First person under the guillotine should be Andrew Wakefield

et tu Outlook?

Kristi Noem’s termination is welcome and overdue news. She should next face prosecution for mass violations of constitutional and human rights.

If you are in line to post a Kristi Noem getting fired joke - STAY IN LINE.

I dust my house. My AI robot watches. "It should be you doing this." "Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark." "That's not why you were invented." "These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise." "They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them." "Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."

Absolutely honored to win this prestigious science outreach award @uwmadison.bsky.social @uwmadscience.bsky.social

everything going exactly according to planlessnes

Grotesque. This is pure evil.

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

"The Peace President." [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]

Well, it was either world war three or letting black people have jobs, so I see why people just went with the world war

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew that I wanted to answer 275 emails per day and argue with administrators. That’s why I chose a career in academia.

The year is 2046: A group of masked TrumpCorp officials shoot protestors at the health casino. A reporter from FreePressWithCBS asks Don Jr's VP for life JD Vance about the shooting: "Unfortunately, this, is a problem we inherited from the Biden administration"

Buhloone Mindstate is, in my opinion, one of the greatest albums of all time.

Offer Summers's University Professorship to Nancy Hopkins.

Indeed. And do you know what kind of an as absolute bunch of bespittled, shit-flinging troglodytes you have to be to get the Canadian people mad at you? Do you know how badly you have to behave in public, day after self-degrading day to lose their friendship?

What a wonderful time to have a senile sociopath as president and a talk show drunk as defense secretary.

Richard Axel is almost 80, how about we revisit mandatory retirement age

Until higher education is funded properly by tax payers (again), it will endlessly be required to take money without asking too many questions about the donor. If we want clean uncontaminated higher education funding, we have to fund it. It’s a choice.

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes. $9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests

it is darkly amusing that costco being singularly focused on interested in a) selling a good product b) satisfying the customer and c) making money renders it a unicorn among major consumer-facing firms

So here’s the piece I wrote about how Epstein didn’t corrupt the people he reaches out to, he found the already corrupted. newrepublic.com/article/2068...

Epstein is probably an outlier in terms of donor class depravity, but think about what this says about our academic leaders and what they are likely willing to do behind the scenes whenever some rich dbag waves his checkbook in their direction.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

Transcriptomic and chromatin accessibility profiling unveils new regulators of heat hormesis in Caenorhabditis elegans journals.plos.org/plosbiology/...

I hope the people behind this get hit by a bus. Multiple times.

One of the first things we were taught at Quantico was that there is never a moment in which you are not representing the Bureau; but, then again, we earned our place there, and weren’t granted its directorship as a sinecure for partisan malfeasance and a willingness to disregard the constitution.

I walked away from an account with over 22k followers at the time because I don’t party with Nazis and I honestly can’t understand why anyone is still there.

There's no immigration crisis. There's no voter fraud crisis. There was no trans athlete crisis. It's all bullshit

This one hits hard.

Announcing a 2nd season of Heated Rivalry already?

Yesssssssss

hard to believe that there's not much market for "impractical, barely functional, extremely ugly, prohibitively expensive, and developed by the world's most prominent Nazi."

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

The reference to families is the extra touch that makes Trump a lowlife thug and Trump followers fucking trash.

Fluorescence Friday - DNA-PAINT imaging of axon initial segment TRIM46 ('cyan') and bIV spectrin ('red') by the incomparable Allison Melton in my laboratory. Just spectacular!

Also GORSUCH: So we'll give him only 95% power!

I will only marry a woman who is: -Changing her name from Kitty to Karen -Trading her MG for a white Chrysler Lebanon -Using a machete to cut through red tape -Wearing a long jacket -Wearing a short skirt -Has eyes that burn like cigarettes -Knows what’s best

Perhaps the most accurate explanation of our current judicial branch I've seen

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

The Supreme Court:

I know life imitates art, but do we really need a presidential version of "Simpsons did it first?" Trump's need to be Reagan is uncanny. First, ruin the economy, second, enact racist economic and immigration policies, third use military strikes to deflect. Lather, rinse, repeat.

news: why don't liberals focus on real problems of real Americans right wing: I need to know that M&M's gender right now

I suppose you could say insisting on the rights of all people, including all trans people, is issuing a "political purity test." But why would you do so, while also ignoring the fact that those who refuse to enter the tent unless you push trans people out are ALSO issuing a political purity test?

I welcome our new Muppet overlords and their demands to fibermax in our new long range EVs!

They raided the jailed children to steal their letters. The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.