Period 29 | Day 48/222 | Cage 3 As you can see, my Thursday and Friday were very different! Because of this, Major authorized the swap of the new cage 8️⃣🔁3️⃣! ♾️⛓️🛐👊🖤🔒 @matt-major.bsky.social #teamlocked #cagecheck #chastityclub

It hotter than the devils d**k in a volcano today, Daddy usta say. ( He also said colder than a witches t*t in the Yukon in the winter...)😲(& He would use soap mouthwash on me...🙄) Anyway time for my almost-bare-neekid-shoes today! They are barely there! Love the toe beans. Clerks think barefoot!🤭

Missing you...🥲

Happy Father's Day 🖤

Toddle, toddle, toil and twaddle... Home DeePoo without my bottle.🙄

Summertime OutdoorsTuff! Shortalls Daddy got me, a Daddy shirt i saved, and im ready to feed the birds and stuff. And lookit this! Its got buttons in front for some reason i dont get... I mean, its not like i need to open them up...🤔 BTW this is Odo. He is another Warmie i got in the hospital.

So, you know what? Give up?? Black, under black, over black, inside black, covering black, is a great look! i think i need to wash this onesie. i didnt leak or anything, but it seems to take on an air of superiority. ...an air of something or other...🤭

You know what else is great about wearing onesies anywhere? At ninite time, you don't even have to change clothes to go to bed😊

Butt, see, black & blue are great too! Wait, not black & blue butt... Never had 1 of those. See Cap'n Daddy expected a good bouy & He got 1. i never needed spanking. A promise is a promise. Butt He decided that i would get a Maintenance Hand Spanking monthly. i think it was some weird Daddy thing..🤔

And see? Black goes great with Red too! 🤔Reminds me of back when i had my first non-HotWheels car in red and black, back when i was a Sport...🙄and not a saggy soggy bottom boy. (but that machine was real Hot Wheels!🤗)

Thank you President Obama. 🙏 I appreciate your honesty, intelligence, dignity, integrity, humility & humor. 👍 Looking forward to the opening of your Presidential Center this week! 👀 Wishing you & your family all the best & continued success, Mar🐫

Happy BOA day!🥳🎉

Black goes with Everything, am i right?😊 (specially black onesies...😉) And specially like, with white! Made to be Together!

One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

Sunday vibes.

Well i made a pact with the MUTB long ago see. he gets all the dust bunnies he can eat & i dont clean my room anymore👍 Its kinda like a cowroperation or somethin... Besides once he found out im a Halloween baby boy, well, its sorta like we're buds now!😊 Hes scared of dirty diapers, so theres that..

I got good grades on the taping on this one! this is the first time that this little dino has been out of the supply case. Don't you think his name has got to be Pterri?🤔 I wonder if the P is silent...🫢 I know in my case, that answer is Nooooo...💧💧💦🤭 G'nite!👶🍼🚼

This is Jax my axolotl. You've met him often before. He approves or disapproves of my diaper taping jobs, he guards my dreams at night & welcomes me after the day is done. He is called a Warmy, because you can put him in the microwave for 30s & absorbs heat to release it on you. A hospital friend.😘

Now this is a concert. 🎵

Juvenile Northern Saw-Whet Owl. They breathe in dense coniferous forest of Southern Canada and northern United States and mountainous regions of central Mexico. They are cavity nests. They do not build their own nests. They live in abandoned woodpecker holes.

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

i love this watercolor so much. Afraid i cant read the artist signature. Cap'n Daddy was old enough to be my father, & he was my perfect Dad. He had a lot of corrections to make on this ex-Navy kid with a filthy mouth. 1 rule was NO Swearing. Specially not the f word. It was hard not to slip up...

Back by popular demand: One of my first daddy videos, back in my twink days

I'm just getting around taking down the easter stuff... i like the house best when it's decorated for whatever season!

I decided this is what I needed today! something to take care of, and it's bottom is always wet too!😋

It has been just the loveliest 17 hour diaper day imaginable! Long ago Cap'n Daddy told me i would come to love that special lil boy scent of soaked diaper, & i had forgotten that he was right, & here it is again, bringing back sweet memories of love & care. WFH was never better than this🤗🍼🚼💙😘

Being a curious diaperboi, i have a question. Why does feel SO GOOD to just stand there & use your diaper? Is that why peoples say diapers are bad because they Feel So Good? Its really close to making squishies in goodness. and how we ever went to potty training is such a mystery... Dangerous too!

Great video. Please share.

Well it's just started friday. BDF. I haven't done very well with not leaking.So this time the pad is on the top. Only in the morning will we know the results. Sleep well, and keep tight control of the Soggmon.

Look what came today! To my new suckers and coloring pad and stickers order!🤗 Ohh, and there's a package of Dinorawrz in here too..😁

Stop coming after Talarico for trying to build an Obama-style big tent coalition. As a recovering Texan, I can tell you the state is weird and if you're not from there you may not understand how to play the game. To win in some places, we'll have to reach the ones who snapped out of the Magafia.

Some days, you know? you gotta pull up your... um, Pull Ups, & try to be a big boy out there. PT day😜 Its Tough. i hate leaving some stuffy at home. Butt a big boy costume like this can help! Is it locked? Wot are ya Nuts?? Like the Lightly Used Donkey Lot salesman says, 'You bet your sweet ass!'🔒

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

Here’s a thought — Maybe these people don’t deserve to be handsomely rewarded? (From NPR)

Today is an important cleaning day. It has been too long im afraid. Cap'n Daddy made 3 rules about His boy: No fuzzys, no squishies, always locked. There are WAY many fuzzies that HAD to go.😝 So off comes the metal cath i got in 2019, a big favorite!🤗

On Memorial Day, we pay tribute to the brave men and women in uniform who gave their lives for this country that we love. It is a debt we can never fully repay, but we must never stop trying.

Arf! Do you wanna join my crew? Come join me on the T.S. Buccaneer 🙂. I call him Bucky!

On this Memorial day, I honor my maternal grandfather Alfred. In the most important ways in a boy's early life, this man was my father figure. Sadly, my father was not someone to emulate. So Grandpa Al happily stepped into that role late in his life. he was the one who took me camping and fishing,

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