when you genuinely tryna beat yo shi and you see "@comp 8s +1" pop up in the corner of your screen

ITS RAINING SO AGGRESSIVELY RIGHT NOW!!!! IT'S LIKE MOTHER NATURE'S PUSSY IS RIGHT ABOVE MY CEILING!!!

🔥where's your fourth?? 🔥 #compsplatoon #splatoon #art

Quick doodle commission for @bloomsys.bsky.social! Thank you. 💜

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💜 #splatoon3

Welcome to Season 11. Planned dates: In The Zone 50 - Sat 28th March In The Zone 51 - Sat 25th April Finale Qualifier - Sat 16th May Season Ends - Sun 17th May Finale ($500 prize) - Sat 23rd May Good luck and have fun! #sendouink

I love bandwagons!!11!1

There always be some moron that goes "thats not very Christian of you" as if you aren't supposed to be upset when someone is being a dick. Non Christians seriously think Christians are required to be saints 24/7, or they're just looking for excuses to be "correct" in an argument, idk

My fit is so tuff

The more I play the other modes, the more I realize just how much better Splat Zones is to the other modes and how big the gap is. It's gotten to a point where I wouldn't mind zones being the only ranked mode

School notebook doodles return once more #art #doodles #Pokémon

Hello, I'm opening up commissions for Japanese-English translations! I can translate videos, text (like tweets or guides), manga, and more. Retweets appreciated! Link below

i be playing heavy splatling with my Wavebreaker out. Yes.... That WaveBreaker.

here's how we feel the meta has been progressing so far since 11.0.1 Zones only, X to S tier ordered left to right, best to worst

Codes for grands of SQ Finale as per usual: RYLR-DJNV-QQY0-AV1M RP00-ULN9-PKDA-WTJH R10T-QLTR-22DD-GPS4 REMA-Y598-C77J-7XMC RG1Y-RQV9-SHHD-0DH4 RPCK-FQXQ-XBTT-T444 RW2L-TL6K-M708-VYY8

Soon

Double the sass

How I felt when I picked Drapid and my team flamed me for picking it and losing with it

a little guy

"@grok this" "@grok that" you know what, ask ME anything

The team has found our new comp /j

Enemies to lovers you say?

LUTI DIV 5!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!! MAKEOUT SESSION IN 5!!!!!

ok well div 5 is basically just div 4, and div 4 is close to div 3, and div three is kinda like div 2 and then div 2 is one away from div 1 so im div 1 #highdivsplatoon

K*lling myself has been postponed… LUTI DIV 5 LET’S F*CKING GOOOO!

Average Hope <3 tourney prep

They really let you put whatever you want in here

It is a miracle that my team is as good as we are considering we're brand new AND rushed, but maaaan, so disappointing we didn't get alpha bracket bc of a DC and explo shenanigans

It's time to move on... #compsplatoon

Birthday snake!

My thoughts on divs: Divs are just a label TOs put on us for their convenience, not much else. That being said I hope some self proclaimed ‘mid-level’ players don’t quit the game when they get div5+ and realise they can’t win low ink. /sarc (Imma shoot myself if I somehow get div7 for a third time)

One of our games went crazy (somehow, it was NOT in Brinewater)

The 67 brainrot has reached Hong Kong, it’s so joeover (New Years Market)

"That's it, we're taking you to Brinewater" Fire Hazard has just got 25th out of 101 in Speed Ladder 14. We are looking forward to LUTI!! @picle.bsky.social - Zesty Bucket @jxgzzzz.bsky.social - Zipcaster Demon @karlspl.bsky.social - Crab Tank Main @puddibow.bsky.social - Bow Backshotter

Oh Rentanna my glorious king you can do no wrong

Currently just need a backline

Rosa #pokemon

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

reposting here. Looking for a new team to do LUTI with. Reposts and Likes are appreciated

Peekaboo. 🫣

Never really bothered with new year resolutions before, because a lot of them tend to be overly ambitious (i.e. getting muscles when you have never worked out a day in your life and then giving up because it's too drastic). But I feel, for this year, wouldn't hurt to start becoming independent

Puppy

Toddlers are so fluent in Whiny Bitches, oml

I've seen my oomfs post gratitude journals, I have a hope/goal journal. Recently, I've been really dissatisfied with my job. The constant demand for activity, repetitive, and soul draining. No money could make this worth it. Idk what my path will look like, all I know is I want meaning in my work

They talk a little loud and sound like they're gonna have a panic attack, but they pretty chill to be around. I like that they push Squiffer