Emmett Till would be 84 today. Not 114. Not 104. 84. He would be my uncle. Not great-great or great uncle. One of my parents' siblings. This is why we remember.

That means YOU, Pee Wee!

Schumer decided not to shut down the government which led directly to US gestapo getting ten times the money, the shredding of the constitution, and the construction of American concentration camps. In case you were one of those idiots yelling about people being mad at democrats. Primary all of them

Hahahah @timesunion.com

Hearing Brad Landers is back on the streets. Everyone be careful out there.

Wanna feel old? George Clooney is 18 years older than Edward R. Murrow was in ‘54, when the events of “Good Night and Good Luck” take place.

I’m watching the live broadcast of Good Night And Good Luck on CNN. It made me sad that journalism is in such a state: always under fire and compromised. Thank God, at least, we still have SLAP NEWS.

I aspire to this

Everyone’s having fun with this Elon and Trump feud, but the real winner in all this is Peter Thiel. And that should terrify you.

This is...bizarre

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Day 8 Top 10 matches posted on Don Don Sumo’s channel. The ones to check out: Ichiyamamoto vs. Charanoumi (lots of slaps and palm thrusts) Oho vs. Wakatakakage has a cool finish Aonishiki vs. Tobizaru is a hard-hitting affair - the slaps on this one are INSANE (1/2) youtu.be/ug_U9ehIG0I?...

Day2 M6 Tobizaru 0-1 (L) M5 Chiyoshōma 0-1 (R) Two of the wiley-est men in sumo go at it. #Natsubasho2025

This ref is doing a terrible job.

“Am I moving that, or is IT moving ME?”

My long-standing theory is Nancy Mace has a fart-smelling fetish.

The thing about Cuomo is that he doesn't live here, hasn't lived here in decades, and has no clue what people like about New York City. Do not rank him.

The Steelers/Rodgers saga is your friend who's constantly ruining her life for some guy everyone else knows is a terrible boyfriend. Stop making drastic life decisions around this low value man! He won't be there for you when it matters!

BREAKING: Trump initiates 100% tariffs on Thoughts & Prayers from outside the United States

Still applies.

Congratulations to Sovereignty for winning the 151st Kentucky Derby. And Seneca for celebrating his FIVE YEAR GOTCHA ANNIVERSARY! He does all his racing at 5am.

Still can’t get over how dirty they did Stockard Channing in the opening credits of “Grease.”

It's April 29, 2025, and JD Martinez is still a free agent.

Do not rank this freak. Keep him off your ballot entirely

This is what I imagine every Will Stancil morning commute is like.

Pope Francis five minutes into a convo with JD Vance:

On the rare occasion I turn on Sunday Night Baseball, I see a play like this that’s borderline mishandled because they’re mic’d up and yapping away. They’re middle infielders. It’s a busy position, and this adds nothing to the broadcast. Leave them alone and stop doing this!

That one couple everyone knew in their 20s that spent 8-10 years breaking up and getting back together.

Ex-fed Duncan Levin said the delay likely stems from Bahi's lawyer questioning the idea Adams’ case can end but not his client’s: "It results in a perverse outcome where...lower-level defendants can face jail time while the supposed ring leader goes free.” www.nydailynews.com/2025/04/11/i...

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

White Lotus Season 4 will take place at the Presidential Pools’ Suite in Chase Field.

I’m not religious but I believe in the Holy Trinity.

(To the entire Duke bench) “Have yew seen mah peelz?”

Tense Music Playing #Caturday

He’s known for months he wouldn’t have enough money or support to run both a primary AND general election campaign, and he wasn’t gonna win the primary anyway. Running as an Independent was inevitable. Occam’s Razor: he was just waiting for the charges to be formally dropped.

I swear I thought for a second that Clayton McCullough got murdered by that graphic. 🤣

Start of Bigelow vs Vader from 88. This was one of the more elaborate "ceremonies" with the mastadon helmet before the match, which then leads to a pretty shocking moment.

Scaring the Hoes as an electoral strategy

The man in question has a son, age five, who’s autistic. He was caring for his son when he was arrested. The admin is claiming in court that there’s nothing they can do to free him, because they don’t have jurisdiction over the private prison they sent him to. The admin are the bad guys.

Your baby in a high chair after you give him pasghetti and meatballs for dinner

It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

I will hunt Orbit and eat him with a knife in fork in front of Jose Altuve

This is Wile E. Coyote's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot.

“Raaaaaah!”

Millennial Twitter Thought Exercise ass take

getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands

Late night Caturday!

Stefanik probably put in an offer on a fancy Manhattan condo. She thought she'd be dining with diplomats and building her foreign policy creds for an underwhelming 2028 presidential run, leveraging it for Secretary of State or something. Oh well, back to electoral politics :)

So what’s changed? Are they losing Republicans that’re getting pushback in their districts and/or don’t want to cede so much power to the Executive Branch? Or are they about to propose something even worse than we’ve already seen?