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I would love to ask Seal: "F/M/K...my power, my pleasure, my pain."

Joking aside, the fact that "Michael" (2026) [like so many cynical biopics before] is resonating so loudly with mainstream audiences despite critical thought speaks deeply to Our American Moment and how fucked we are. Bottoms up, friends, we may not witness the dawn.

Back in the day www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcev...

Ex The Everything App: Cum for the Nazis, Stay for the Porn

Still can't believe that UV Puce didn't take off. #justiceforuvpuce

I'd be somehow less pissed about having to hear Take Me Home, Country Roads every Saturday night if one of these kids knew at least a single verse.

I expected this to be a 30th anniversary theatrical rerelease of Michael (1996) but it's a fucking remake. And he's not even an angel in this one. Two Out Of Four Stars.

My alien overlord. All Hail Nomi!

there's a reason i only go to dive bars

Microwaveable vegan food, a very nice bourbon, and Twin Peaks with a day off tomorrow. Ya boi hunkered down to a lovely evening despite my partner being on tour for another week.

The View from Here: Johnnie's patio, Main St, RF, WI

"Come down off your cross, we can use the wood." - Tom Waits, 1999

cool new drumhead alert

I'm thinking about starting a chiropractice in River Falls

Please help my friend Julia out if you can. gofund.me/7d61474bd

Stephen Miller is the twink in underpants lighting off firecrackers and Bannon and Murdoch are the sweaty fucks selling him baby powder.

Control me, VC Daddy

On this day in 1993, David Bowie released his 18th album “Black Tie White Noise” featuring singles “Jump They Say" “Black Tie White Noise" and “Miracle Goodnight"

Shirt seen at the theater tonight: "I'm a proud member of the LGBFJB community" It's 2026.

Juan Soto and Bo Bichette have always been Spirit Halloween brand Lucas-ass names

I've known a great deal of people who have known me very well and not one of them thought I would love Dead Moon before tonight. I'm not mad, I'm fucking elated that at nearly forty, I'm hearing a band I didn't think could have existed.

Just decided to bring back my photo series "Soul Patch in the Wrong Place" #sorrynotsorry

Anyone who thinks 20-something episode seasons of television should come back is fucking certifiable.

my husband's bulge looked so good in these jeans that i could overlook the emotional gulf that had formed between us after The Incident at the fourth of july picnic

Watching Westworld (1973) with @asoftdragon.bsky.social and they're correct, you can't convince me that Josh Brolin is the son of James Brolin and Christian Bale isn't.

"The April full moon is called The Pink Moon because it coincides with the blooming of early spring flowers, there's a curveball hit foul." San Francisco Giants radio broadcaster (Jon Miller?), 040226.

I fucking love this

Mom and Dad getting soused at the Super Mario movie (2026)

#Orioles (Bird) and #Phillies (Phanatic) Mascots at the 1983 World Series. #Baseball

"Don't be gay in my lap." -Shia LaBeouf, 2026

The view from here: moon halo over the south fork of the Kinni. RF, WI.

What now, heathens?

If you're really gonna try to make a marquee match up the day before the season actually starts on a popular streaming service, it should actually be a marquee matchup. But instead it just felt like a fauxpening night

Series 21 of Taskmaster will be served up on the 9th of April on Channel 4 and YouTube!

The Jetsons lied to us

The SF Giants audio feed keeps running the most depressing gambling app ad I've ever heard.

Juggalussy.

After more than a decade, I made a point to watch John Wick. It is bad. Embarrassingly bad. I'm 43 minutes in.

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

It's been fifteen years since the worst people I've ever met told me that I needed to see The Book of Mormon

Porco Rosso is my fav Miyazaki film bc it features an expressly antifascist protagonist and because it doesn't feature an overtly cute central character that can be merchandised, which is a nice filter that lets you connect w ppl who see something deeper in Miyazaki's films. ALso the cigarettes

You hate to drop game 1, but I was proud of the way our guys fought and I still like our chances. - Mark DeRosa postgame

Happy 34th birthday week, my old friend. Thanks for being a constant companion for about 29 of those years. Couldn't have made it without you.

The results of the final will be invalid #Manfreddidstrikethree

I dunno about the call on that pitch

Ugh. I'm rooting for Manny Machado now. Thanks WBC

Is the phrase "dong robbery" suddenly out of fashion? You can shove a jack-booted team USA down my throat but you cannot rob me of dong robbery

Welp. My partner just got to see me emotionally process a live Prince concert recording.