This is my favorite post of the day!

FUCK

HOCKEY

Are there any polka death metal bands out there? I had the idea of an album name "Walz into Darkness" you are welcome to steal

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Time to see this motherfucker sweat

Rep. Ted Lieu: "Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands & thousands of times. In those files, there's highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children, of Donald Trump threatening to kill children."

mac glocky doing another mashup cover thingy, if 311 did Clint Eastwood by Gorillas. pretty much perfection #macglocky youtu.be/NoWyikbWDvk?...

"That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives." —Carl Sagan Voyager 1 captured the "Pale Blue Dot" image #OTD in 1990. 🧪 🔭 🔵 Image: NASA/JPL-Caltech

Sooooo fucking cooked. bsky.app/profile/gold...

Someone just finished writing a novel. Spoiler: It was me. It's called "Monsters of Ohio," it's my 20th novel, and it'll be out in November. I hope you'll like it. I'm very tired.

Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.

Computer peeps, you have never seen an ‘off by won’ error like this before www.bbc.com/news/article...

Seven years in, and @interstellarflight.bsky.social is finally seeing some recognition from the bigger SFF outlets. Small presses are often overlooked, so it's a delight to get to see our authors succeed.

Shit has been FUCKED the whole goddamn time.

God dammit shit is fucked when the dishwasher detergent guy is the most viable resource on the obvious lies the GOP stands on. #technologyconnections youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?...

Trans bounty hunter bill passes kansas house and senate bsky.app/profile/erin...

Guess my plan to not learn anything at all about TikTok wasn’t so dumb after all.

why'd the guy climb to the top of taipei 101? din tai fung is on the ground floor

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

Birthday gifts from my parents

Fuck off you sullen Gestapo garden gnome

hey everybody lifelong tech expert here > "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

Oh hey bluesky makes it easier for me to just yeet my consciousness into the internet. Been rading the news and drinking this weekend, that’s what’s up bsky.app

@techconnectify.bsky.social Alec i’m watching you do road trip shit wearing a bucees hat and it’s making me smile

“As of Saturday evening, the family said they had still not heard from anyone at a federal law enforcement agency about their son’s death.”

Goddamn right it is.

This is, quite literally, our collective duty.

Minnesota, you are loved.

I have been offline for most of today and just found out about Minneapolis. I am going to begin cutting people who support this out of my life. You should, too.

@stevehofstetter.bsky.social please keep it up steve. I’m only one voice but your actions encourage me to use it.

It was never for you.

We started our IG account 20 days ago. I know we are just a small boat in an ocean but we believe the WE THE PEOPLE have the power.

Fascism was on the ballot. It is just beginning to activate.

NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.

When the NRA finds out that a citizen was shot and killed by Federal troops merely because he was carrying a gun, there is going to be hell to pay. This is the exact scenario they have been warning us about! These are the jack-booted government troops from which we need unfettered liberty!

Carney: "In a time of rising populism and ethnic nationalism, Canada can show how diversity is a strength, not a weakness... Canada can't solve all the world's problems. But we can show that another way is possible. That the arc of history isn't destined to be warped toward authoritarianism".

Homemade Crunchwrap supreme

I will cry for the stupid I will cry for the vain. I will cry for the vultures. Who will bleed us for gain. I will cry til I’m empty. I may cry til I’m dead For the hunger of children. Those who used to be fed.

@scalzi.com my wife and I got to enjoy the ‘columbo moment’ of Head On last night, and we wanted to say thank you! That was fun!

@drewmagary.bsky.social the patriots have two quarterbacks

Sausage and pepper calzones with tomato sauce and blackberry mead

youtu.be/J3TcUA5jE6o?... Fuck the klan, still.

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

Aaron Rodgers is a fuckin loser.

"When you look at aaron rodgers on the bench you can't help but wonder what he's thinking" <-- dumbest fucking thing I've heard on TV today #football #texans #loser

Aaron Rodgers is a fuckin loser and it better stay that way

Used a new technique to cook the beef - sous vide then seared and deli sliced at home. Bun recipe courtesy of Chuds BBQ