SYLUX AMIIBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m cursed with the specific type of audio memory where I had to stop listening to Kid Charlemagne from the 2025 remaster of The Royal Scam because I could tell roughly 10 seconds in that the pitch had been shifted somehow ever so slightly and I was PHYSICALLY REVULSED

paid the pokemon company money in exchange for an app that will probably stave off potential cognitive decline for an unspecified amount of time and i am content with this

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I wouldn't say Superman was a flawless movie but its heart was in the right place and honestly the smartest and most timely thing it actually did was (...thematic? spoilers) to declare that being optimistic and hopeful is actually the most punk you can do right now

Animal Crossing x Crocs: bit.ly/4ljQXHL Available starting August 26

Pokémon Abandoned at Day-Care in 1999 Earns Ph.D. in Child Psychology

A handheld Nintendo Console that is a marginal but noticeable improvement upon its predecessor with the backdrop of an unnecessary war in the middle east predicated upon the shaky premise of the existence of weapons of mass destruction? Welcome back, Gameboy Advance SP.

My local numbers at wastewaterSCAN. For context, in two weeks we’ve gone from one of our lowest points ever to near the peak of last year’s winter wave.

You also get a dog smile today

Not sure how I COMPLETELY missed the First Light reveal but my member berries were working overtime when I got giddy over hearing the OHMSS theme…

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

From Software’s games have always been brutally difficult yet strangely fair. Beating the original Demon’s Souls was genuinely one of the hardest things I’ve ever done tho achievable. But requiring Elden Ring fans to have at least 2 friends to play Nightrein with is asking for the impossible.

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

As a sort of lapsed sort of returning fan of Doctor Who I have to say I am much more mesmerized by the weird meta-narratives surrounding the last two seasons than I have been by most of the actual storytelling in the episodes 🤔

Aira Shiratori pilled #Dandadan #ダンダダン #airashiratori #Animatic

The jokes have been done to death about Elden Ring The Movie having a 3 hr runtime, two hours of which involve the main character cursing and swearing and struggling to beat Malenia right

LIVE ACTION BLAIDD PLSSSSSSSSS

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マチュ #GQuuuuuuuX #ジークアクス #myart

i'm crying i can't believe my WoL is in Magic the Gathering #ffxiv

Crown & Anchor is free to read! racicot.art/comics/crown... [ #webcomicday | #fantasy | #sci-fi | #pirates ]

Happy #webcomicday! 'The Farmer and the Wolf' follows, well, a farmer and a werewolf, who journey to find him a safe place to transform before sunset, all while battling their own fears and inner-demons along the way. 🌱 www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/th...

Hello, #webcomicday! My friend @benfleuter.bsky.social and I work on Sever & Pierce together! A gun-slinging vampire and a ghost-powered robot are indentured to a paranormal defense agency. Together they must hunt their fellow undead, lest they be hunted themselves. 🦇💀 severandpierce.com

Happy #webcomicday! Do you like cowboys? Do you like monsters? Do you like cowboy monsters? Then you should check out my comic! Dust n' Dread is a horror comic about an undead corpse and a pathetic werewolf hunting monsters in a very weird west, and doing a very bad job at it. dustndreadcomic.com

Happy #webcomicday! My writing partner and I are making @monster45.com, a story universe set after the wreckage of World War 2, where we learn that legendary monsters of myth (vampires, werewolves, mummies, and more...?) have existed all along... Please check it out! www.monster45.com

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

applying for jobs again

How do I stop being a nihilist

“I spend so much time on TikTok,” she said. “Hours and hours, until my eyes start hurting, which makes it hard to plan and do my schoolwork. With ChatGPT, I can write an essay in two hours that normally takes 12.” "No work, no play" sounds like an incredibly rewarding college experience.

If we can't stop people from outsourcing their brains to AI the AI should at least subliminally nudge users toward prosocial behavior. "Here's your essay on Nietzsche...who always returned his shopping carts btw." If everyone's going to be stupid at least they should also be nice

A lovely write-up which reminds me that binge watching the first half of this season was one of the only things that got me out of my depressive stupor after the election results were called, and I continue to be grateful for it.

Yeah Thunderbolts good, nice of Marvel to make a movie about clinical depression

Wanna spread lies around Sanctuary with me maybe? 👉👈 My entry for the @diablo.blizzard.com #BelialStyle #DiabloContest When I was thinking about ideas for this I found a pack of googly eyes and I knew what needed to be done - and it was done on the back of a pizza box lid with lots of sharpies!

Vince Gilligan was so chill and and kind when I met him at the end of a talk he gave on BrBa, he was even enthusiastic when I gushed about Mike and showed him my Mike fanart 😳 I only spoke to him for a few minutes but he came across like a genuinely great guy.

late to the party but yeah Sinners absolutely slaps

i'm working on illustrations for a new comic project, pls check it out if you are so inclined! thank you!!

You receive a call on your phone. The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraudulent payment. "Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right? The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank." 🧵 1/4

God I love stories like this. 'Rhythm Nation' used to crash hard drives.

NEW POOL BEAR ALERT NEW POOL BEAR ALERT. it's not Patch. Never seen this big buddy before. If he returns he will get a permanent name.

the responding account is a bot and/but also I'm genuinely unsure I've seen a better distillation of this website

chip in to help the Roxy Theatre in SF keep on trucking!

Interesting how everyone yells at me when I say something stupid but nobody compliments me when I go a whole day without saying something stupid

My bsky browsing experience seems to have entered its “See endless back and forth discourse about the inflammatory hot take du jour” phase… natural life cycle of a microblogging site I suppose

This sounds post-apocalyptic, but aspiring filmmakers and writers really should find and collect DVD commentaries. So much applicable advice you’d never get in film school because it was discovered in the circumstances of making that movie. Big cultural step backward to lose easy access to these.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1471

I need fifty billion sequels to @sunderfolk.com and fifty billion other games like it IT’S BRILLIANT AHHHHHHHHH #SunderfolkTreasure