My prediction is that they will fuck up the mail soon. I also predict that it will not be a popular move.

meanwhile in Australia 😂

It has arrived @metalminder.bsky.social

the problem with giving the human race the benefit of the doubt is i keep meeting more of them and yikes

#linux user finally started using vim 🫣

AMD: Microcode Signature Verification Vulnerability github.com/google/secur...

My best quality is respecting your boundaries so much that I never talk to you.

Just arrived. Total mood tonight.

I will not answer thee with words, but blows.

I think people that permanently silenced Nazis are pretty OK. If you’re a Nazi well…

Free blocklist in the comments.

Moral for programmers

Alright! 1,000 followers! Cool! As I previously said, at 1,000 followers, I will do a raffle, and buy the winner a vinyl copy of Spectrum from @bolverkcollective.bsky.social! Reply below if you would like to be entered in the raffle! I'll announce the winner on Thursday, July 23!

If you think you think it wasn't what it was, by all means go into work tomorrow and do that in front of a crowd.

My obligatory post-inauguration post tidal.com/track/782792...

Wait, are we the old people social network?!!

Every damn day has turned into some fucked up black mirror episode

Them: How's your day? Me: youtu.be/EAvocW9F_Lo?...

Linux isn't magic, it's sudo science. 🐧🐧🐧

America is all about freedom. To the point that it's become cliche. But why are some freedoms only granted in some states? We're supposed to be in this haven of freedom, yet some states don't have these freedoms. America can't be some sanctuary of freedom if they're not available for everyone.

I will not be taking questions.

Letsencrypt: Announcing Six Day and IP Address Certificate Options in 2025 letsencrypt.org/2025/01/16/6...

DONT GIVE COPS YOUR PHONE AT A TRAFFIC STOP TO SHOW THEM YOUR ID

ftp deprecated. okay. what about scp? that is deprecated too. 🤡 
#unix #linux #openssh

So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction

Junior dev: "I messed up badly. I'm so fired." Senior dev: "Been there, done that...twice. *proceeds to drink coffee like it's no big deal*" Me: "They named a production outage after me, and it was in the newspapers. *proceeds to drink coffee while staring wistfully out the window*"

When someone asks me what my thought process is.

Dear Modern Humans, You thought you were so much smarter than people from the Middle Ages. But you're not. Why do you think the dark ages lasted so long? It was because of greedy, insane despots who crushed progress and dangerous thoughts. It won't end until you rise up and overthrow them all.

Tech support 👨🏽‍💻

i can neither confirm nor deny

Happy days blabbermouth.net/news/corrosi...

Them: “So where do you see yourself in five years?” Me:… Photo by André Kertész, 1931. catalogue.swanngalleries.com/Lots/auction...

Sorry AI bros. I ain't even close to being done. musictech.com/news/music/b...

There’s a fine line I walk between being funny and being pathetic and the wind is erratic.

Patched my work bag. Moon approved.

If you’re a band and you stand up against fascism and bigotry. Let the community know. Hit up the Satan Not Hatin’ website and join. Become a safe resource 🤘

My patiently waited preorder has finally arrived!

Does anyone like the band Burn Ritual? Ordered a vinyl from them, and took awhile for it to get shipped. They were cool and threw in a free CD to make up for it, but unfortunately I don't have a CD player. So, if anyone wants it, it's up for grabs.

Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write "if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha." Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁

Please stop saying "rolled back diversity goals" and start saying "the company capitulated to a segregationist movement." www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Good advice, always remember to avoid the bites ends!

Linux containers

High Desert Queen kind of night.