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I don't know if you noticed Number One, but that was a pune or play on words 🤣 #StarTrek

// As a Dane and a Star Trek nerd, I NEED THIS www.lego.com/da-dk/produc...

We couldn't get The Bat'leth Boys for this years Yule Ball, but fret not thou shall still be entertained. Sapient Resources are proud to announce we have booked Rebo & Zooty for this years entertainment. "Zooty zoot zoot!"

This was a crossover, I didn't know I needed. 🤣 #DoctorWho #SpiceGirls www.facebook.com/reel/1353680...

Sapient Resources report of the day: Lt. Barclay wanted to show initiative by getting rid of the temporal anomaly in Cargo bay three. Unfortunately he only managed to shift it to Holodeck Two where Chief Engineer LaForge and Cmd Data was running a running a historical program.

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

@rockinriker.bsky.social Your Halloween package has arrived, please come to the Sapient Resources Office to pick it up. www.etsy.com/dk-en/listin...

Sapient Resources Rep log of the day: Our new department name seems more and more ironic with the rapports I have to deal with. SR case of the day: Commander Data and Lieutenant LaForge were messing around on the Holodeck during a level 5 plasma storm despite previous... incidents...

That diaper is pretty full.

*sad sapient resource rep noises*

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again! - The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett #NoKing

Soylent Green rep shower thoughts: I just can't bring myself to put our Timmy in the agony booth... What a guy. Wait... didn't our counterpart in the boring universe... try to dump a bunch of their spare Timmy in our universe? They did!!!! Meesa havin' a great idea!!!! Messa very stable genuis!!!!

THIS!! 👇👇

Apparently Steve has been under the impression that HR stands for Hamster resources. Which explains a lot.

“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second. We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’

Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up!

Attention all hands. Mandatory BBQ party in the mess hall tonight. The ISS Up Yours has just arrived with the matured Kelpiens.

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Making a note here: A suggestion for the new line of agony booths for deck five.

This Reuters headline. Oof. Fascism isn't 'coming.' It's HERE. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

So what's for dinner?

Sir, you are not getting out of this that easy. And you know the new Ferengi head of the PR department calls it Soylent Green... Not sure why. It is highly illogical.

// Stolen from the book of faces.

@starfleet-hr.mabs.dk It looks like one of the Riker issues is finally being dealt with youtu.be/XydZy3xNxvQ?...

Replace any word in a Star Trek title with "knob." Breaking the Knob

// Rebooted into my old windows 11 disk to test something. Rebooted back into my kubuntu, my RAID 5 can't be assembled because something has flagged all three partitions as MBR. I can see the metadata is still there, but I can't get mdadm to reassemble the RAID array without potentially...

Bowser is retiring, the Mushroom Kingdom will never be the same again.

Computer, start holodeck program: Muppet Farscape *computer noises* Yes, of course Pilot is the token human. Kermit is Crichton, Miss Piggy is Aeryn, Cookie monster is Rygel, Furry Bear is D'Argo, Gonzo is Stark and Janice is Zhaan

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump

Kirk was a good man. He had morals, beliefs, stood for freedom and equality. He was rowdy at times and boy was he a hypocrite, but you knew he was reliable when it counted. Which is why I think he’d be disappointed by how many people seem to think Charlie Kirk was a saint. James T Kirk never would

// I feel sick from reading this, but it needs to be spread more so the IDF terrorists don't get away with their crimes. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

Paraphrasing here: What you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on the internet is now dumber for having read it.

*swearing in Vulcan* there are two *more swearing in Vulcan* of them? *Sobbing*

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

The Genocide Museum.

JK Rowling is threatening to sue our founder Jo Maugham unless we back down. We look forward to seeing them in court.

Apparently, it was just gas, or bloating, or something else. Anyway, we left, with my bank account $100 more dollars emptier than it was when I woke up. So, if anyone can #help ... groceries are needed. You can DM me for my paypal or donate via GFM. www.gofundme.com/f/cat-had-ki...

Right turn, Clyde. (*Giggling* I love this holodeck program.)

Happy Labor Day.

If you see this, post a chef.

A little check in at the Reality Hotel 1. Yes, it's genocide 2. Yes, it's fascism

#TheDoctor #StarTrek #DoctorWho

Throw back to 5 years ago.

Computer, cancel all my meetings the next two weeks, I have a feeling I am going to be very busy.

The IOF bombed a hospital, then waited until paramedics and journalists were inside, then bombed it again. Then said 'Oops.' Bots, sycophants, whataboutists, ghouls, & the very worst of humanity cheer it on, hiding behind 'but Oct 7th! But Hamas!' Genocide is ugly and its being broadcast in HD.