should i start playing destiny 2 again its been five years

i tweeted this before cloudflare even updated their status page btw

fuck i have no idea what to get my brother for his birthday and its in two days

oops cloudflare took out the internet

there is a plague of advertising that starts with the words "its time for"

doordash forced me to see this extremely deceptively-phrased and manipulative message actually about how they have to pay minimum wage and they want me to spend my time petitioning the city to repeal that. and of course increased the fees higher than minimum wage requires to profit off it either way

Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?

nothing make me wanna kms more than my dick touching the water in a public bathroom

ridiculous buff anthropomorphic mons are so back ‼️

2AM thoughts. 🐟💭 #art #oc #comics

now i was forced against my will to watch the jonas brothers christmas movie trailer so it has to be said the captions submitted by disney (not youtube autogenerated i checked) are straight up wrong like ai speech to text from 2000 wrong

in a week or so it will have been two years since i last had sex 😮‍💨

they got me doing like straight up silly ass busy work at my job this week

uber driver didnt even know ppl like me existed before he heard this backseat conversation

She steals the bed

i love adding like 2 days of youtube videos to my watch later playlist over the course of ten minutes who doesnt

my queen won we need shots (alcohol)!

tbh i really appreciate cynthias energy here like so ready to protect her friends. not something she should have to do but something that really demonstrates a level of care and commitment more ppl should have

ppl who liked this: do u want to kiss me or smth whats up

yeah okay

i love to not get the connections in the right order and say its a bad puzzle as a result

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

PBS did us a solid and dropped the whole Epstein emails. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

This Friday begins the wife guy season in marvel rivals

"This is never going to be ok." Rep. Grijalva calls for formal legislation to make sure new members are sworn in promptly after Mike Johnson showed that good faith and norms cannot be counted on.

yeah okay

deep-voiced neighbor laughed at my joke in the elevator 😣

ⓘ this user has not been on a vacation in five years

uh oh i took a six hour nap and now im awake asf

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

They’re just looking for a stronger case.

SEATTLE!!! We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!

lfg‼️‼️

i hate to be this guy but it should be said this doesnt mean they dont want to or wont take another case later. we are still not safe

Bernie Sanders: "What this Senate is about to do is make a horrific situation even worse. So let's be clear what this vote is about. If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are gonna see at least a doubling in their premiums in the ACA."

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Kim Kardashians being a moon truther makes sense and everything but I still hate it with an uncontainable fury.

this is the ideal male body btw

i was, dear reader, never more eepy in all my life

safeway girl

left my work phone in the uber 🤩

And it’s still fuck Debra messing 🖕🏽cunt

there were pretty men at the coffee shop 😣

TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!

Hope Debra Messing has a horrible day

mind you almost no polls ever predicted he would win with a majority 👀

Haha unless

this article published 11 minutes ago in "the guardian" 🤭