A fridge for nothing but cheese. I call it Dairy Jones' Locker

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

*makes exasperated face at German news* Dead Up in flames Mutilated When can we ban this bullshit already and actually enforce it?

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Saving this on its own because this is genuinely one of the greatest photos ever taken by man

Huh. @mittensmorgul.com @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social

If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career

whomst among us

I'd cheer J.D. Vance suddenly becoming president, because sometimes the means justify the end. Also baby steps, gotta start somewhere.

if donald trump says something nice about you when you die? you fucked up somewhere, pal.

The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in

For anyone thinking of downloading this: (Credit: www.tumblr.com/lohboh/70879...)

Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.

Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )? #ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!! We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!! #theremin #switzerland

Read. The. Whole. Thread.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

People keep thinking it's a good idea put life or death stuff or legal advice questions to the "how likely is this combination of syllables on the internet, mostly reddit" machine. like... the FUCK?

@jenniferbrozek.bsky.social Happy birthdaaaaaay! Woo woo woo!

Free advice: if you find Quentin Tarantino bashing you in the press… repeat after me. “I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”

A travel ban, eh? Karoline Leavitt - “If you don’t align with the values of the United States, and you don’t respect our country, our culture, our laws, and our people, you are NOT WELCOME here!”. The laws that Trump broke and got convicted for? The country that he's driven further into division?

When Americans run out of Thanksgiving leftovers.... Do they quit cold turkey?

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.

here, have some moon

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

It's a full moon, we should all get the rest of the month off

So much "do not want"

I guess that means there's no hope of a bugfix either share.google/K9KE0oU1jW06...

two moo

Could've been an email. Wasted 6 people's time

Accidentally accepted a teams call at noon. Hate myself for it. But also, if you schedule work calls for someone during obvious lunchtimes and you're not calling from a different timezone I will curse you to the seven hells and back. Twice. Asshole.

Wow, Luxembourg has a comiccon with guests that aren't on the level of "the stunt double of a voice actor of an anime"...that's new for the region. seriously, Ian mcdarmid, Jason Isaacs, evanna lynch? Pretty good. But. I'll be busy that weekend (hopefully)

Not saying that if he keeled over sooner than later it would solve all/many/any actual problems, but it sure would be cathartic. And we need a little catharsis.

every human comes with a free skeleton, but the packaging is real hard to open

I need your help! Need to find me a bagpiper who would record the "sad trombone" (so basically any four notes descending chromatic) on their instrument for me....please reskeet :D

Semper pie!

Maybe one day I won't be getting work for three to four people anymore, two of which I haven't even been trained for. Oh ffs.

Ikea and DPD Collab

Sitting opposite the restroom door in this train. It's difficult to lock. I haven't always been paying attention so I couldn't earn some people. I have seen too many partial butts today.

Took a rideshare from one train station to another one, skipping alternative train connections because they'd be packed and delayed and am now on my last leg. Home in an hourish omg.

Thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn 😭

Baby orca mini breach! 🦑

Update: have arrived at my last stop before final only about 40 minutes delayed, so all is well

Every job can become passive income when you're lazy enough. It's all about the mindset

I LOVE ANIMAL FACTS! also. also. do you know about this cool podcast that tells you all sorts of cool animal facts and is made by a very cool person who is very cool and i love her dearly and omg you guys you should listen to it right now. strangeanimalspodcast.blubrry.net/

Today is "spend 6ish hours on trains" day and I already know I won't get the booked connection because of a medical emergency delaying the second train.

So who gets to tell Trump? :D

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

To a "red wedding" style event maybe