Me: ok I need to go to sleep because I have a long drive early tomorrow My brain: check it out, I'm in the house like carpet

Got spooked pretty good in Mina the Hollower last night! www.twitch.tv/heytallman/c...

Managed to get a couple items from the Pokemon Center for the Celebrations card set! No ETBs in stock but I'm very grateful to be able to get anything from this set at MSRP! #pokemoncards

Picking Elden Ring back up after having not played it for over a year. I don't remember anything I was working on and feel like I'm doing shit damage in the newer area I'm in. I might be cooked

One fiesta run done this year with the natural rule set. I wanted to triple crown but I gave up on omega. So here's NED and Shinryu

Funniest possible breaking news banner on this amazing headline from a few months ago

THREES, THREES, THREES

*hacker voice* "I'm in" Bluesky age verification can eat my entire ass I'm fucking 36 but I'm not giving you my damn ID

I'm really not looking forward to how the media is gonna whitewash racist, sexist, homophobic fascist Mitch McConnell the moment he is declared dead.

Sticky note doodle at work because I'm laughing at the idea of this Wartortle going around and punting every Oddish in its path #SGDQ2026 @gamesdonequick.com

This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

The USMNT game was so bad the news of Mitch McConnell very likely being braindead can't even cheer me up.

The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny

Told my son a goofy story about Galar playing Kanto in the Pokemon world cup and had the mental image of Lt. Surge being shown on the tv broadcast, stone-faced and just having a bad time because Kanto was losing. Wish I was good at art so I could bring this vision to life

God the vibes are bad watching this soccer game. United States with some very questionable passes and just straight up kicking out of bounds sometimes

a lot of people are like how can you root for the USMNT, buddy i'm an astros fan this shit does not phase me

I'm so mad that the fucking Trump admin has shitted up my ability to enjoy the USMNT making a run with this sketchy backdoor shit. Whatever becomes of Balogun playing or not playing today I can't even feel like I should root for my own country tonight.

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

Escape the fireworks tonight! I'm going to be continuing Mina the Hollower tonight around 8pm US central! I should be getting to and completing Bone Beach! Twitch.tv/heytallman

If I was Catholic I'd simply listen to the Pope

No greater sin in the live action Avatar series than fucking up The Tale of Iroh holy shit

I don't understand why bsky needs to know my age when simply posting here proves that I'm 38 years old

Figures this is the one game the USA keeps a clean sheet. That was one of the softest red cards I've ever seen, it is a fucking travesty that we are going to be without Flo for the next one.

I think megalovania is overrated as fuck. Basic ass repetitive melody.

Over the last few hours bluesky had been asking me to verify my age, which seemed to be a mostly Texas thing. Never ever scan your ID to access a website. Now if you'll excuse me I need to think of something heinous to post should I get locked out of this site for the foreseeable future.

I guess it wasn't a dream after all

I can't believe 40oz To Freedom is THE album of the summer for the 34th year in a row!

If I was the Netherlands I simply would have kicked the ball into the goal better

¡PARAGUAYYYYYYYY!

Guess who just got a mf raise (well, as of July 1)

The cosmic heart of the machine 11x17 pen and paper #surreal #macabre #PenAndPaper #TraditionalArt #DarkSurrealism #DarkArt #Art #InkSky #GrimDark

Mina the Hollower is so good but so fucking hard man (complimentary)

Grateful Dead mood today

Hot take But Frieren is a really good show

Twin Peaks star has ties to STARS

I still remember one of the most intense soccer matches I ever watched was Brazil v Mexico back in 2010. Part of the reason I was so blown away was the absolutely stellar work of goalkeeper Ochoa. To see him get his flowers and presumably his final appearance in a world cup match tonight was awesome

Uh oh he's listening to Creed again

It's almost like this episode of House of the Dragon was meant to lead to a climax of another season, HMMMM

It's father's day so as the father of all this content I make y'all owe me a like on this. It's my reaction to the #tadc finale! youtu.be/higzlBADvJY?...

In about an hour and a half I'll be streaming a watch party for the TADC finale. We'll laugh, we'll maybe cry, but most importantly, we'll see how it ends. Going live around 8pm central at twitch.tv/heytallman!

In honor of America in the world cup, my son has decided that red white and blue now stands for: Redstone Iron Lapras

Holy shit a world cup hat trick, unbelievable. I've seen Messi play in person once and he really is that fucking good.

"I asked Grok, I asked ChatGPT" Yeah, well I just asked Chadley and he's the only one who told me to just straight up kill him if he messes up

Good lord Sweden

I have seen more referees interfering with plays in this world cup so far than I've seen in my whole life combined. Getting hit with the ball, bumping into players, accidentally setting up picks between players and the ball, get it the fuck together FIFA

New York City really does have the Mandate of Heaven

Cosmic horror is great because it just kinda invents itself. Spend a bit too long thinking about the sun and you realize it’s a radioactive death ball larger than your mind has capacity to comprehend, so inherently dangerous that looking directly at it will harm you, and it’s just sitting there.