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If you're in central Texas & you have room to house a shelter dog in a spare room Friday - Mon/Tues, area shelters would love your help getting dogs out of outdoor kennels and into homes for a brief break. You don't have to do a lot with them, just let them decompress while we wait out the weather.

If it happens while I'm under anesthesia, I want the surgeons to wake me up.

The 50s game show WHAT’S MY LINE is on amazon prime and I highly recommend it for it’s soothing boringness and a perk at a world that seems completely unconnected to 2026

for what its worth, neither Kalshi nor Polymarket have bets on Trump eating it today, so if his inner circle isn't doing insider trading on him dying, he's probably still with us

Rewatching Andor...I forgot how much I hated Timm. What a piece of shit. #Andor

they gotta be trolling me

It may not be helpful, but I want us all to remember every single person who smugly said "using the word fascism is overheated rhetoric" or anything remotely of the sort. We are, and were not, crazy for seeing it.

This is on you, Congress. Every single member of Congress who does not support impeachment, removal, and prosecution right now is complicit.

“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)

This a fan post for boygenius. I know their greatness isn’t news at this point but every time they come up in my music faves shuffle I am delighted anew.

This song hits so hard, and gets even better at maximum volume.

When someone tries telling me I must not be a real Star Trek fan

What live album do you think you have listened to the most? It would be this, the next closest would maybe be Pink Floyd at Pompeii, but this is way out in front.

Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."

Let this radicalize you. Watch it twice to make sure it sticks.

The Prime Minister of Belgium speaks:

This is a wild thread of a bus trip gone horribly wrong.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to... Fugazi LSD and the Search for God Sunny Day Real Estate Rage Against The Machine Sloan #musicsky #music #livemusic

Jimmy Butler just fucked up his knee, he's down.

Boy, the refs really want the Celtics to win this one. #DetroitBasketball

I'd rather listen to broken glass being shoved into my ears than listen to Brian Scalabrine. #DetroitBasketball

I have come to the heartbreaking conclusion that the democratic party only exists to give an illusion of choice.

From the announcing crew to the referees...

Hops not good enough!! Weak sauce.. #DetroitBasketball

Hey @bsky.app why not just ask me what sports teams I want chatter for, so I don't have to spend time muting hashtags/users or "see less like this". Don't rely on the algorithm on this, there's no need to...just ask!

NBC is doing a disservice to basketball fans by installing a homer on the announcing crew...this is creating a shitty product. Go home, Scal. #DetroitBasketball

...aaaand they always know when the refs are making bad calls against my guy.

My neighbors always know when Ron Holland is in the game. #DetroitBasketball

Bluesky has actually been remarkably successful as an app within a relatively short time frame. Expecting it to have the same metrics as some of the biggest apps in the world is stupid. What really matters is having content that people care about, especially if it travels outside the platform itself

Trump hasn't recognized MLK Jr. Day through any official statement, proclamation or activity but he did go golfing. He also reversed a policy that gave free entry to National Parks today & instead did it for his birthday. I hope African American voters are paying attention.

This tiny baby is somehow 15 and time makes absolutely no sense anymore. I love her infinitely.

🚨Minnesota AG @keithellison.bsky.social on Trump DOJ investigating Minneapolis protesters. "This administration weaponizes the criminal justice system to punish people they don't like. At the same time they let 1,600 people go that tried to overturn a Democratic election." LIVE NOW ⬇️

Oh no! So they’ll leave California and go not pay any taxes somewhere else? wapo.st/4qwJTds Billionaires shouldn’t exist. Tax em.

Gavin Newsom feels like the sort of guy who thinks being a moderate right now is advocating for a homeless kill shelter.

I'm Team Karim and Team Jay-Den Kraag. Karim Diané talks the importance of being Klingon in #StarTrek: #StarfleetAcademy in our @screenrant.bsky.social Exclusive 🖖

Honestly though, BlueSky runs on Jerry...and I mean that sincerely. Love you, Jerry, and thank you for being a positive force of nature in this fucked up world.

Then why waste our time, Pat? Shoo then.

SALUTE TO MY PRESIDENT. CADE PARKER CUNNINGHAM.

Hey folks so I guess we’re doing WWIII because…President Baby’s fee-fee’s are hurt for not getting a peace prize. There is no better way to prove YET AGAIN why he did not deserve the peace prize in the first place.

The bunny at Toy Joy says TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

The Eastern Conference NBA All-Star Starters!

Wow, I haven't been to Toy Joy in so long they fucking moved...I had no idea they're on Burnet now. I'll miss going to that old location on Airport!!

Cops at her front door, holding a phone to her face, asking if that's her Facebook account. What the fuck are we doing here?

It's nice to hear an adult speaking for once...and he's 100% correct!!