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You are a soon to be graduating student, you are looking for a great place to be a postdoc, and you're looking for a fantastic mentor. Well look no further, here's the opportunity!
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega
6 days ago
today I learned the title of the tainted cup in Japan is âthe man who was killed by a tree,â which is making me laugh pretty hard
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
11 days ago
I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals
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sarah jeong
11 days ago
I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"
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The Onion
11 days ago
Fractures Emerge Between GOPâs Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega
11 days ago
the goal of going to an airport is to leave the airport as swiftly as possible. as douglas adams put it, there is a reason no one has ever invented the phrase "as pretty as an airport."
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Garrett M. Graff
12 days ago
It remains notable that The Onion â The Onion! â has had a stronger moral compass and more clear set of values in this moment than nearly every powerful and well-funded institution in American life.
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega
12 days ago
We proved ourselves willing to languish in legislative miasma, and to permit abhorrent misinformation to lessen our own amorality.
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega
12 days ago
If MAGA is a plague, then Sandy Hook really was the first slight discoloration, the first cough, the first ghostly ache of inflamed tissue deep within us.
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Feeling this on many levels this morning!
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin
12 days ago
Thatâs not my experience, Iâve actually been noticing a marked increase in the amount of BS since the start of the war
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NY Times Pitchbot
14 days ago
A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoonâs penis for âfurther studyâ says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Terminated Hat
14 days ago
It's almost as if everything Trump says about the negotiations bullshit and everyone who believes him is a cultist or a moron.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates
14 days ago
Itâs always âthis meeting couldâve been an emailâ and never âthis email couldâve been a fine cask of delectable amontillado wineâ
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Gavin Woodruff
14 days ago
! Epigenetic constraints and enhancer innovation link neuronal plasticity to evolutionary adaptation
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Epigenetic constraints and enhancer innovation link neuronal plasticity to evolutionary adaptation | PNAS
How nervous systems balance the generation of robust neuron types with gene expression plasticity mechanisms and how these processes impact cell-ty...
https://www.pnas.org/doi/abs/10.1073/pnas.2524709123
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Jordan Ward
29 days ago
Great to see this out. Practical guidance on how to use protein depletion systems in C. elegans
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PLOS Biology
19 days ago
Some
#bacteria
polymerize excess carbon into polyhydroxybutyrate (PHB), a biodegradable storage polymer. This study shows that
#PHB
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#Celegans
nematodes by disrupting pharyngeal & intestinal function
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Sam Wang
17 days ago
Donât forget the basic research that made it all possible. Ozempuc originally comes from discoveries from Gila monster venom. Letâs stop the attacks on basic research, and enable the discoveries of the future.
SamForNJ.org
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Terminated Hat
19 days ago
If you think âThatâs ridiculous, a weird elderly guy in robes doing something inappropriate with his hands to a comatose patient while a soldier and anachronistic nurse and crying eagle watches CANâT be a doctor,â clearly you donât have an HMO
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The Onion
19 days ago
U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia
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Terminated Hat
19 days ago
Bluesky Says They Like Drinking And Sex. But They Ran Eric Swalwell Out of Office for Drinking and Sex. My Anger At This Hypocrisy Is Exactly Why I Can Only Write For The Atlantic.
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The Onion
19 days ago
Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball
https://theonion.com/trump-escalates-feud-with-unclear-adversary-by-posting-ai-video-of-self-fucking-basketball/
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Colin McRoberts
19 days ago
You think the Pope is weak on crime? You should see what Jesus did for a thief.
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Andrew Kinsey
20 days ago
The idiom "screwed the pooch" should forever be replaced with "fucked the couch" Example usage: JD Vance and the negotiators really fucked the couch on this one.
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Dave Weigel
20 days ago
Okay, sure, but there are five whole continents where Vance didnât take an L this week.
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If you're one of aides, are you just guzzling Maalox while these interviews happen?
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20 days ago
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Andrew Robbins
21 days ago
I do think the tendency to yeet sex pests out of the democratic tent is an unalloyed good.
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He knows that those vessels have already priced the bribe into their operating costs
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They Might Be Giants
20 days ago
was once New Amsterdam.
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
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John Scalzi
21 days ago
It's a nice day for a Light sweater It's a nice day for a CARDIGAN
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A.R. Moxon
3 months ago
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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A rumble between neuroscientists, immunologists, and cancer biologist would be like the flight in Anchorman, but it would be over who has the most impenetrable terminology rather than which news team is the best
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I've seen enough movies, read enough books to know that if Melania isn't a victim of the crime the only explanation is she's a part of the crime
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Ryan Brook, PhD. Chairman of the Boar
23 days ago
This is just a friendly reminder that March is procrastination awareness month!
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Johan DuchĂȘne
23 days ago
If youâre using 10x Genomics (Flex v1) for scRNA-seq, this study is a must-read. đ§Ș It uncovers a key artefact: âą Probe barcodes themselves introduce bias âą Some barcodes systematically alter gene expression signals âą Apparent DEGs may be technical, not biological
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Hari Kunzru
23 days ago
While you were developing interpersonal skills, I was studying the blade
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Noel Casler Comedy
25 days ago
The Art of the Deal: âHow I handed the Strait of Hormuz to Iran and helped them build a nuclear weapon while lighting 40Billion dollars on fire and killing thousands of innocent peopleâ by Donald J. Trump.
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Jeremy Berg
24 days ago
Another example of "Show me your budget and I will tell you what you value."
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Dan Immergluck
24 days ago
Brutal.
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Very sad news. Don was a titan in the field, he will be missed.
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25 days ago
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A.R. Moxon
25 days ago
Obviously, the biggest atrocity is the premeditated genocide, but the way he frames it like itâs a fucking segment of the apprentice with the reveal showing after the commercial break. Jesus.
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Armageddon is terrible, but our only option was taxing rich people.
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling
27 days ago
Itâs right there on page 53 of the NYT style book: âWhen reporting on a demented presidentâs bizarre promise to commit war crimes, murdering and starving civilians, it is proper to remove all sentences containing profanity, to protect readers from getting upset.â
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weeder
27 days ago
Open the Fuckinâ Chick-fil-A, you crazy bastards, or youâll be living in Hell
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NY Times Pitchbot
28 days ago
Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christâs death.
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A.R. Moxon
28 days ago
Theyâre spider opossum dolphins. Theyâre pizza spaghetti sandwiches
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KJ Charles
29 days ago
I like big buttresses and I cannot lie.
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Dr Dean Burnett
about 1 month ago
You wrote a novel using AI? Cool. It's like that time I ran a marathon using a Ford Focus.
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