Today’s #fcf has been treating me good 🤤

Wanks>games

Today I’m WFH, can I see you in my office? 👀😂 Happy hump day!

I still feel half asleep but happy towel Tuesday while I shower off the sleep deprivation o

I slept so awfully so it’s working from bed comfortably with my favourite triceratops mug and dino jumper 😂

That got a little messier than I’d have liked 😂 now to figure out where it all went!

Edging may be on the cards 🤤

Movies in your pants with a takeout? Bliss

2016 Vs 2026 A lot can change eh 😅😂

Fat cock Fridays over, and today I’m going to start self love Saturday ☺️ I was once engaged, ten years together, and I’ve been holding on to all of this and wondering what was wrong with me for it to fail by him cheating. 2026, it’s about self love and moving on, and finally letting go 🥰

Can confirm it has most definitely woken up fat today 🙂‍↕️ happy #fcf

God bless snow warnings and the miracles they perform 👀🥰

Happy Hump Day! Feeling thick and fuckable for your pleasure 👀

Some sleepy post nap thoughts, but I get asked a lot about OF and can never decide. I’m just curious if it’s worth it, or more effort than it’d be worth or overshooting a shot 😂 honesty appreciated, but if yes, then doing what 🤔

It was midnight and I was CRAVING crafts… it’s now 4am and I’m still here with work in 3 hours 😅😂

Can you tell I blew my load and it went far 👀😂

Late nights, big problems 🥵😂

Well obviously we all must follow suit now I’m home and back in my room 👀

Well this isn’t my bedroom at all 👀 great night out on the tow last night and I have been thoroughly well and truly seen to and it’s cured my Sunday scaries 😂

Late night problems and a wandering mind 🥱

Didn’t even clock it was the first #fcf! I’m a bit more awake now so time to band wagon 🥵

This is one heck of a Monday feeling Friday and all I want is to be back in bed and not working 😭

Much better 🥵 2026 has officially begun!

Happy belated new year 🥱

Today is NOT my day 😂😂

Morning 🥱 happy Thursday

Magic the gathering + drinks = life epiphanies 🥰😮‍💨 I ALSO WANT TO GO ON A DATE 🥺 manifesting that for 2026

Mods are fun 👀😂

What do you mean I have work tomorrow and can’t stroke this all night? 😮‍💨😂

For those asking how last night went 😂

Also you’re all witnessing my 2026 accountability list 😂 I will be a ripped twunk with control over their life, feelings and social life and pretty damn unstoppable! I want to see the world, meet new faces and stop hiding away 🥰

Stuck in the dilemma of do I go out and let my hair down and have a wild night, or some me time and play marvel rivals … in the meantime might as well catchup on these! 🥰 ngl.link/lucas_goblin

I asked to be fucked for Christmas and it didn’t happen, does this mean I was on the naughty list 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Fat cock Friday ramping up as the bad subsides 😅

Christmas didn’t go to plan 😅 I had a crash out bipolar episode and had to leave, but my god it feels good to be back in my own space and not having to wear layers again

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🥰 I’m dying xo I partied till 5am with my mum last night and then we’ve been up since 8 with the kids opening gifts and playing with toys and it’s beating me xo make smarter choices 😂

Morning! And happy Christmas Eve 🎅🏻 One more sleep till the big day, but I’m hoping someone will open me like a present since it’s hump day 👀🥵

Cut ☺️💦

Ok supposed to be a reset day for thirst, but I actually am not mad with how this jock looks for once! 👀

I’ve been posting heavier and frequently lately so have a more dialled back #mcm from this tired boy 😂 To everyone off work already, I hate you all! (I’m kidding I hope you’re all having a lovely Christmas and relaxing time, it will be me soon)

Ok 🥵 I’m spent

Fuck I’m a lucky boy today 👀 another generous donator who pulled out and painted my home and balls

Today is going to be a feral one, no way am I one and done 🥵 who’s next 🥰

My hair is everywhere (just woke up 😂) and the Sunday scaries are kicking in. Time for a wank I think!

Night out on the town! Does the you are what you eat rule also apply to what you wear? 🤔😂

Post your best precum pic 💦

I’m up I’m up 🥱

It is fat and very distracting today 😮‍💨 #fcf

I uh .. may have just gotten home from my Christmas party 😅😂 It ends at 2am and ended up back at a boys where he teased my hole and had me moaning for hours till I shot a load over him by accident 🥵 How can I possibly start work again at 9 😂

One more office day for the year 🥱 Unfortunately though I’ll be working over Christmas! At least it’s my Christmas do this evening (I bought a cute Jumper for it) and intend to get smashed on company dollars xo