Americans patting themselves on the back for having an organised protest against something they already don’t have 🫠

An alternative name for Chicken Run could have The Bacawlocaust

There should be an option to hide all VTubers on Twitch

Does there need to be a demonstration and/ or protest and/ or marathon every single time I need to get public transport around London?

If Christopher Nolan loves working with Emma Thomas so much then he should just marry her.

What’s the plant equivalent of a furry? And was Tolkien one?

Might start a Go Fund Me for an electric adjustable standing desk

Kinda wanna watch The Brutalist again, how demented is that?

Is this a hot take? I think it is: Mean Girls (2024) is a fantastic film. I missed the chance to see the stage musical, but I have the film soundtrack on repeat weekly and it fucking slaaaaps. Funny and mixed amazingly.

Freedom costs a buck o' five

Looking Eastward across the beaches from Brighton Pier

Went to the Gorillaz House of Kong exhibition in East London. The exhibit is really more of an experience. You might feel rushed as you’re lead through like cattle, but otherwise it’s tremendously immersive and the audio journey is thrilling for a Gorillaz nut. It’s much more than meets the eye.

There’s a lot of flexibility in becoming a contortionist, but you will often be put into difficult positions.

Ian McKellen should have won Best Supporting at the 2002 Oscars.

Well that looks like a load of shit. Will be skipping this one!

The names of the characters in the new after-work work D&D campaign I’ve started.

I wonder what David Beckham and Sydney Sweeney *won’t* advertise?

Clearblue is going to be Lorde’s excuse to shush the audience on her upcoming tour. She will have her Imogen Heap moment and we will remain silent for it.

Thanks @diablo.blizzard.com

Try to be an independent cinema and not announce a David Lynch retrospective since his death challenge (impossible)

I hope the people that keep the internet services running are as dedicated to their jobs in the event of the world ending as radio DJs are in zombie apocalypse movies.

£3.20 for a can of Coca-Cola at the BFI Southbank

Gather ye pearls while the hog walks!

I am gonna be somewhat irked if we never see an Andy vs David scene in a future Alien film. David Jonsson and Michael Fassbender would be goliaths on-screen together.

Apparently commenting “Let’s just skip to the ‘or else’ part” on this post will earn you a 3-day ban on your entire Reddit account for ‘threatening violence or physical harm’

*sigh*

Yeah here we go, classic story

How likely do you think it is that a package that was in Memphis, Tennessee this time yesterday is going to be at my UK doorstep in the next 4 hours?

Got a hefty delivery of new books from a Forbidden Planet sale!

Just writing here to remind myself to always give Druid NPCs Amish-sounding names

Jesus

IT’S MEEEEEE <333

Your dark arts have been judged by the Burning Hells and found worthy 😈 Congratulations to all our diabolically talented Belial in Your Style art contest winners. Check out their Instagram handles for more.

Impossible to say how many hours I’ve clocked on @diablo.blizzard.com IV during beta, launch, and up to the end of season 1. But I can confirm from season 2 until now I’ve hit the 1000 hour mark 🥵

She be pitchin’

This film poster is a core memory for me. Never seen the movie, but the poster seems to be imprinted on my brain for some reason.

Wanna spread lies around Sanctuary with me maybe? 👉👈 My entry for the @diablo.blizzard.com #BelialStyle #DiabloContest When I was thinking about ideas for this I found a pack of googly eyes and I knew what needed to be done - and it was done on the back of a pizza box lid with lots of sharpies!

Bought my girlfriend a Warhammer starter set 2 years ago for her birthday. It remained untouched until this past month and now her corner of the office looks like this 👩‍🎨

Lorde trying to go 5 seconds without telling everyone what drugs she’s currently into in any song she’s done since 2018

That is one big bucket of gravy

Look at these chickens

Getting pretty fucking heated by all the AI slop being shared by social media accounts I follow for businesses. Could be because of the anger I have for the brainrot approach to marketing, or could be the actual temperature of the planet rising due to all the energy-intensive data centres working.

@thirdmanrecords.bsky.social Why am I being emailed by your customer service team that I need to contact someone else to cancel my vault subscription - when I made my original request directly through your website using the process given??

@danielpemberton.bsky.social I’d love to see the spoon you nicked from the Great British Menu banquet

Really want to get into thrash metal but none of these bands have singers that are pleasant to my ears.

Watching that Joe Wicks episode of Dragons Den. I definitely preferred this show when it didn’t feel like a fucking charity appeal.