Happy Birthday to Julia Roberts from the only podcast brave enough to cover every single cinematic work of America’s Sweetheart, Run The Julias!

Watching the Knicks on the beautiful Peacock app, which lets you gamble without money and assigns you a random username (ElegantRanch56) #knicks

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

I don’t care about football but eating barbecue in a parking lot sounds great

Kolek going for this year’s Lionhearted White Boy award #Knicks

Kid Vid is still in there, in a tasteful two bedroom he splits with a friend of a friend

Doctor Who Championed Breastfeeding

@bitesu.kawaii.social just saw this on rednote lmao

Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

i really could give a half of a shit about like the honor of "the american presidency," a world-historical evil, or the white house, which is the castle that the devil lives in. that said the shit where they are just tearing it down is uuhhh semiotically sort of unmooring huh

I’m against the ballroom for “building a gilded palace while we starve” reasons but it seems some of y’all have… like, an emotional connection to the White House??

It’s giving Versailles

Hell I could demolish some wings

PLEASE enjoy this episode where I am 1) normal 2) kind to young actors from twenty years ago 3) coining zero iconic catchphrases and minting zero beloved new bits

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.

No one will ever “match your freak.” You just need to find someone whose freak you can generally tolerate, and vice versa

This Instagram post censoring "hell" is another point for the "everyone is twelve now" theory.

AFTER THE HUNT is out! People are… not digging it. But Run The Julias is here to tell you to form your OWN opinion… by copying our opinions! open.spotify.com/episode/0PH3...

Strangest trilogy of all time

If the Liberty win the championship this year, we will have once again been dragged over the finish line by Jonquel Jones.

New business venture! We give the misunderstood a fair shake! In the first episode of Hogz 2 Slop, I bought us first class tickets to ride Con Air! open.spotify.com/episode/4WSb...

Perfect day for a new Girlstourage! We lose our virginities in this one open.spotify.com/episode/5gmM...

Study Finds U.S. Employees Waste 2 Million Hours Annually Spending Time With Friends, Family https://theonion.com/study-finds-u-s-employees-waste-2-million-hours-annual-1850708700/

your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married

rightwingers love to make fascist art with ai generators, ai image generation is the aesthetic of fascism

fucking and sucking? no. i’m fucking and succeeding.

Can YOU answer this impossible quiz?

So many turnovers they should have called the team “the Big Apples”

I watch a lot of movies, but not in a “wasting my life” type way. More a “hell yeah” type way.

The words every boyfriend longs to hear

Hulk Hogan will be buried face down because he refuses to lie on his back for three seconds

Hulk’s saying the hard R in Hell now

RIP bozo

Girlstourage continues! Hannah contracts HPV and Vince goes on Kimmel. Two stories of equal weight! open.spotify.com/episode/5UVw...

We are joined by the great Alex Goldman (Reply All, Hyperfixed) to talk about a Forgotten Julia™️, her sexual romp with Nick Nolte co-written by Nancy Myers, 1994’s I Love Trouble. We love trouble!! open.spotify.com/episode/0NoI...

Happy #ConAirDay to all who celebrate.

For the last two years, I have worked tirelessly to bring you this story. And soon you will be able to read it in my book BIG DUNKS: THE REAL AND TRUE AND FACTUAL STORY OF THE LEGITIMATE BASKETBALL LEAGUE. But first, I need your help... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvb6...

Oh hey just asking have you watched this yet

Two chapters of a fully voice acted audiobook for Big Dunks are going up RIGHT NOW! Listen to get psyched up for your Friday party antics www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJxW...

For the last two years, I have worked tirelessly to bring you this story. And soon you will be able to read it in my book BIG DUNKS: THE REAL AND TRUE AND FACTUAL STORY OF THE LEGITIMATE BASKETBALL LEAGUE. But first, I need your help... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvb6...

In the morning, you will be able to watch the opening salvo of something I have worked tremendously hard on the last two years. You will also laugh big. Join in: youtu.be/wvb6iFCicAo?...

Sincere condolences to zohran Mamdani who unfortunately for him will become the next mayor of nyc

nation rejoices as "freak pervert sex pests out of politics" finally polls at 44%

Imagine if the Democratic Party actually helped Zohran instead of trying to kneecap him at every step. A better party is immediately possible if they stop shoving money into the anti-trans combination Racism Dial/Money Toilet and instead get behind candidates people actually want.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI IS ABOUT TO WIN THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY FIVE MONTHS FROM NOW WE WILL ELECT HIM MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY

On my YouTube channel, you can watch my films, listen to Run The Julias & Girlstourage, AND get two MAJOR drops this Friday. I would consider subscribing! youtube.com/@kevinlaniga...