terrible news: I had to get out of the hot tub

currently scrolling through all your horny posts while in a hot tub, the way god intended

HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌

does this hot tub make my tits look good?

really thankful for all the fat hogs bloomfs have been posting lately

today, my friends and i will drink mimosas in a hot tub, dress up as the cheetah girls, and go get hibachi as our thanksgiving meal. Oh! And all the while, I’m waiting on news that my sister will have given birth! Today’s gonna be an interesting one 😅😅

Opening Bluesky on Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem

thankful and shit

Thankful for all of your kindness and sluttiness 😘

Madame Morrible MM flip it around Wagon Wheel Watusi

🎶 because i gooned you, i have been caaaaged for good 🎶

in non-sexy news: My sister is having her baby this week!!

repost a pic of you on all 4s this is my #humpday post since I gotta recycle due to travel this week

Me when I’m feeling especially nonbinary

Meow (threatening)

I’m a squirmer 😔

saw the other Wicked movie tonight. I have many opinions and feelings, but ultimately… “It was good, I liked it!”

y’all… the main thing my friends and I are doing this week is EATING! I love being friends with big backs 😍

I'll find strength in disco

i love the internet. if only it were real.

I would like to personally thank the ‘Bookmark’ button, because I won’t be able to watch a video with sound on until Sunday 😩

hello yes good morning

Cher Singing With Elton John & Bette Midler On ‘The Cher Show’ (1975) #TheCherShow #Cher #BetteMidler #EltonJohn #1970s #70s #Retro #Classic #Television 🔄❤️

11 years ago today, Beyoncé released “7/11.”

Could use a hand or two… i always miss a spot 😩

tragically flying to kansas city tonight, but I got a full row to myself so that’s a plus!

I know I’m only going back to the midwest (Kansas of all places) but I’m still wondering how fiscally irresponsible I should be this week

I’ll be spending this week back in Kansas with friends, which means I won’t get to be horny at all So please be prepared to a lot of mindless comment posts 😘

absolutely devastated i had a great video for today but my computer fucked it up somehow so now it’s incredibly choppy

Having a very good Sunday so far xx #sundaycumday

lemme start by acknowledging: everyone’s relationship with their bodies is different and I can’t police anyone on how they’re supposed to feel.. But when I see a bitch who is 70 lbs smaller than me talk about having some “meat on their bones,” I kinda wanna burn it all down

I love boner day on this app 😍

Oh, you’ve got a soft belly and a fat cock? Prove it! Shove them in my face, right now!

Unless you’re EXTREMELY explicit, I will never know where any of y’all sexy bitches are based because: 1) I’m not the best with context clues and 2) I suck at geography ✌🏽

I’d give my life for the woman who took my blood. Susanna, you are a queen!!

who’s gonna let me stroke it as a friend?

feeling very “reply guy” today so all you bloomfs better watch out

what’s criminal is that i made this for someone else and i couldn’t even enjoy it

It’s not like I regularly think about my own mortality out loud but I’m just nervous my funeral is gonna be so fucking lame.

In heat, but also in heart?

It’s looking especially smackable today idk what do you think

Underwear check in 😘

you either die a prude. or live long enough to see yourself become a slut.

“Oh I’m about to sling some web!!!”!- Peter Parker before he cums probably

a man shows me his d*ck and i get giddy! what a lovely pick-me up!

Here’s two (with bonus 🍆, as a treat)…✨ #NSFW

what i woke up to