Remembered that Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet are boyfriends!

LOL this is kinda fun

roses are red big laughs are hearty

We can have a little hope, as a treat

Long live Guilloteen Vogue

Oh the irony. @teenvogue.com has been head and shoulders above their peers *in general,* not just among teen publications. Thrown in the garbage today.

I made a thing. Post from www.instagram.com/p/DQjjOQqDW8...

Hello from Dark Castle in Lou, KY

Jack Skellington is so Ed Teach coded!

All of the Halloween crew bookmarks I managed to draw so far (great idea to start this last minute w only basic drawing supplies bc I'm not at home 😅) If you want one, say hi at Wee Con <3 #ofmd #ofmdart

friendly reminder

Had an amazing time doing pumpkins with some pirates today! 🫶🏻🎃 @spicymuppet.bsky.social @widogastweb.bsky.social @renayw-s.bsky.social

You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚

I wish I was a male praying mantis and the sex was over

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

A great march in Portland! #nokings

NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME THAT JEMAINE CLEMENT WAS IN M3GAN 2.0

Current management's gotta go. Who's with me?

Luigi Mangioni

do you ever think about the groom having a mermaid scale pattern suit

"Previously, on Hannibal..."

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand. Cantaloupe The NeverEnding Story Lips of an Angel

Friday night, in bed at 2130 with WWDITS. THIS is October. 😌

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Calm down Just breathe Love you

Zohran Mamdani hops on a Citi Bike and a woman heckles him, shouting “communist!” He responds, “That’s cyclist”

Goodnight, you old war zone

imagine being an ice agent i'd honestly just kms

Fun evening

‘War-ravaged’ cities don’t typically have artisanal kombucha on every corner.

Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.

and we're live!!! Pre-orders will be open until the end of the month; shipping will hopefully take place end of November/beginning of December. #ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard gbcalendar.bigcartel.com

There are some #TaikaTuesday days when I go bananas and say lots of things, and there are others when I let Jeff Goldblum do the talking. (This could be 30 minutes long.)

My brain switching on when it’s time for #TaikaTuesday

🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂

warmth ✓ good food ✓ orgasms ✓

"the fossil fuel industry has a real interest in funding panic over transgender people: It distracts the public from the very real and ongoing risks that climate change creates.” 🤬

I see your Amelia Earhart distraction ploy & raise you a “RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES” shout out LOUDLY!

Everyone getting ready for the Rapture* *The Great AO3 outage of September 26th

Love #WIPwednesday but it always leaves my salivating for more. You’re all so talented!

Checking the news every morning like

THIS REPORTING WAS DEAD ON LOL

Conservative Christians don't really seem to comprehend the whole omnipotent, omnipresent God thing.

I took two Tylenol to try to get rid of this headache, but now I have a headache and autism

Happy Fall everyone! 🍂🍁🎃

maybe it’s time to turn the internet off altogether and just call it a failed experiment. i’ll write you all porn postcards or something