Imbolc blessings 💚

This was the cartoon I was describing on air tonight….

Hot on the heels of our £9m donation from a Thailand-based crypto investor, I am currently serving my Clacton constituents by flying to Dubai for a private lunch hosted by an Indian billionaire, where I hope to encourage more foreigners to interfere in British politics.

Matt Goodwin says this is "a chance for the hardworking, law-abiding, tax-paying people," such as his boss, Nigel Farage, who doesn't do his job in parliament, lied about why he avoided constituency work, admitted to breaking 17 laws last week alone, and still faces questions about tax avoidance.

Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers. This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

So much overacting and overreacting on ##TheTraitors Ireland episode 2. We ended up laughing through most of it.

All the squealing on #TheTraitors Ireland is really irritating.

Worth remembering when looking at the horrific scenes in the US right now that both Reform and the Tories have pledged to bring in ICE-style organisations to the UK if they win power

The Traitors was absolutely magnificent. What fabulous TV.

Sky News: Danish PM Mette Freideriksen’s note in the visitors book when she visited UK today

Those joining Donald Trump’s Board of Peace: USA Thighland Iceland Aberbian Covfefe FIFA The cats & dogs that were eaten Brooklyn Beckham Lee Anderson Chaka Demus & Pliers The Daily Mail GB News Dan Wooden Richard Littlejohn Huw Edwards Gary Glitter Moths Pussy grabbers Ears. 🇺🇸

So far the "Board of Peace" is Trump, Orban, Lukaschenko and Netanyahu. Which if you wrote in a satire would be considered too outlandish and sent back.

Can I just gently ask the good people of America not to elect a raving madman next time? It's a bit rum, frankly, and very trying for everyone else.

SEVENTEEN breaches. And people think this man should be Prime Minister... 🤷‍♀️

A big welcome to Reform for Thomas Skinner! Reform UK needs people like Tom – people who cheat on their wives and get convicted for handling stolen goods. Bosh!

Donald Trump is actually insane.

Trump's cheerleaders said he would be a "global peacemaker" who would make the world "safer and stable" and mocked all those warning about the threat he posed as being "hysterical". Why Trump's apologists need to apologise for their own role in the calamity now unfolding

The latest from Caligula: you didn't give me a peace prize, so I'm going to start a war. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...

So there it is, in his own words. Trump writes to the prime minister of Norway informing him that as a consequence of not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace”. A dangerous man-child.

Honest to god. Farage is such a fraud. Bigs himself up as a ‘new’ way to do politics. Runs away as soon as there’s any heat. The man is a traitor. A Trump and Putin fanboy. If he wasn’t, he’d be in the studios today. Just like if he wasn’t a racist, he’d have apologised. Guilty on all counts.

Nice to find you on here @faerylandgrasmere.bsky.social 😊

There are snowdrops out at Croome @nationaltrust.org.uk . Spring is on its way.

I think it’s basically time to retire the peace prize because it really is meaningless at this point. Another 100+ year-old tradition cheapened, wrecked, and discredited by the gauche garish gangster.

Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward

UK economy grew by 0.3% in November, beating forecasts www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Science.

I miss X during Stourbridge FC games.

Nadhim Zahawi Defects to Reform, or: How the Tories’ Rejects Found Their Forever Home www.bearlypolitics.co.uk/p/nadhim-zah...

One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com

Zero principles. Perfect for Reform.

Tory spokesman: "Reform is fast becoming the party of has-been politicians looking for their next gravy train. Their latest recruit used to say he'd be 'frightened to live in a country' run by Nigel Farage, which shows the level of loyalty for sale." www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/former...

A graveyard for the shittest of Tories.

According to recent study, one out of every three Reform voters is just as fucking stupid as the other two.

#RecipeOfTheDay is the dreamy, creamy and comforting Orange-Scented Brioche Pudding. Yes, it’s a wonderful pud but, as one of the comments below the recipe mentions, leftovers make for a rather great breakfast the next day! www.nigella.com/recipes/oran...

If Jonathan Ross is innocent lets see him prove it in front of a jury like everyone else has to. #ReneeNicoleGood

Hey @nocsclipboard.bsky.social , do you use Blue Sky often? And no, that's not a chat up line... 🤣

My husband recorded me snoring last night. It was absolutely horrific.

Making a return to this place, hoping to find it a better fit this time. I really must delete my X account.

There are 3.4 million girls 14 and under in England. Elon Musk just wrote that 1 out of every 13 such girls is right now being “systematically raped by migrant gangs.” The man has gone utterly insane. He’s a sociopath. His latest post is—unambiguously—neo-Nazi rhetoric intended to incite violence.

What's the algorithm on here? I only seem to be followed by creepy, middle-aged American men or scantily clad teenage girls. Neither are of interest to me.

If there are politicians or activists with a genuine interest in fixing the problems in investigating and prosecuting sexual offences, there are many criminal justice experts happy to help. I just mention it because we don’t hear from many of you unless it involves defendants of certain races.

Trump and Farage: cut from the same fascist cloth.

First gym trip of 2025 done. Thanks to my daughter for shaming me into it.

I seem to have upset the Nigel Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. Repost if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

Happy New Year 2025! The gippy hip did not appreciate my MC Hammer dance attempt.

For 2025: read more, scroll less. Stay off Twitter, apart from Stour matches and Eurovision. Even more walking, even more nature. Otherwise, as you were. 2024 has been a good year for me. #grateful

Somehow, I find myself watching Grease.