Holding a wired comm device between ear and shoulder in the Federation news agency room, snapping fingers for a piece of paper from a colleague "... but they gave testimony on stardate... yes I know but their testimony on stardate 46379.4 said that the order came from... Jesus Christ..."

guy in a trenchcoat and hat meets a reporter in a futuristic SF park, passes a manila envelope containing an isolinear chip of Federation secrets

indecisive

huh? yeah, I'm gonna buy something I'm just. Uhhh... is this self heating? it doesn't say #furryart

Kofi doodle for p5ych!

I expected this to be a 30th anniversary theatrical rerelease of Michael (1996) but it's a fucking remake. And he's not even an angel in this one. Two Out Of Four Stars.

i'll bet they could've made a good section 31 movie if it were a phone calls and paperwork movie like all the president's men or zodiac

i dont want my track jacket to make me look streamlined and performance oriented! i want to look like gay eurotrash goddamit!

on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

My alien overlord. All Hail Nomi!

Jones is gonna be so confused when he hears Our Values Are Under Attack

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.

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Flint

i have so much weird garfield shit on my phone

I'm in the doodle zone again! Here's @bransonreese.bsky.social's Baptiste

a perfectly good orgasm, completely ruined by that stupid mutt

*werner herzog voice*

there's a reason i only go to dive bars

I ate them

Sorry, finished now.

It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.

🤔 thinking + 🤮 vomiting =

Once In A Lifetime (acrylic on paper, from 2024)

it's time

framemogged by a tennis ball

man i miss when everyone had accounts called like "cumshot_ebooks" on twitter and were actually funny

My "Swan Boy lays legendary pipe" theory gains yet more evidence

anyone in st. louis bored tonight? we're playing CBGB tonight

must admit i love these shots of us

Oh, it's Weed Day? Then I'll have two weeds, please.

HELP I AM STUCK IN THE COMPUTER HELP THERE'S ONLY 128 KB IN HERE AAAAAAAAA #spongemagicart

I love wearing big-ass shirts

Beast of a Billion Genders

tomas kalnoky (streetlight manifesto) as a cat

mona lisa boss ODB-3 bass overdrive

rando access memory

anyone missing 18¢ in pennies, a .22 caliber bullet and a poopy?

dog orb approachign your location

god we're hitting this other bar before the show and it's a fucking hippie joint—shitty acoustic band with slap bassist with a bass that looks like a potato doing a hippie funk cover of heart of glass

just pooping in to let y'all know that you can get cooties from nonbinary people so you all have super cooties

we have a couple days off from touring and this bar we're at is playing super sentai zyuranger and i'm fucking here for it