Will catching the hentaivirus at least give me some long slippery tentacles?

No public service (education, health care, public transit, postal service etc.) should be run like a business. Business only serves investors. Public services serve the people. All of them.

i assume this is valuable to some people but to me this is like learning that there are millions of mites and microorganisms in my eyelashes and while it has not affected my behavior i still would have preferred not to be aware of that

Nona (Locked Tomb) cosplay! I turned a normal black thrifted shirt into her hamburger man shirt with some scrap fabric and printed transfer paper, bought an awesome duster at a different thrift store, and already had the WWI-style gas mask and long beautiful hair on hand. (Feat. my gf as Alecto)

A lot of people are asking me what is happening here so I broke out Visio to see if I can clear things up. Hope it helps!

print ad, illustration (1995) archive.org/details/game...

Threw some color over these X-Files drawings

Oh “it’s horses” is absolutely a thing now. I’m gonna use it all the time. Thank you for this gift.

Nobody in the Bible ever had · pumpkin pie · tomato soup · cigarette after sex · black bean crunchwrap from Taco Bell And honestly I feel like the Bible woulda been way more chill if they had

a conspiracy theory I actually believe is that they keep doing this so they can claim higher user numbers, they don't care whether you use it or not, they just care that it's on your device so the line can keep going up

why does jeff bezos's wife look like she is wearing a fake face over her real face

Drifloon & Cutiefly floating through the night sky ✨ Commissioned by Noctiscorvus on Tumblr #Pokemon #PKMN #Drifloon #Cutiefly #Fanart

She is very lonely

1. Colorado is on the verge of passing a new conversion therapy ban. And it's clever. Borrowing from a Republican tactic of using private right of action to get around SCOTUS rulings, now Colorado will allow survivors to sue their conversion therapists. All that is left is the full Senate passage.

it is mere decades in the future. technological modernity has collapsed. i am part of a theater company, traveling the wasteland performing classic Vines

There cannot be "death with dignity" in a state that does not provide for life with dignity.

Have you ever noticed that the massive, coordinated, multi-year assault on trans rights is based on NOTHING WHATSOEVER

Every enemy I made for Secrets of Grindea! (not including all the bosses)

Writing a book is a MASSIVE achievement. Even if it's not perfect. Even if no one has read it. Even if it never gets published. No matter what happens next, appreciate everything you have done so far. The simple act of finishing a first draft is worth celebrating. You did that. 🎉

I love how every other post on r/whatisthisthing is a COBALT-60 DROP AND RUN capsule and 4 out of 5 posts on r/cats are a person being like "why is my cat trying to smear its body against me while making a strange rumbling noise"

always a good day when I remember this post exists.

Bf and I have been watching Pete and Pete and we just discovered that the episode where Steve buscemi plays Ellen’s dad aired the same day reservoir dogs premiered

"wow you are able to recognise and articulate that so well" and yet the anguish continues

@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Apr AusPA Australian Psychological Assn, country's largest with 25k members, issues new stronger statement in support of the science showing affirming care works and being trans is a natural part of human devel.

finally getting around to watching I Saw The TV Glow and I need to point out an absurd detail: the Pink Opaque's credits use the Herculanum typeface, most famously used in the credits forrrrr ... Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

Nothing better than cranking open a cold hog with the boys

lol what baby brains. what if your neighbor likes a different sports team. oh no they might have a different color house. what if they like choo choos more than vroom vrooms. I hear some don’t even agree apple is the best juice. I don’t feel safe

You can watch the six-part BBC miniseries of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, 1979, starring Alec Guinness, for free? www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Requiem for 2B

did a little doodle of Sweetfoot because I'm real obsessed with the little red halo illusion her fur makes. It's really hard to capture in photos so i had to try to draw it #art #rabbits

In 1985, Wendy Carlos spoke about the reaction to her transition: "The public turned out to be amazingly tolerant or, if you wish, indifferent ... There had never been any need of this charade to have taken place. It had proven a monstrous waste of years of my life."

I've only used a bidet like 3 times, but I got a request for bidet manufacturers: can we do something about the water pressure on these things? I've got this piece on the lowest setting, but I'm still getting a fucking wireless enema over here. I mean what the fuck guys.

I know today is A LOT, so friendly reminder.

Trying to look up info & build videos of a cosplayer named "Lightning Cosplay" is a wonderful experience, what with the extremely popular final fantasy token girl eye candy character named "Lightning" clogging every search result on every search engine with twelve billion other Lightning cosplayers

so AI is supposed to revolutionize every single aspect of the reality as we know it, but it's something we shouldn't rely on for anything serious or important cause it's so fucking unreliable, do I get that right my dude ?

9. Bottom line: this study was built to produce an anti-trans result. It counts routine psychiatric contact as deterioration, folds mandatory monitoring into “harm,” misdates treatment, and then sends the result through a political machine built to attack trans care.

every veteran organizer i know says this and does this Mamdani is going back on explicit promises to fund libraries, too. ppl are pushing back hard. i wish ppl would stop pedestaling politicians.

That's a new one on me. Local McDonald's has NFC circuits in their tables, presumably for those doodads you bring to your table when you want staff to bring your meal to you. Someone seems to have hacked the one at the table I was at. Putting your phone down would load PornHub in your browser.

"Someone hacked my table" is not the kind of dystopian nonsense I expected to utter today

The Kennedy Declaration, which threatened to exclude both providers and hospitals, has been vacated as unlawful. The CMS rules aren't finalized. No provider has lost their certification. Mamdani has fewer obstacles to act now than when he made his promises, and he's still not acting.

If Tobias' story was weirdly resonant for you as a kid, this is a reminder to take your hormones today.

Not even “ignore local zoning rules”, it is even more interesting! Squamish as a nation is the approval authority for Nch'ḵay̓ Development Corporation There’s nothing to ignore as the lands never were, and never will be, subject to City of Vancouver policy

The backstory here is that the Squamish people of what is now Vancouver were illegally dispossessed of this land a century ago. They sued, got their land back, and are using their sovereignty to ignore local zoning rules and build 6,000 new homes over the objections of nearby wealthy NIMBYs.

Trans women are biological women. Trans men are biological men. Please stop using the phrase “biological” to distinguish cis from trans people. Cis does just fine and you’re also revealing your own ignorance of how biology works, as well as underlying inherent transphobia, even if unintentionally.

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

thinking about the time I referred to myself as a Latinist and some random guy came in with 'actually the term is latina' and anyway that's when I deleted my mastodon account