"Collusion" Art by Sarah Yeoman 2018 #CorvidCrew

I was thinking about a conversation I saw on Twitter years ago about a gaudy pair of shoes and the roasting that followed. I found The Shoes on eBay and decided to make an art piece from it based off of one of the roasts. It's stupid, a bit much, but I love it. @jonhendren.com

💙💛 Hope this kitten on the beach, brings ya Joy 💛💙

“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!” #Frankenstein ✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress

I would do my Pantone colors of the year but let’s be honest it would just be three pukes and a barf

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Anytime I hear about Expedition 33

The cadence of the guy going "Garbage Day!!!" in Silent Night Deadly Night 2 has become such a shared echolalia with me and @chipcheezum.bsky.social that p much any three syllable phrase is at risk of being said that way Latest ones tonight: Kirby Car Frankenstein youtu.be/i7gIpuIVE3k?...

Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

This is Minnie. She let out her first ever puppy bark today in an effort to bravely fend off her own reflection. 12/10 (TT: minnieandme11)

Born on this day artist Mary Blair 1911 A top animator for The Walt Disney Co in the 1950s, she was behind the rainbow-minded drawing concepts for many of their classic films. She broke barriers for women in animation & her artistic flair still influences many in the industry today

me vs my egg eating neighbour

I was thinking a funny riff on "Disney Adult" would be "Bakshi Adult" but then I realized those people are probably all in prison

Czech artist, Alphonse Mucha (1860-1939) was best known for his decorative art nouveau illustrations of women. However, in the penultimate year of his life, he painted 'The Age of Wisdom' which owes something to Blake in its visionary quality, as the shadows of WW2 began to gather.

No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter. Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting. #art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Trunk Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroi

My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.

for those who are stuck on step 2 how to draw a bear:

It's giving @bransonreese.bsky.social NPC

My tribute

🔊 Sound on: Listen to red panda Stevie really enjoying her biscuit. Then come enjoy all of our red pandas in their new exhibit— the Virginia R. Bartak Red Panda Passage! 🎥: Zookeeper Elsa

Here is an otter learning to get your day off to the right start.

A few years ago when I was troublingly deep into Elite Dangerous (flight stick, throttle, the lot) I used an EQ to make it sound like Spotify was playing in my ship's cockpit, and had this moment where a song perfectly synced up with a hyperspace jump.

Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine

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