the hairrrrr the eyesssss

Starting my pirate Lego ship. Step one: Olivia is the main character

Nation's largest nurses union repeats calls for ICE abolition, pledges to do "everything in our power to vote out any elected official who supports funding for this all-out assault on the health, safety, and civil rights of our people."

i've been out in minneapolis all day, talking to locals and trying to wrap my head around the murder of alex pretti. it's 11.23pm, and this is what i've arrived at. please RT, it's free to read: www.webworm.co/alexpretti/

HAPPENING NOW: A massive crowd is gathered in freezing temperatures outside ICE headquarters in DC to demand ICE OUT OF ALL COMMUNITIES NOW.

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

I know Stede was so grateful to see him alive because goddamn is he beautiful. Needs to bounce on it until the end of time.

do what makes you happy

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

Flight of the Conchords' first Los Angeles appearance in over 10 years will be at The Greek Theatre on May 9th performing at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival. The Conchords will perform fan favs and classic banter. This will also be the duo's only US performance for 2026. Tix on sale Friday.

Who the hell gave him permission to do this!?!?! Happy #TaikaTuesday

Exactly this! 🏳️‍⚧️

15 human hours?!?

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

Jeopardy should also use the buzzers to shock the contestants for bad answers but apparently they’re just interested in handouts and not discipline

new right where you left me -and- this one will bring you love in one night??? hashtag blessed.

Whole-heartedly agree, standing 10 toes down, and saying it with my whole chest. OFMD fic is still my favorite generator of happy brain chemicals and I read it every day. 😘

I would like everyone who's still writing OFMD fic to know that their work is one of the few things helping keep my mental health afloat these days. Thank you all for making the world a bit brighter, weirder, hornier, and more beautiful.

Omg Karl Urban in a pirate movie, our Charles Vane/Sam Bellamy fancast has come true! 😂 #OFMD

If you haven't totally stopped using twitter, now is the time. Lock your account and go. Now.

I mean, #OFMD #OFMDfanart

he wants to be married so bad 🥹🥹🥹

... that's it, that's the post

I’m a lesbian astronaut in the 1980s. 🚀

I will die on the hill that there is no such thing as a good person that voted for Trump. You knew exactly what he was when you voted for him. You knew he was a r*pist, r*cist, and felon when you voted for him. Good people don’t do that.

*whispers* perhaps the ideas are there but we have a stagnant and anticompetitive economic environment

@bonnypitty.bsky.social Hey El. I’ve been stress cleaning all day prepping my house for strangers to want to come buy it & as I was letting my mind wonder, I thought about your Swear on the Stars boys. I don’t know why they stick with me and pop up so often, but it made me think of how grateful 1/2

Happy #TaikaTuesday to all who celebrate!

It’s my balloon day! Me and Britney Spears made it another year today. Good job, us. ☺️ Hope this Tuesday is kind to everyone.

Alright. I’m watching the fucking hockey show. Only seen one episode and genuinely pleasantly surprised that there’s more fucking than hockey. 🤌

Almost two years since it was canceled and OFMD is still getting mentioned with beautiful writeups in articles about max's best shows. About best shows in general. It's still popping up in popular categories on fuckin max's main page. I want to scream. One more season. Just one more goddamn season.

oh no this made me cry, what a special show

Fuck yeah it is! 💯 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #SaveOFMD

Wake up from your turkey & carb coma, besties. #OFMD is #1. They got that right. collider.com/hbo-max-show...

Me when OFMD is renewed

I want this moment for us

Thanksgiving is, in my humble opinion, the most boring holiday. Looking forward to reading a lot of pirate smut. Thank you to every author who has ever written about these wonderful gay pirates. Your stories give me life. I’m THANKFUL for you. 😉

Remembered that Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet are boyfriends!

LOL this is kinda fun

roses are red big laughs are hearty

We can have a little hope, as a treat

Long live Guilloteen Vogue

Oh the irony. @teenvogue.com has been head and shoulders above their peers *in general,* not just among teen publications. Thrown in the garbage today.

I made a thing. Post from www.instagram.com/p/DQjjOQqDW8...

Hello from Dark Castle in Lou, KY

Jack Skellington is so Ed Teach coded!

All of the Halloween crew bookmarks I managed to draw so far (great idea to start this last minute w only basic drawing supplies bc I'm not at home 😅) If you want one, say hi at Wee Con <3 #ofmd #ofmdart

friendly reminder

Had an amazing time doing pumpkins with some pirates today! 🫶🏻🎃 @spicymuppet.bsky.social @widogastweb.bsky.social @renayw-s.bsky.social