There's definitely at least one OFMD AU with this title, right?

Just when you think you know someone they pull a harmonica out of their ballgown…

I’m so sorry I can’t find the post that inspired this. Someone said Ed weighed down by / showing off the massive rock Stede bought for him. Original picture in the comments

Anyway the Horrors persist and yet I remain thinking about Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet.

sorry just thinking again about how ed put on stede’s cravat just to die in it

It means the world to me that so many of you are still making OFMD art, writing fic, recording podcasts fics….just talking about it and keeping it alive on my timeline too.

Mini OFMD reunion 🏴‍☠️🖤 Photo credit to Samba Schutte

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

stede bonnet is so lucky he gets to have ed teach’s big pathetic brown eyes look at him with love all the time like that should be me

this feels like pornography

Official trailer for Good Omens 3 😈😇 #GoodOmens #GoodOmens3

Cute but weak on crime

#SaveOFMD #SaveOFMD #SaveOFMD

this means there are 4444 (approx) fics for every hour of OFMD canon that exists amazing

Holy fuck 🥹

Like I’m not gonna stop in for a coffee. 🏴‍☠️

Last night @florencesherman.bsky.social bought us 5 different varieties of Paas decorating kits and we had a blast coloring our Easter eggs early. Look at these MerStede and KrakenEd iggs! 🧡💜 #OFMD

wish

i’m not crying you’re crying

OFMD undefeated as a fandom.

What an honour it is to bear witness to the magic the #OFMD fandom creates everyday, in things big and small. What an incredibly special community of beautiful, compassionate people. ❤️❤️🏴‍☠️

I'm feelin so FUCKYEAH about this. We're awesome. We do awesome things. Hell yeah, crew.

And if you’re wondering… our total for three fundraisers over the last 14 mos is now over $225,000. ART CAN CHANGE THE WORLD.

We did this. On purpose. 🏴‍☠️❤️

30k likes on an OFMD tiktok in the year 2026 @hbomax.bsky.social the people yearn for OFMD s3….

He is so fucking beautiful it’s painful to me *sigh*

So we saw Project Hail Mary last night and if nothing else, it reinforced that friendship is life and can actually change and save a life. It certainly did for me. You all did that…for me. 💜💜💜🏴‍☠️

If you wanted to read it when it's complete, well, now it's complete!

Stede??? This is an AU if I ever saw one. Found at a Goodwill. They wonder who donated it.

Thirty. Six. Thousand. Human. Words. Everyone say thank you Dahlia and then we feast like kings

AT LONG LAST: the divorce boys get their happy ending!! 36,000 words of fucking and kissing and being disgustingly happy, you all earned it 🥹💜🌹 This update is actually 3 chapters instead of the usual 2, so make sure you don't miss anything! archiveofourown.org/works/702434...

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

In a world of truly terrible Netflix wigs, can we just stop and take a moment to really appreciate her? She absolutely ate. Meanwhile Nicole Kidman and Malin Akerman look like store-front mannequins. Bless.

We’re back bb! 💕🔥

Waited until it was finished and I’m so glad I did, because the yearning in this is so spectacular. A gorgeous story. Do yourself a favor and get swept up in it.

He started during his college years when the internet was all web rings and Geocities sites. 'The Gentleman Reviewer' became an early, viral favorite in queer chatrooms. Of course, he continued during his early marriage as just a little way to keep a piece of himself. Just for him.

THIS IS SO GOOD ALREADY

Help. I’m making a presentation. Anyone have a screen cap of “balls for days!”??? 🙏

Lolz

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

The world: a hateful fascist shit show Gay pirates: "Our spirit will last throughout your entire fucking empire, because... we’re good."

Their snoring is loudest at different times of day. Ed's is as the sun is waking up, as if aiming to get the first word in before he's conscious enough to realize it. Stede's been awake for an hour already, delaying the day in the rumble of his husband's honks and heartbeat. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

3, 5, and 7. All for different things, bb. 🖊️

Two evenings in a row without AO3. I’m tired of receiving the toughest battles.

Still

Just a shout out to all the podficcers that keep us fed when AO3 is down and company when I'm on long drives/walks.

check on your friends, you never know what they’re going through 💔 (ao3 went down on a sunday)