Mitch Spoke to Lindsey Graham for twenty minutes just yesterday

I think more racist shitbags in the senate should show mitch how its done

[P] Sometimes when you stay up late enough, you get a small reward.

@bencollins.bsky.social @timheidecker.bsky.social please encourage platners followers to close out this campaign their like that of the mighty lemming

Krissy is indeed 5'10" and Athena is 5'11". I am the shortest in the family by a considerable margin. When we're all hanging out together it's like a hobbit with two elves taking him to Rivendell.

Happy canada day!

I definitely would rather *not* experience whatever calamity we very well might but at least the GOP is finally holding the bag when it happens for once. I'm so tired of the "they're better for the economy" myth and would like it to finally die.

Thank you @techconnectify.bsky.social i have airline travel tomorrow and i miss my ceiling fans.

This is a tickle me elmo snuff film youtu.be/Bs8vLmo7Rsc?...

He actually posted this. Please NASA, fly him yo the Moon and get him to take his helmet off!

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

"We've got a beautiful country. If you don't want to be part of it you're free to leave. You won't be taking any land with you.” Assembly of First Nations Chief Cindy Woodhouse Nepinak, addressing Alberta separatists

Wondering if any of the folks asking why I called out CBS news in my renewable energy video get it now.

I’m stoked that my erasures will be featured in the upcoming pride show at ContraCommon art gallery in Austin, TX!

Hanging out with a few friends tonight.

Country’s too big, make elected officials close enough to visit again.

@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social i just saw you make a Parisian cameo on Jet Lagged, with Sam, Ben , and Adam. Cheers to all!!

Paper towel commercials are so fake; it's always a kid spilling juice, never like a cat throwing up.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social he’s all tuckered out, come back tomorrow if you want to play

Painting a piece of wood into an ocean.

Somebody better teach me about file compression REAL FUCKING FAST OKAY

Trump killed Spirit Airlines, and i still wont thank hime for it

Happy Gilmore 3 anyone?

TTHHHHIIISSSS

Looks reeeeeeaaaal fuckin white in there.

goatse does describe the feeling of this economy

This is going to be a real exciting mission. Humans are sending a rotorcraft to spend three years flying/landing on Saturn's Moon Titan. Why Titan? - it's the only Moon with a dense atmosphere - rich in organic compounds - stable bodies of liquids on the surface - larger than Mercury!

I wrote about The Onion and Infowars

this of course is just a slightly updated vision of eugenics

So I just made this big long thread to explain percentages & I messed up some of the wording in a way that made part of it wrong! 🤦🏼‍♀️ The way these things work: New price is 100% of old price = price stays the same (price x 1) Price GOES UP by 100% = price doubles (price + price x 1)

My sense is that the overwhelming majority of people don't understand what the Artemis mission was really about, which is not space exploration but space exploitation. I've started up a Substack account and written a piece that isn't behind a paywall that I hope you will read and think about. 🚀✨🔭

Hoo boy, and we're only just getting started! Currently on the train to Delaware for this fun event tomorrow! events.udel.edu/event/the-se...

@timheidecker.bsky.social this can be your gay frog moment

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

literally letting robots compete while banning trans people 🙃

It’s Friday night. I’ve done enough this week. You’ve done enough this week. You deserve a bunny.

Teller concurs in writing. #deathrow #hypnosis #magic #pennandteller #police #SupremeCourt #OddNews

All AI detectors have data use statements that writers deserve to be able to read on their own and determine if they are okay with their work being put into that website or software.

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