If he asks me to jump, I would say, "How high?" If he asks me to fuck a sheep, I would say, "How hard?" If he asks me to eat the head of a rabid, writhing woodpecker, it would be like my birthday all over again.

New York Times: “President Trump’s Easter message outlines plans for ongoing Iran conflict.”

Finally. Waited literal decades for this one.

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

“You can’t summarize the U.S. in a single image.”

Shit man, all we got was some guy with a ukulele singing “reduce, reuse, recycle.”

Only downside to this hilarious Afroman story is now I have songs stuck in my head with lyrics like “lick em low Lisa” and “Randy Walters is a son of a bitch.” Gotta be careful not to accidentally sing them out loud in public.

Went 7/10 for predictions tonight. I whiffed the Supporting categories, in part because I wouldn't let myself believe Amy Madigan would win after the whole Demi Moore thing last year, but she did so that was great. Documentary was really tough to predict, but I'm glad cause it was the best speech.

The big picture insignificance of the Oscars is almost comforting in this era of "unprecedented" terrible events. Here are the annual predictions.

Sabotage in multiple ways against ALL white supremacists/ fascists/ nazis and their evil leaders and regimes is a long established tactic, used successfully for hundreds of years. It's fun too!! 😇 Something almost everyone can take part in. Even when news and events make us feel powerless.

I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

I can’t imagine why they didn’t give him the Nobel Prize.

Haha this is so me, I never think anyone cares.

Ugh, this shit is such pet peeve of mine....and I have kids! But that was 13 years ago, I actually had hope. I wouldn't now. But it's another example of rich idiots demanding more of people while sabotaging any initiative that might actually make it easier. Fuck your birthrate, I hope it hits 0.

What were her stumbles? Did she shit her pants at a public event? Oh wait that’s the current President. I guess by “stumbles,” they probably mean “suggested that the lives of poor people have value.”

Brilliant comedic talent, RIP.

Love my JRPG community- always coming through! #fuckice

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

🚨 BREAKING: The 2026 Academy Awards canceled after Oscars go missing. 🚨 UPDATE: Awards found, Trump claims victory in all categories.

Democrats are just the HR department for Republicans at this point.

To be clear, Disney asked for quotes, then deleted the post because folks passed the vibes check 😂

You know how much of an asshole you have to be to get people in Minnesota to talk to you like that?

Bear with me for a thread. Republicans have mastered the art of making excuses for horrific things they want and forcing an argument online and in media over the *excuse* rather than the deed. It ends up in completely fake arguments. Rufo & others basically admit this.

Everything sucks and I’m tired.

They made the ghostbuster WOMEN. That’s the reason.

The US has transformed from a (sorta) functioning democracy into a poster regime, a rogue troll state, fueled by internet clout. And the abduction of Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro is likely just the beginning. www.garbageday.email/p/the-rise-o...

A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day. Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”

President Macron, my people cry out for liberty!

So the last Stranger Things....definitely some writing issues. It should have been better. But then again, it also could have been a lot worse. I also feel like we're living in an era where every big series finale is going to be seen as horrible because that means more of that sweet engagement.

It's Top Ten day, also known as New Year's Eve. Here are some movies I think are worth watching!

Happy Holidays, everyone. I'm doing a brief end of year Legacy report here rather than a blog entry. I got a lot done in the first half of the year, but fell off more recently because of some health issues (physical and mental). I hope I can wrap up the next build in 2026.

Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.

For those who reached out and informed me that the Solest Games site was down, we've been able to restore it. Renewing the SSL certificate is pretty pricey so a hearty thank you to ArtBane for taking the hit on that. With RMN down as well, MotW was totally homeless for a while, but no more!

Finally have a chance to start watching One Battle After Another. You can tell this story is fiction because the left fights back.

Rockstar: "We cannot have a game featuring a Latina baddie as long as Republicans have unified control of government"

Happy Halloween! Here's another thing I wrote about how horror movies have reflected the Covid era, this time with a metaphorical approach rather than direct depictions. I hope you find it interesting!

Good to keep in mind as we approach No Nourishment November.

Best as I can tell, the only thing that can truly "cancel" you politically now is a loss of attention or a loss of money and, thanks to digital platforms, attention is a conversion unit for money. Which, no matter what side you're on, has huge implications for the future of American democracy.

Oh, come on now.

Everything I’ve ever learned about streamer drama I’ve learned against my will.

It's that time of year!

Saw this at Lowe’s today. It’s not even October. When is someone going to step up and end Christmas’s illegal occupation of Fall?

I'm really in a rut on game making lately, can't seem to focus and get anything done. I don't know if it's a depressive episode or just too many distractions, but it's bothering me. Maybe the coming of October (aka best month) will help?

They’re pre-emptively preparing for when The Big Fella finally has what we’ll call “a really cool day” because deep down they know what social media is going to look like. They’re hoping to tamp down the spontaneous street parties and IRL laughing (not going to work in my opinion)

"The logical endpoint of 21st-century America: An influencer shot to death at a school in front of a crowd of smartphones."