Zohran Mamdani hops on a Citi Bike and a woman heckles him, shouting “communist!” He responds, “That’s cyclist”

Goodnight, you old war zone

imagine being an ice agent i'd honestly just kms

Fun evening

‘War-ravaged’ cities don’t typically have artisanal kombucha on every corner.

Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.

and we're live!!! Pre-orders will be open until the end of the month; shipping will hopefully take place end of November/beginning of December. #ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard gbcalendar.bigcartel.com

There are some #TaikaTuesday days when I go bananas and say lots of things, and there are others when I let Jeff Goldblum do the talking. (This could be 30 minutes long.)

My brain switching on when it’s time for #TaikaTuesday

🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂

warmth ✓ good food ✓ orgasms ✓

"the fossil fuel industry has a real interest in funding panic over transgender people: It distracts the public from the very real and ongoing risks that climate change creates.” 🤬

I see your Amelia Earhart distraction ploy & raise you a “RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES” shout out LOUDLY!

Everyone getting ready for the Rapture* *The Great AO3 outage of September 26th

Love #WIPwednesday but it always leaves my salivating for more. You’re all so talented!

Checking the news every morning like

THIS REPORTING WAS DEAD ON LOL

Conservative Christians don't really seem to comprehend the whole omnipotent, omnipresent God thing.

I took two Tylenol to try to get rid of this headache, but now I have a headache and autism

Happy Fall everyone! 🍂🍁🎃

maybe it’s time to turn the internet off altogether and just call it a failed experiment. i’ll write you all porn postcards or something

Trump’s gonna cancel The Onion next.

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

As a bisexual moron, I unironically love this take.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

1/2 In case you were wondering why the incorrect rumor of “trans activist” and “fascist symbols” on ammo started, it’s because arrows and initials are common ways manufacturers stamp ammo. Including “TRN” the ironsight and a direction broad arrow:

SOMEONE AT THE SIMS IS TARGETING ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN RHYS DARBY IS VOICING THIS TRAILER www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGUB...

First they came for Bill Clinton, and I said, yes, that man is a sex pest, get him

Don’t say “Dems aren’t doing anything.” There’s just little attention to the courage of these Missouri Dems resisting the extreme gerrymandering of Republicans desigmed to increase Republican numbers in the House. www.kfvs12.com/2025/09/05/m...

$15,000!!!!! www.32auctions.com/organization... #ywmlp

10/10 ship

like cmon can you blame me

is “spending the day at the golf course” sort of like “at a farm upstate,” or,

 "We stand here in the wealthiest city, in the wealthiest country, in the history of the world, as we stand here by Wall Street, where last year. They had more than $40 billion in bonuses. We ask ourselves, how is it that one in four New Yorkers are still living in poverty?"

Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.

all the speculation over insane romcom beats that you could fit into season 2 and nobody even got close to "ed steals cake toppers where the groom looks like stede so he can paint the bride to look like himself and play doll wedding while sobbing"

THE SUBWAY OFMD EDIT WE ARE SOOOO BACK

Via Variety: 'Guillermo del Toro refused to make #Frankenstein with too much visual effects and green screens: "I want real sets."' variety.com/2025/film/fe...

They're the greatest family in America, folks, absolutely undefeated and unable to be defeated

Be part of the good in the world. 🩵💜 www.them.us/story/our-fl...

hi friends, webworm has successfully moved off substack. current members don't need to do a single thing... your sub has just carried over. i took care of it. if you're new, you can now sign up as a free or paid member and read my 1000 or so previous pieces here: www.webworm.co - please RT

I am very serious when I ask you to read the updated terms and FILL OUT THEIR FORM - comments on their post isn't going to cut it. I focused my feedback on protecting queer artists' and creators' rights as it pertains to NSFW content and anti-ai. If those are important to you, you should too.

If your personality revolves around Our Flag Means Death? We’ve probably already known and loved each other for years. We’ve hugged at a con, obsessed over the same fic, friended each other on Finch, or maybe danced together at my wedding. But any way it goes, “I’d fucking die for ya.” #crew4life