Probably asked ChatGPT the best way to end a marriage 👀

Black Mesa is live once again! I think I'm finally getting the hang of ladders! www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1

Beautiful, i'm such a sucker for Art Deco. I actually thought about becoming an architect before choosing my current career path. (Part of why i veered was because Art Vandelay wasn't hiring at the time...)

Now everyone remember: if your favorite game doesn't win GOTY, it's because you are wrong and nobody likes you. ENJOY THE SHOW! 😁

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here." *Baba O'Riley Intro starts*

Man, 2 days of doctors in a row? Yesterday was my checkup, and today was killin' aliens with DOCTOR Gordon Freeman in Black Mesa! We're live in 10 minutes, babeeee!! www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1

I mean...yeah!

Just as a reminder, NO STREAM TODAY due to a previously made appointment. *sad face* But stream is still on for Friday (and maaaaybe a sneaky stream tomorrow) *happy face*

Forgot I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow at 4 so no stream on Wed. Fix'd Stream Schedule for this week! Live Fri from 3:30-5:30pm EST🔥(Might be able to sneak one in Thursday)

We're live now with more Black Mesa! What shenanigans with Gordon get into next?! www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1

It's easy for me, cause I probably wasn't gonna buy GTA6 anyway, but I would encourage ANYONE who was going to spend their hard earned money on this game to reconsider until Rockstar changes their tune. They have 1 year to redeem themselves, but i'm not holding my breath. Speak with your wallet.

Mon chéri, ma chérie!

I forgot about the polar bear slippers 😆 it's the movie that keeps on giving

Maybe a hot take but did they need to jump to GALAXY in movie 2? Or is it just so they can get Rosalina in there?

Stream Schedule for this week! More Black Mesa and The Cangrejo Cabeza (What Google Translate says is "head crabs" 🤔) Live Tues, Wed, Fri from 3:30-5:30pm EST🔥

I look forward to the Funko market after they go bankrupt and then they have to watch as all their product sell for 10x the original price because they're "rare collectibles" now schadenfreude is a sustainable source of purpose 😜

Nom nom nom Also, based having an oatmilk variant for us milk bigots

I am yearning for a Saturday where I don't have any obligations 😩 Bring on winter so everybody goes into hibernation mode haha

10/10 take. No notes.

Thanks everyone who came out today! Black Mesa is really giving me that old Half Life feeling but with modern QOL improvements! They did a great job

🔥 We're live with Black Mesa! Come hang out for a bit at www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1

Stream time: T-Minus 30 minutes! Playing...a game...that i have 30 minutes to figure out lol

I don't know who else needs to hear this 🧡

I am very angry with Bo Nix right now. I hope he has a long hard think about how he played this evening. (Even tho that 2nd pick wasn't his fault)

I had $5 burning a hole in my pocket, so I did a thing...

Lots of new VODs and shorts up on the Youtube channel! I know schedules are tough to make live streams, but if you ever wanna see your friendly neighborhood PYRO, just head on over to www.youtube.com/@lazyPYRO1 where every stream gets posted! (Eventually...) 🔥

My Notifications said I had 28 unread after having just read them about a minute prior, and I was like, "oh no, what did i say?! I don't wanna be the main character of Bluesky today! 😭" Luckily, it was a glitch, i am safe from the masses.

*Comments on single post about Michael Jackson Biopic* Bluesky: OMG HE LOVES MICHAEL JACKSON BIOPICS!!! FLOOD HIS TIMELINE WITH MICHAEL JACKSON BIOPICS!!!

Happy Not Quite Almost Christmas Time everyone!

Question for content creators: Is anyone on Threads, and do they feel like it offers a good reach? Obviously, I don't LOVE the idea of being back on a Fuckerberg platform 😒

Andrew WK concurs

Jay Huff and Jay puff, and Jay will bring the house down! #YESers #Pacers

Random OC I just made for no reason and it's just literally aura farming here.

Well that was shorter than expected lol Little Nightmares 1 done! Tune in Friday at 3:30 EST for the new game on the schedule🔥

We're live with more Little Nightmares! www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1

Little Nightmares stream continues in 5 minutes!

"The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me..." Check out Jordan for some Old Hunters fun!

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

It was really fortuitous that Guy Fawkes Day happened in November. "Remember, remember, the 5th of February..." just doesn't have the same ring to it

Alright, we're live babeee! Come hang out for my first trip through Little Nightmares. Halloween ain't done yet! www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1

Got stuck at work late, stream pushed back aboit 15 minutes!

Today is the day: NEW STREAM SCHEDULE DAY! Starting at 3:30pm EST Trying to decide (open to input) between starting: Little Nightmares (First) Dark Souls: Remastered Resident Evil 4 (2005) (First) Black Mesa (Half Life Remake) (Basically First) Hope to see you all there!

Post something random or you'll have an awful November (or you may not, I don't make the rules):

More like Sam DAAAAAMNald! #SeahawksVsCommanders

It's FOOTBALL TIME! #GoColts #ForTheShoe

Settle a debate, which is correct?

This is Mark, and he's one of my favorite beings

Get in here! We're solving a murdah!