had my ringer on at the function last night 😣

i was so so so so so so so so so cool I'm the uber 🫪

very nice of washingtons weather to only hit 70 on the weekends

We Deserve Better Than This….

What the actual fuck….

team i got a haircut for the first time in six months today

bro is playing candy crush with the volume all the way up directly behind me on the bus

I just signed a @uscedp.bsky.social petition urging Texas Board of Pardons & Paroles and Governor Abbott to stop the execution of James Broadnax, who didn't kill anyone. Join me and add your name: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...

just to say it also - this had to be a massive and well-engineered DDoS for it to get through cloudflare they are literally the company known for preventing DDoS's from happening

for ppl complaining ab bluesky being down today this is actual confirmation that a third party intentionally tried to take and keep the platform offline today

reginos 🙂‍↕️

youtube is testing overlay advertising in the mobile app and its awful

boursin the woman you are

smoked for the first time in three months 🥴

this fucking pack of shrimp i got was just two shrimp and a shit ton of ice 😞

made heavy eye contact with an attractive man on the train that i will be thinking about for the next week

we did it joe

oomf is waiting for a delivery

need someone to suck on my lips

man at the bus stop called me "clone" "jd vance" and "faggot" 🤩

oomf cant stand me 🙂‍↕️

ig yall are just not excited about space travel as i am

FYI, Seattle.

gm!

im only just getting to the new invincible but lee pace!!! my king!!!

she fell asleep on my trackpad so i cant get any work done 🤷‍♂️

its actually very concerning from a systems design standpoint that claude goes fully-offline for maintenance. you know if we want to talk "solved" problems...

He still needs to be removed from office. A war powers resolution will not suffice. He circumvented Congress to start the war. He circumvented them on tariffs and appropriations. Why anyone thinks he'd adhere to a Congressional war powers resolution is beyond me.

Georgia Voter: It's giving war crime. You can't do that. We don't just annihilate people because we can and, you know, make a grab for the money and the oil. And that's what we've done in Venezuela. And that's what we're doing in Iran.

New NIMBY tactic unlocked in Seattle. After “what about the orcas,” forcing their kids to sing an anti-housing song. They lengths they’ll go

must need the gays to come save the day.

we continue to ignore the broad definition of monochrome when mcm posting!!! pick a color!!! grayscale is not your only option!!!

To those still complaining about Artemis 2: We spend 100× more on killing people for oil profits, but yeah, NASA’s the problem. 🤦🏽‍♀️ NASA: $25B Defense: $901B That’s 36 NASAs. Space programs have driven major advancements in science, medicine, and technology, real benefits for humanity.

new profile header just dropped 🙂‍↕️

spent $400 at the bar last night 😣

the other thing theyre not letting through the strait of hormuz is fertilizer which is going to fucking cripple global crop growth heading into spring and summer literally billions will starve

bloomf is tired of my shit

easter dinner was a great success (converted my older brother to full-blown socialism)

This is how i knew i was actually just gregory eddie irl

turns out it is fucking impossible to get a charcuterie board on one days notice so i have to do it myself

i have to (it is my goal to) spend more on this charcuterie board than my entire family is otherwise spending on easter dinner

Ya’ll, I took the new train into Seattle, and met another trans girl who was also excited about the fact that we have the world’s first (technically second) train on a floating bridge and my wife called it the Trains Day of Visibility.

i am so tired of the "its time for" marketing phrase! ENOUGH!

nasa artemis tracker is a unity javascript project if u even care

surveillance state getting upgraded 😼

BREAKING: We're challenging President Trump's executive order that aims to restrict mail-in voting. Once again, the president is trying to seize power he doesn't have at the expense of our democracy.

another week of carrying my pogo weekly challenge team 🙄

Donald Trump is trying to make it more difficult for Americans to vote with his executive order on mail-in voting. The Constitution makes clear that the states and local governments have power to set election rules. This order should be immediately struck down by the courts.

Just Israel’s security minister posting hype videos about the execution chambers they’re about to begin exterminating Palestinian abductees in. Israel is worse than every Hollywood depiction of Nazis. Evil vile psychopaths 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🇮🇱