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Kirby vs. whispy woods #kirby #animation

Monster Hunter Wilds players are about to learn(if Capcom aren't cowards).

Shit has been so fucking stupid and horrible on the news that I didn't even realize that today was a scheduled rapture goal post move. 🙃

I mean, he's the expert. One might say he's on a list full of experts!

"bro last night was a MOVIE" bro last night was four hours of us trying to figure out where we wanted to eat. last night was Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures

Good morning I was relearning how to play Zombie Revenge for some SEGA Dreamcast clips I needed to record. A zombie managed to reverse a figure-four leglock at zero HP. Now that's tōkon.

Firion ✨ #finalfantasyII

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

People claim that oh the tunes are bangers but then you realize the composer barely did anything after that - Rudra, Bushido Blade 2 and then they never gave him anything else so he quit to play bass in a Queen tribute band. When you consider other composers at Square? That's very, very little.

More recently Mystic Quest also reminds me of a powerful video cold open www.youtube.com/watch?v=K79V...

this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR

Watching half the population of America actively undergo religious psychosis then seeing news that’s just “china now makes it mandatory for all apartment buildings to have big spacious beautiful balconies”

Seeing people discover Seer on my TL giving me life, that dude puts a lot of effort into those videos so it's well deserved.

Seer remains the most eloquent YouTuber I watch.

Finished Deadhouse Gates. What a phenomenal book, really starting to see why people dig Malazan so much. The literary elements of this book are so strong, a great example of fantasy literature exploring the human condition.

"For Those Who Come After" - Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Tribute

In 1982, years before Konami decided to connect Moai to games, Namco ran their 'More Love' adverts Love in Japanese is 愛, pronounced Ai (eye), so when More愛 is said with a Japanese accent, it sounds like Moai🗿 The things you learn from following me eh. Absolutely useless but also extremely cool

Undertale 10th Anniversary stream reminded me about one of my all time favorite tweets

Stupid fucking mountain

Streaming has let us control what we watch and when we watch it but the fact that young people nowadays will never channel surf and find Godzilla vs Monster Zero at 1 AM is a tangible loss to the human experience.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCAd... This shit was fucking gas dude lol.

PEAKKKK

Happy Fraggy Friday

Dutch late night TV has its take

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Bars.

JK Rolwing deserves more shit for taking so much of the romance out of the cultural perception of wizards. Hearing the word "wizard" should conjure images of Saruman standing atop Orthanc bringing a storm on the Pass of Caradhras. Not boarding school children.

Metroid Dread is fantastic, but I do think there's a smidge of "they were playing it a bit safe with this one" in there. I'm really hoping Prime 4 has some cool ass worlds/level design, and not just the traditional "elemental area rotation".

stop da fuckin movie this guy's updatin da fuckin tv tropes page

Shoutouts to Ireland for being a functioning country and making sure that boiled egg looking dickface Conor McGregor got zero votes of confidence in his presidential run Sorry we can be like you

If I had the opportunity to teep kick Greg Gutfeld into a wall, I would gladly.

Every group of three friends has a Ryoma, Hayato, and Benkei; and if you don't know which one you are, congratulations, you are the Benkei.

Look, they do not have the capacity or competence to do this at the scale they want you to fear they do, and your fear is precisely their greatest force multiplier. Everybody who is cowed into silence by their threats allows them a smaller pool to focus on.

Looking at the news everyday is like staring into the eye of the covenant. I firmly believe that some motherfuckers need to embarrassingly slip on a banana peel and fall into a pit of quicksand while a grand piano fallen from the sky helps them sink faster.

“Charles Entertainment Kirk”

Wow! Charlie Kirk dying was like a shittier, budget G30S! From the country that brought it to you, but is now to sclerotic and stupid to do anything right! I hate it!

Conservative parents are the type of people to ignore healthy advice from their grown children, but if an influencer told them to boof a cactus because it improves midichlorians, they'd drop their pants right there in the middle of the airport and find the nearest succulent.

On the one hand, good. On the other.... ....oh she's trying to get out of going to hell so badly.

Leave it to Vinny for dropping a horrifying thumbnail into my subscription box 😭

Brown Jenkin is the devil.