Can't confirm this fully but my sources are telling me that Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized because he "pretty much had sex with" one of those motorized bristle devices that clean the turf and dirt off your golf shoes before you go inside. "He was way up on it for some time," a witness told me.

We were initially told our design concept was rejected. That we were only included for representation. Our numbers were halved. The end result? OzFurs WON THE BEST FLOAT DESIGN FOR SYDNEY MARDI GRAS PARADE 2026!

manouver

i love trans women so much i became one in solidarity

bluesky company uses golang for everything and honestly that explains so much about its culture

✨unmasking🌈✨

yesterday was 5 years hrt 👯‍♀️

free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.

@calabro.io hi Jim, just read pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a... interesting post thanks. Have you considered connecting to memcached via unix socket? avoids tcp port exhaustion/TIME_WAIT issues at a structural level

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Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

Happy Easter

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

kind of character who only ever pops up to disagree with you

i don't need to doomscroll to get off, i simply open my city's daily newspaper of record every morning

thinking of going boy sober

australia will never do high speed rail but if you made the hume an autobahn and drove a bus at 200 km/h i reckon the pollie's would go for it. plus it would be a bit of a thrill for the punters

made eggs that look like pussy

HOLY SHIT THAT WORKED?

the .mkv file format is cool because when you see it you know it's being used to break the law

New from me: I am absolutely thrilled that this piece is out with Archer today. First pitched around 2.5 years ago, it finally came out in a form I think is clear and hopefully helpful! archermagazine.com.au/2026/03/sing...

I went there and everybody knew you

the thing about this is it really goes to show how we have an economy where it's not even good enough to pay money for a good service to keep it going. they will just fuck it up anyway

devising a new social media platform where you get three energy to spend every turn, posts can attack or defend, and the goal of the platform is slightly more obviously about defeating other commenters than here

Okay, actual answer for you! The community around this kind of work can't actually decide on a word but the general consensus is "marker-induced ornamental effects" or "sexual ornament"

What's the name for that phenomenon where wildlife researchers put some kind of tracking tag or collar on an animal and it completely fucks up their studies because for some reason or other it makes the marked animal sexually irresistible?

Happy international women's day to all women whether cis, trans, or non-binary! 🎉♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

i just always really liked the name hailey for some reason :)

I cant beleive this just happened xD. Fuck replacement buses lol

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

our civilisation has learned how to synthesize hormones from a common food crop and create the hottest women on earth with them and for some reason this is considered controversial

played a live dj set on the furry float for Mardi Gras on Saturday night and it was fucking awesome. gig of all time

i love the dub echo effect on the pioneer dj mixer its so good

it's so weird to see people casually mention having like 4 different streaming subscriptions like it's normal when i started out on limewire when it was normal and just never stopped, what happened

this article's been going around today and it's just one Hell Description after another, highly recommended harpers.org/archive/2026...

hey hey stop calling yourself/your interests "degenerate" that's fash speak

wanna get feral art...

BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES

my national party murdered, my pollies just gone!

My answer to the whole “Australia Day” question is; we get rid of it as a general public holiday and instead we give people a full week off for lunar new year. I fully believe this would make people less racist because even though Australians love being racist we love a holiday even more

i feel for all the radical centrists out there now confronting the fact that their ideology was the one built in a bubble and formed by groupthink. with enough exposure to facts and logic they will, some day god willing, catch up to the left

fuck "australia day", fuck the flag, fuck the colony