here, have some moon

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

It's a full moon, we should all get the rest of the month off

So much "do not want"

I guess that means there's no hope of a bugfix either share.google/K9KE0oU1jW06...

two moo

Could've been an email. Wasted 6 people's time

Accidentally accepted a teams call at noon. Hate myself for it. But also, if you schedule work calls for someone during obvious lunchtimes and you're not calling from a different timezone I will curse you to the seven hells and back. Twice. Asshole.

Wow, Luxembourg has a comiccon with guests that aren't on the level of "the stunt double of a voice actor of an anime"...that's new for the region. seriously, Ian mcdarmid, Jason Isaacs, evanna lynch? Pretty good. But. I'll be busy that weekend (hopefully)

Not saying that if he keeled over sooner than later it would solve all/many/any actual problems, but it sure would be cathartic. And we need a little catharsis.

every human comes with a free skeleton, but the packaging is real hard to open

I need your help! Need to find me a bagpiper who would record the "sad trombone" (so basically any four notes descending chromatic) on their instrument for me....please reskeet :D

Semper pie!

Maybe one day I won't be getting work for three to four people anymore, two of which I haven't even been trained for. Oh ffs.

Ikea and DPD Collab

Sitting opposite the restroom door in this train. It's difficult to lock. I haven't always been paying attention so I couldn't earn some people. I have seen too many partial butts today.

Took a rideshare from one train station to another one, skipping alternative train connections because they'd be packed and delayed and am now on my last leg. Home in an hourish omg.

Thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn 😭

Baby orca mini breach! 🦑

Update: have arrived at my last stop before final only about 40 minutes delayed, so all is well

Every job can become passive income when you're lazy enough. It's all about the mindset

I LOVE ANIMAL FACTS! also. also. do you know about this cool podcast that tells you all sorts of cool animal facts and is made by a very cool person who is very cool and i love her dearly and omg you guys you should listen to it right now. strangeanimalspodcast.blubrry.net/

Today is "spend 6ish hours on trains" day and I already know I won't get the booked connection because of a medical emergency delaying the second train.

So who gets to tell Trump? :D

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

To a "red wedding" style event maybe

It honestly would almost be comical if Trump got the Nobel prize, if only to see every single prize winner with integrity return theirs/refuse what they're about to get.

I could eat a hot dog

It's only political violence when it's commited against the right. Otherwise it's just sparkling 2nd amendment.

She says what we are all thinking.

Everything is so Much

Beyond the obvious lols, I think it's (a) deliberate (b) beautiful (c) clever and (d) a religious celebration of womanhood and/or brilliant trolling of patriarchal male religious figures. This is an interesting short read I've found www.femcatholic.com/post/celebra...

Sure is! :-)

dark forest theory but with staying in bed and not going to work

Made a friend

Maybe he'll die this weekend

I should've watched Derry Girls earlier.

As a treat.

It would be thoughtful.

Maybe he can keel over later this week?

America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive

I know I said I'd watch it but that was yesterday. Just @ me if he's dead or keels over live (in that case send me a clip)

If Trump held a press conference right now, I'd probably even watch it. Could witness something historical, better keep the celebratory booze in reach, too.

Ok, I'm more or less caught up on my feeds but haven't found any officialish information about what is actually up?

I don't know what's up yet but stop getting my hopes up, damnit

All for it. Work in IT sales and have had to Google so many names from non Eurocentric cultures over the decades as to address them right. Shouldn't have to hope someone has a linkedin account to be sure.

All crew, Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu Worf

I should write smutty Dune fanfics under the account name Shai-Hulewd.

An hour to the airport. A two-hour wait minimum. More because I left early, because public transport can do thibgs. A 2:30 hours flight. Getting home late afternoon. Travelling somewhere is great, travelling home is a bit of a drag even if I look forward to my bed and my bath and shower and stuff

German postal services group DHL said Friday that it would suspend the shipment of standard parcels for businesses to the United States, in line with similar moves by European peers deterred by looming US customs duties for low-value packages.