ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

In a world of truly terrible Netflix wigs, can we just stop and take a moment to really appreciate her? She absolutely ate. Meanwhile Nicole Kidman and Malin Akerman look like store-front mannequins. Bless.

We’re back bb! 💕🔥

Waited until it was finished and I’m so glad I did, because the yearning in this is so spectacular. A gorgeous story. Do yourself a favor and get swept up in it.

He started during his college years when the internet was all web rings and Geocities sites. 'The Gentleman Reviewer' became an early, viral favorite in queer chatrooms. Of course, he continued during his early marriage as just a little way to keep a piece of himself. Just for him.

THIS IS SO GOOD ALREADY

Help. I’m making a presentation. Anyone have a screen cap of “balls for days!”??? 🙏

Lolz

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

The world: a hateful fascist shit show Gay pirates: "Our spirit will last throughout your entire fucking empire, because... we’re good."

Their snoring is loudest at different times of day. Ed's is as the sun is waking up, as if aiming to get the first word in before he's conscious enough to realize it. Stede's been awake for an hour already, delaying the day in the rumble of his husband's honks and heartbeat. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

3, 5, and 7. All for different things, bb. 🖊️

Two evenings in a row without AO3. I’m tired of receiving the toughest battles.

Still

Just a shout out to all the podficcers that keep us fed when AO3 is down and company when I'm on long drives/walks.

check on your friends, you never know what they’re going through 💔 (ao3 went down on a sunday)

ao3 error message, you have found me in a very reading about ed getting his back blown out time in my life

Hey. Hey, I love you, pirate pals. 🧡🏴‍☠️

Post old memes to confuse young people

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Conito bonito of the day... day 400 400!!!!!

Avast Crew! An all new baking class and this time it’s a Rizzy special🏴‍☠️ Join us as we bake Con’s all-time favorite, my classic cheesecake👨🏾‍🍳 That’s right we’re baking it together, in person. So, yeah, brace yourselves…. And all for a good cause!❤️ #OurFlagMeansDeath shopstands.com/products/hea...

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

RIP James Van Der Beek, whose greatest role was, of course, himself. Not for him the cheeky cameo: on Don't Trust The B---- In Apartment 23" the man turned self-ridicule into a full-time occupation, and did so magnificently.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Leading man! Leading man! Leading mannnnnnn!!!!!

I AM SCREAMING. deadline.com/2026/02/rhys...

the hate comments are bots!!!! do not delete your fics!!!!!

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

Werewolf dick that destroys vampires, call that a garlic knot. Or something. I don’t fucking know, you shitpost then if it’s that easy

REAL ONES UNDERSTAND WHY TRANS AND NB FOLKS LOVE ORANGES MORE STARTING IN MARCH 2022 🫡🫡🫡

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

day 576 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

god please bring my family back ❤️‍🩹

haha nooo don’t hide ur degree ur so sexy

where are the parents of these kids

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Genuine lol, thank you for that nyt. I'd say it's the rampant transphobia. Also calling the worldview of a series where the happy ending is the main character becoming a magic cop after hand waving racialized slavery doesn't exactly feel liberal

the hairrrrr the eyesssss

Starting my pirate Lego ship. Step one: Olivia is the main character

Nation's largest nurses union repeats calls for ICE abolition, pledges to do "everything in our power to vote out any elected official who supports funding for this all-out assault on the health, safety, and civil rights of our people."

i've been out in minneapolis all day, talking to locals and trying to wrap my head around the murder of alex pretti. it's 11.23pm, and this is what i've arrived at. please RT, it's free to read: www.webworm.co/alexpretti/

HAPPENING NOW: A massive crowd is gathered in freezing temperatures outside ICE headquarters in DC to demand ICE OUT OF ALL COMMUNITIES NOW.

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

I know Stede was so grateful to see him alive because goddamn is he beautiful. Needs to bounce on it until the end of time.

do what makes you happy

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index