The Dungeon Crawler Carl books are very fun. IYKYK.

Eat that ring

Look, you walking shawarma skewer...

SECRET TUNNELLLLLL!!!

Oh, hey, 313.

"If you had dinner with a trans friend on Tuesday, and dinner with fascists on Thursday, your trans friend had dinner with a fascist on Tuesday." Truth being delivered by @monteiro.bsky.social buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...

Staying up until 2:00am reading is catching up to me.

I am saddened that kids today, amidst cellphone bans, are turning to Google Docs to communicate instead of the one, true method of conveying messages to the person you're crushing on, slipped into the ventilation slots of their locker. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zwu...

I've seen a few other folks posting theirs, so... I played in both Friday and Saturday's Unknown Events at #MCAtlanta, and pics of my playtest cards can be found here: drive.google.com/file/d/1Qoe-...

Seeing @markgottlieb.bsky.social @wotcmatt.bsky.social and @imdanielholt.bsky.social bug out over this hand made illuminated printing of the rules text was one of MANY highlites today. If anyone knows who this guys is, tag him. His name is Jacob I think and he did something incredible.

Had a very fun game during today's #MCAtlanta Unknown Event, and my opponent, Ian, gave me his 3D-printed Sensei's Divining Top life counter. To share the love, I gave him one of my blasphemous Fellwar Stone proxies.

Today's Unknown Event at #MCAtlanta had a hint of Marvel Snap/Hearthstone with 60-card no-color-identity-rule commander sealed. I managed to randomly cast Ilharg and Wheel of Misfortune with it. I think @gavinverhey.bsky.social's autograph brought me some luck.

Because it's the season, found last year, what will likely be my favorite pumpkin of all time (unless I find another butt). #ItsDecorativeGourdSeasonMotherfuckers

Fucking all of this. blog.ctms.me/posts/2024-0...

I sincerely hope someone did Abby Saja cosplay at Dragon Con, but did it Ab-Abber 2000 style--All Abs with hatching. I can only assume they'll be all up ons.

can't even use a new mouse without being subjected to AI bullshit

How would Taylor Cross fix Atlanta? Many parents are bold enough to believe in equity, but not brave enough to practice it. If we all sent our kids to the public school in the neighborhood where we live, our city would be a better place for all of us. how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/how-taylor-c...

It's not karaoke, it's helping to seal the Honmoon.

Looks like pink might be a bad choice for filament when printing an airflow amplifier.

I would be a lot more receptive to donating greater amounts funds to political campaigns that shared my values if they didn't have the tendency to pass my email address on to any and every like-minded PAC and group that likes to send messages FOUR FUCKING TIMES A DAY.

Playing with a new toy by filling it with old toy info #trmnl #magicthegathering #mtg

Regarding Magic the Gathering's most-recently previewed mechanic:

Why do all these people have Pikachu face over yesterday's Epstein reveal??

Finally a show about Boolean logic operators

I wish them both the worst.

I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out

Watching two grade school boys one-up one another while the future of our society hangs in the balance.

As if I needed more reasons to hate AI, someone called me claiming to have gotten my personal number from an AI that finds pertinent people for sales of used office technology.

Discovering this podcast right after the governor signs "tort reform" seems like a remarkable coincidence. www.gpb.org/radio/progra...

My company stock price hitting 666 just evoked a memory from my childhood where a bible study teacher told me that the two thin lines in at the beginning, middle, and end of all UPC codes represent 6s. Happy that those memories are from my distant past.

If you love your library, listen up…

I also did not go to art school, didn't really start drawing properly until I was 21.

computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

Realized that an adolescence with musical tastes winding to Simon and Garfunkel didn't help deter me from a young adulthood of being whiny and emo.

It's also like not only are you not going to get bananas or coffee or whatever, but a ton of businesses with products you like will simply go under because their profit margins were too slim. This will mean a massive wipeout of competition and centralization of the market.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

the artist from this story, Rebecca Burke, is working on a comic about her experience and the women she met in ICE custody. her instagram is r.e.burke if you want to follow for updates

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

alright, no more joking around. butlerian jihad starts tomorrow

In my experience, "at a certain size" equals "consisting of a single development team of no more than 5-7 engineers." The best coder graduating to C-suite exec is a red flag.

This year's @scryfall.com collage makes you hear the music. When planning last year's April Fool's Collage, we had brought up the idea of using Balatro Jokers, but ultimately picked the 'Damaged Card Collage' that was a pretty big hit. www.reddit.com/r/ScryfallTh... 1/6 🧵

There it is. How I feel about it put perfectly.

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The reason society has broken is kids are watching 'Mr. Beast' or 'Kai Cenat' and scrolling Tiktoks instead of sitting down to constantly watch endless TV reruns of Stephen Chow's SHAOLIN SOCCER.

this rules

Followers: pretty sure this is relevant to someone's interest.

When your child wants to dry a painting as quickly as possible, you use whatever's on hand.