it is now time to choose the right bath bombs for the butterball

Sharks are 2 galactic years old!

Truth Social users are not happy with Trump on this one. “A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”

I use ‘trump voter’ as a derogatory. I go out of my way to be rude to someone who actively enables him. I know it does nothing good for me personally to engage in that manner. Fuck trump voters.

More people live in cities than in the sticks, and maybe we should act like it

An evening with a whiskey prosecco sour and some sweet chile pork balls from @sortedfood.bsky.social

WATCH: Jeffrey Epstein survivors release PSA calling on Congress to release the Epstein files

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

It’s pretty simple. When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.

Not the prettiest plating, but famn tasty: @americastestkitchen.com sautéed pork chops with pears and blue cheese

Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way. by Ezra Klein

Coconut curry ramen with shiitake mushrooms, shrimp, and a soft boiled egg

A creamy mushroom udon for dinner tonight

Trans people aren’t the ones trying desperately to take away our healthcare or food benefits or kill public education or all the other things the GOP is destroying.

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

y'all seem to really like baseball bsky.social/about/blog/1...

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Breakfast for dinner on a sheet pan : @americastestkitchen.com

Nothing quite like a happy hour at home with bruschetta

Chicken Noodle Casserole from @americastestkitchen.com

I know, I know, you have to get sports takes there. There's just no other place on the internet to get those, and certainly not on cable TV. Nope, you have to keep visiting Twitter because it's the only place. The only one. You have no choice. None. You can't help it.

Okay since things are legit funny.

It would be the ultimate Trump move to up and die one day without pardoning any of the underlings who have been committing crimes for him.

ok who did this? ☹️

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

if I woke up with a nazi tattoo, I'd gouge that shit off before breakfast

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

How to Join ICE theonion.com/how-to-join-...

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The toronto blue jays have just won baseball for 2025

DAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE!!

Motion to replace the "Andy Card whispering to W. on 9/11" meme with this photo. The back of his hair, the makeup line, and the giant folds of his neck waddle make it perfect.

Is….is that ketchup

They feel invincible. They arent. Protest with me www.nokings.org#map

I mean, obviously. The correct thing to do when DHS or ICE or any of these thugs makes a claim like this one -- the only thing to do, really -- is presume they are lying. Because they always are. They are state-sponsored Klan members, and should be treated accordingly.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. trib.al/9Sxu9IN

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

Fuck these thugs. Fuck Trump. Fuck everyone who voted for him. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

one of the new owners of tiktok, kids

[S] The Trump administration and those aligned with it are fascists. Their policies, statements, and behavior make that plain. This should not be controversial. It's certainly not to me.

That coward Trump has zero game when it comes to standing up to the world’s real villains (Putin, Netanyahu, etc.) so he takes out his ‘war’ on his own people to make it look like he is doing something to the racist losers that voted for him. This is the kind of resistance needed to push back 👇🏽

Many people and institutions that fight back are winning. This is a large part of the reason to scorn the people and institutions that have caved. When this is over their lives should be made miserable. More, I mean.