that Cleveland house you were looking at and I looked it up again and it sold last month for a mere 170k can you believe this

Coworker who's cheating on his wife up here was really rizzing me up about my new haircut and in the past I would have been like "hell yeah that's my boy he's so nice" but now I'm like "you little minx, you'll try it with anyone"

all genders DM me if you have this. note the alt-text please

Underrated part of Teen Witch is when the dad shows Teen Witch a picture of her mom in junior high when she was supposedly really uncool and weird looking but actually her mom looks like Patti Smith on the cover of Horses

I picked up Dustin from the bar and he somehow acquired a bucket hat

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

Big chop thank you @xocharmoore.bsky.social

Big announcement coming later, watch this space

Oh my god???

Stacy’s Mom but the words “Stacy’s Mom” are changed to “BD Wong” and nothing else changes

Percy Jackson is right there, I know all you little nerds like me had a Greek mythology phrase and would love to pick your godly parentage summer camp cabin

Re: Potter: even if Joanne wasn’t a monster, you owe it to yourself to read a fantasy series that doesn’t end with the restoration of the institutional status quo, and that doesn’t treat the character who notices the flaws in the system like the midseries unlikeable gadfly Lisa Simpson

Hit a big one in ColumboWatch26: John Cassavetes, Blythe Danner, Myrna Loy, that night the sky was dark, for all the stars were in Columbo: Etude in Black

I don't miss a lot of specific things from before surgery and luckily when you stop eating a lot of junk food you realize it was bad anyway but I just would really love a diet coke right now

All y'all who went hog wild on the Criterion Flash sale today say hey

I'm back at work so you already know what time it is