Flipping TX would be amazing! Check out James Talarico who was banned from the Late Show.

On our rainy walk today (red cage fungus??)

There is no way Senate Dems should vote for DHS funding while Republicans are threatening to nationalize elections and Trump is threatening to do it by executive order. ICE reforms are no longer enough. Their authoritarianism must be fought with every legislative lever available.

I know there’s no such thing as a singular solution to guarantee happiness but I swear this would come close to it.

I hope this email finds you on the couch with the necessary amount of blankets, snacks, and pets

America desperately needs a functioning and independent House as a check on Trump’s chaos and mania. It will never have that as long as Mike Johnson is Speaker. Every vote for a House Republican is a vote to give Trump unchecked power for two more years.

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

This is happening a lot to female journalists. So here is a modest proposal for the White House press corps: Stand together. No one should ask another question until the President answers the question that was ignored.

Wild how being anti-pedophilia is a partisan issue.

Conversation between two moms overheard on a walk that almost caused me to turn around and follow: “The announcement came over the loudspeaker and I stirred and stirred…”

All it would take is for a bunch of these CEOs to confront Trump in front of the world and tell him he's unfit to run a hot-dog stand, and his presidency would be over. Seriously. But none of them has the balls to do it.

“Women should smile more.” (Woman smiles) *gunshots*

I’m still waiting to find out how many underage girls were forced to massage Trump’s naked, bloated, gassy body and were they paid extra to change his diaper. Anyone? FBI - have you reached that part of the Epstein files yet??

A nerdy laugh just because the country is in such dire straits.

That’s because fear drives a Conservative and hope drives a Liberal.

Seriously though what's the phone number for ICE so I can report two alleged criminals from Venezuela who are being brought here illegally?

If the U.S. government is now saying it’s okay to kidnap foreign leaders if they are criminals, can anyone remind Trump that he himself is a convicted criminal?

It's 2026 but I'm still writing "Slovakia" on all my Czechs.

Seven years after the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, the world is being asked to forget what happens when governments decide reporters are disposable—and to turn away from what that precedent means for all of us.

Horrifying. The people sending migrants to CECOT must be held accountable.

The one validated intervention to slow aging and extend healthspan is not for sale. It's exercise. sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

You are either on Team Release Everything (except for victim info), or you are a pedo protector. And everyone satisfied with this obvious cover up is on Team Pedo Protector. There is no middle ground. That is who you are.

“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”

In keeping w “Kavanaugh Stops,” let’s call these Kennedy Pox.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: Banana slug Western pond turtle Gray fox Coyote Mountain lion

The president has sworn to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." He has broken his oath and must be impeached, removed, and barred from ever holding any federal office.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov You suck at this.

Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people. Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.

Democrats asked for ONE THING today to reopen the govt: Keep health insurance subsidies where they are at now for one year. That is IT. Nothing else. Republicans said no. So all the lies they tell every day about things Dems are asking for is BS. Republicans OWN this shutdown.

Make America Vote Again!

It’s Election Day with critical races in several states. This is the first general election where voters get to tell Donald Trump what they think of him so far. Don’t miss your chance to make your voice heard! Vote like your country depends on it. Because it does.

For millions of Americans, today will bring the chance to be heard. If there's an election where you live, then you get to send a message on the policies and leadership you believe in - and begin changing the trajectory of this country.

The best place to sit at any bar is wherever you can hear the bartender and their best server friend talk shit

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

Your regular reminder that we desperately need to overturn Citizens United and get big money out of politics. It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history. It corrupts our political system every day.

Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Mabel feat. JD Vance eyeliner.

We have an alternative.

Other countries are reporting it, why not ours?

I’ve found it: the most perfect fern ever

Republicans this week: "If I intentionally drive this vehicle off a cliff, it will be the fault of the people in the car that didn't have control of the steering wheel."

RFK: we’re making America healthy again AMERICA: omg are we finally getting healthcare?! RFK: we’re replacing the fluoride in your water with horse dewormer AMERICA: oh okay

If monopoly was invented today the tokens would be like a labubu, a nice pair of crocs, a cybertruck, 150mg of Wellbutrin, a Stanley cup, and a mini goldendoodle, and the players would just go around the board paying rent until everybody loses

The trail gives you nothing for free

Hero in heels!👠

Hey seasonal depression you can relax, we got this covered this year