Fucking disgusting variety.com/2025/tv/news...

kinda expected this to be about a mouse in a waistcoat

Might just tape to my forehead

Loved interviewing my brilliant pal @modaviau.bsky.social about her gorgeous new book, Epic and Lovely, for Two Bossy Dames 💕💕💕 open.substack.com/pub/twobossy...

A guy has been standing downtown with a sign reading IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE PRESIDENT A TOTAL PUSSY?! and its astute simplicity is refreshing and really should catch on

It’s it’s decorative gourds season, motherfuckers season, morherfuckers

I was talking shit about Jerry Seinfeld last night and I’ll do it again today and tomorrow. Never not a creep.

I’m reading this book right now and it is SO FUCKING GOOD!

Grosse Pointe Blank holds up but as always, Joan Cusak should have the John Cusak role and vice versa

I’m being shown FB posts from every We Do Not Care group in existence & they’re all “I do not care if my husband literally pissed in my Cheerios this morning & called me a woke fartknocker. I’m going on vacation alone because he makes me cry every day & I hope he dies on the toilet while I’m gone”

There is a little-seen, utterly charming movie, Vamps, directed by Amy Heckerling and starring Krysten Ritter and Alicia Silverstone as party girl vampires in 2012 New York, and they perkily do this throughout the movie with rats

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into

Happy 'greatest correction ever' day to all who celebrate

I’m getting this Labelle logo tattooed right across my forehead

This is the best movie I've ever seen

::pumping my fist in the air, weeping, bellowing:: ART! HOUSE!! PSYCHO!!! DRAMA!!!! ART!!!!! HOUSE!!!!!! PSYCHO!!!!!!! DRAMA!!!!!!!! ART!!!!!!!!! HOUSE!!!!!!!!!! PSYCHO!!!!!!!!!!! DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Focus on the Funeral, bitch

A lot of people point to Streets of Fire as the Willem Dafoe biker movie but the big difference between the Loveless and Streets of Fire is Kathryn Bigelow spends the entire runtime dragging the camera over Willem Dafoe in slow, slutty, lingering shots to shot you he’s the Hottest Guy In The World

Dave just called Neutral Milk Hotel “Bagpipes of Semen” and I’m in agony

Officially a published poet as of today Please be nice I am very fragile lol

Florence King, now, then, forever.

Turns out the song of the summer is 1993’s “Cantaloop” by Us3 oh fucking well #diddididdibop #funkyfunky #flipfantasia #us3 #cantaloop

happy 2 years to the Boston Cop Slide

Never ama

Shout out to Criterion Channel’s new “here you go, you middle aged fuckos” programming strategy aka next month’s “90s Soundtrack Movies”and “Sammo Hung Kicks Ass” collections ❤️

I don't know who needs to know this, but the local auction house has a sale from the estate of Richard Simmons, and there are lots of costumes & some fun art & just... Richard Simmons-y stuff. hibid.com/catalog/6631...

ozzy osbourne in famous works of art: thread

Santal 33 is going to be the quintessential “old lady perfume smell” before we know it ok take care

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Sometimes you have to make art just for yourself

See this is what the sticker was originally going to say but I couldn't fit all the words on it. Anyway this note clears it all up. topatoco.com/products/wig...

how it is sometimes

AND Fast Company is responding by quoting “experts” who say taking 1-2 weeks off comes with career “risks”

Literally the opposite of the Lloyd Dobler speech in Say Anything (1989), just to do a little youth-oriented pop culture through the years compare/contrast

Great time to remind everyone that if you find a shop on Etsy that you like, google the name of it to see if they have their own website and buy direct from them! Not only will they get more of the money but they may have more things to offer since they're not paying listing fees on their own site.

Ok but Teenage Dirtbag bucket hat WHEN

What a time to be alive…

He’s all yours, Satan

I AM WEEPING. 🤣🤣🤣

I’m obsessed with the Spitting-Image-on-too-many-be[n]zos mannequin effigies — it’s today’s emotional support obsession

Who wore it best?

Protests have sprung up in response to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's Venice wedding, including a variety of life-size mannequins placed throughout the city. The satirical project is protesting the billionaire's wedding as a symbol of unchecked wealth inequality. wapo.st/3I1z8hU

Why is everything a "threat to the rule of law?" When are they simply going to say that there is no rule of law. This is the same thing as the people who keep talking about "threat to democracy" but won't land the plane.

Girls & Boys into Tracy Jacks into End Of A Century into Parklife hot damn 🏆

“I got a novelty t shirt at Walmart and you’re going to either love it or hate it.”

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