Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely

FINALLY GOT IT! I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000. Over 20,000 the past month alone. Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away" In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare: Fish success story. 🪶

We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games. Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏

115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.

still do think about ferdinand/hubert like "hubert and ferdinand at the gloryhole and hubert fucking ferdinand while ferdinand has his dick inside the hole" if you feel me

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

IF YOU'RE A CURRENT #ACA ENROLLEE AND YOU HAVEN'T SIGNED UP FOR 2026 COVERAGE YET, **PLEASE** read my Open Enrollment Guide and make sure to ACTIVELY renew: Do *NOT* let yourself be passively auto-renewed: acasignups.net/25/11/28/gro...

MICE is happening!! Let's go Boston! Table 30 with my stuff all weekend, plus my panel Comics Visual Literacy on Sat 4-5pm @massmice.bsky.social

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

The way you can tell "AI" is the future is because one of the most popular searches is "How do I get this AI shit out of my computer"

bug moment

some dragons 🐉

what if edelgard discovers friendship and tries to level it up but the friendship mechanic is instead based on being truthful, kind, and a good time, none of which she can do with her pussy

what if there’s a magic spell that makes it so hubert can verify if people are loyal to edelgard and it only works if he nuts on their face

imagine hubert discovering a sex magic that makes it so that you cannot be hypnotized or magically compelled to tell the truth but it only works if you have a threesome and if everyone has to simultaneously bottom for a big truth they’re not ready for (war wrong)

"catnap", 2025 / digital print lmao still iterating on this concept a bit i took this book to a fair and reading it is KSDFL ORIENTATIONALLY LOCKED. which like, working as designed but also so so so stupid. anyway it's a book about "experiencing the weather you're already experiencing but smaller"

If infant botulism w Clostridium spores *in baby formula!!!* is not treated as an immediate food safety emergency- nothing is safe. Literally how the hell can the privacy of food distro lists be more important than getting all that formula the fuck off the shelves. They waited A WEEK! 🤬

really think there’s a world where edelgard and rhea are fighting for control of their local hoa and it gets written up in the local church newsletter as “holy lesbian egglaying sex party to be replaced by false promises of egalitarianism at the glory hole”

sadomasochism is where you’ll do anything your teacher mom says, including beating up your giant girlfriend

why not why not. why not have everyone come in ferdinand’s mouth and make him swallow. hubert has told him edelgard made it a job requirement

The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.

I really do unironically feel like this all the time

to fix a collar gap on a budget, stick a pin in the collar like this to prevent your head from dropping

Today's theme for #birdoftheday is #staredown set by @robcrank68.bsky.social You can't get a more piercing glare than that of a Sparrowhawk. Male, taken in my garden in the Spring.🪶 #birdingwales #ukbirding #nature #ukwildlife #birdsofprey

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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

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this isn't just a mean obituary; it's a research paper on how much this guy sucks. sharon lives on in hater's heaven forever

Melínoe from Hades 2 🗡️

menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym

wish I was here

Villains used to obfuscate. They looked normal on tv and said things like "Fiscal discipline." Now you have grotesque guys hissing "Empathy is weakness" like a cartoon

What a banger

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

A few photos from federal officers conducting an immigration enforcement action on Chicago's Southwest side Thursday afternoon.

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.