My spiciest take about food stamps is that everyone should get them. My second spiciest take is you should be able to use them for anything food related, including at restaurants.

📌 Too bad we don't have a President 😪 Oh wait ‼️⤵️🐥

follow the rules

LEWIS: Then the children meet Santa. The jolly old elf- TOLKIEN: Disgusting. Elves should be autistic war criminals who set off an apocalyptic chain of events that end with a moody twink stabbing Satan at the end of time. LEWIS: So you say. TOLKIEN: But my editor said to stick to hobbits.

wait you’re telling me after all this time in the frying pan I’m now going into the fire? Oh brother!

One fun thing is how almost every rural municipality is ran on volunteer fire service and ems guys on SNAP. The regime will not enjoy the loyalty of local security forces once the unrest happens

Don’t Turn Back Now

One neat thing that happened in hong kong was even guys extremely sympathetic to the police ended up siding with protesters because of indiscriminate use of tear gas

"myth of american-canadian integration" what

The Smurfs need to find & eat god in West Jakarta & restore the balance of nature thru sustainable resource management by empowering local communities through decolonization of the infrastructure to reduce groundwater extraction which is causing the area to sink www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

Sunday morning

Hi my name's Silver! I'm an independent DJ working out of Sacramento! You can book me for gigs at: UU Dot my whole life is a lie Dot Calm

imagine this MF calling you "young sapling"

Fun fact iced coffee and fireball isn't too bad

(⁠=⁠^⁠･O･⁠^⁠=⁠) Alert! Alert! Alert! Ur a pretty queer

Followed a crochet pattern by Sweet Softies on youtube and made this cute little rainbow dinosaur :> This little guy is only the beginning of many more. #dinosaur #crochet #amigurumi #art #pride

How is it, in 2025, that you can’t just scan your shopping list into a supermarket app and it produces a little map to guide you round the store to find everything? (My guess: they reckon you’ll make more impulse purchases if wandering around lost because they’ve reorganised everything *again*.)

It me

Mamdani and AOC are Democratic Socialists, while Bernie Sanders WAS a Democratic Socialist, ik they're under the general umbrella but they're all different from someone like Jeffries, except maybe Bernie.

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I don't think we understand just how bad the decline of the Internet is to knowledge. 3 years ago, I could perform a very basic search in any engine and get an absurd number of relevant links, research articles, etc. Today, I can perform the same search and find absolutely nothing.

drawing bad is still better than not drawing

"Cities should remain museum pieces for incumbents and any newcomer is strictly a burden" is the most loser mindset that powers the most loser politics in America today.

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Genesis is only 19 years old, but when her mother was kidnapped by ICE, she was left with no choice but to care for her younger sister, pay the family’s bills, and do all this while going to school. We cannot allow ICE to continue tearing families apart.

They abolished the House of Representatives ... solely to prevent the release of information about the president's best friend, the pedophile who ran a sex trafficking ring.

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Democrats should hold a press conference and announce that if Mike Johnson has no interest in running the House they'd be happy to do it for him

YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this *Autism Shirt. *Tylenol sold separately. collabs.shop/7tlnf8

This is Willem Arondeus. He attacked the 1943 Amsterdam civil registry office to destroy records that would be used by the Nazis to identify their targets. He succeeded, but was captured due to someone betraying him. His last words were: "Tell people that homosexuals are not cowards."

one of hte greatest line reads in da movies baybee

Nautiloids and Illithids alike fear this:

I wish there was like. Actual trans media.

uh, that’s not “reimagining” the novel. that’s…the novel.

Please donate if/as you are able. Thank you in advance. www.gofundme.com/f/help-sydet...

Haven’t seen a Yamamoto attack on an Allied city this successful since [pulled offstage by a giant cane]

Someone made a comment that I've been posting about cats too much lately. First of all, wrong. Second of all, there is no such thing as too much cat posting. So naturally, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Pin. collabs.shop/sjvtwu

You have made Ald Daedroth a safe refuge for the Ahemmusa. Thank you, old man yaoi retirement home.

Explain your OC's power with a gif:

EXCEPT FROM ME: RIP BM&LP

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness) As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

Shirt cut meme with Sol Badguy(2022) #fanart

My latest Nerevarine, once a devout stendarr simp crusading the wilds of Cyrodil, he was jailed for avenging the murder of his lover at the hands of an imperial soldier. Indoril Tacitus Valentius was found by Mephala in his darkest days in prison, now he's a practitioner of Mephala's sexy arts

John Oliver looks like he aged 10 years in this one alone gd. Maybe a British thing, or he escaped containment and saw sun