MPs in "absolute thick cunts" shocker

"Polanski was joined by many Labour MPs in opposing the government’s plans, although most of them are thought to be prepared to reluctantly support the measures." What's the point of being in Labour? Join.greenparty.org.uk

Forever wowed by the echo chamber quality of internet discourse.

@limmy.com happy birthday big fella

@limmy.com cheeky icecube stream? 🧊

Your daily reminder that plenty of the internet is a cesspit of the most unbelievably horrible stuff and you're only ever a few clicks away from it. JFC 😑

Not sure why, but Twitch are showing me Dutch ads for the film #Nobody2. All the other ads are in English. I'm in the UK, bot using a VPN and don't speak any Dutch, have no special connection to the Netherlands etc etc. Very strange.

"Words don't have meaning" opines idiot

Finished Control during lunch today. Fairly satisfying combat, impressive visuals, amazing design - except some of the worst, most maddening level layout in any game I've played. Probably wouldn't have minded if the map had been usable. Pulled a 10/10 down to a solid 8.

I completed 200 days of gratitude journaling! Join me using the Presently App. #PresentlyApp

34km across 14 runs in the last 3 weeks. Ankles are suffering! Stretching and icing. Still going - I will hit my goal of 50km in September. If you'd like to sponsor me, and help Sands who support families experiencing baby loss, please hit the link. Thanks! fundraising.sands.org.uk/fundraisers/...

850 of them are made up www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

Tuesday motivation

Man who looks like a balloon in a wig seized his chance to run a failed bid to become Labour leader Incredible he's only had these very insightful thoughts since the pink angry men had their protest, isn't it? Fuck all politicians to the very depths of hell. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

In more shock news, another Tory turd has slithered over to Reform, proving either: 1. Tories stand for nothing and will do whatever they can to secure personal power 2. They were actually the party of racism and bigotry all the long Oh wait, it's both.

Shock news, flag-shagging "Tommy Robinson" fans are violent thugs. Incredible, who'd have guessed.

More extraordinary still is the sanitising of Kirk's politics. Kirk was - and this is just a straightforwardly factual statement - a far right activist. And here's a former British Prime Minister not merely mourning his death or condemning his murder but actively *praising* his politics.

Amazed to learn my daughter will be reading Neil Gaiman in Yr 7 English. As a former fan of 30 years, this seems... off?

Yet they feel the law needs rewriting to leave Gr*h*m L*n*h*n alone, ugh www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

The Elle Robinson recast on #neighbours is surely the worst match for look and general vibe in soap history

Fuck off, Wes Streeting. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

And thanks for your awesome mailmerge fail ♥️

Pretty much half a year of daily gratitude. I recommend it! I completed 175 days of gratitude journaling! Join me using the Presently App. #PresentlyApp

Ugh, men. "Not all men" - no, but always men. However much I hate the woman's politics, this is creepy af. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

I’m running 50k in September to save babies’ lives. Anything you’re able to donate means so much – I’m only £150 off my target. Thank you x fundraising.sands.org.uk/s/44693/4743...

What a patently stupid take from @theguardian.com . Do you honestly believe that the US public understand the state of AI well enough to make this assertion? Do you seriously believe more than 10% of the general public even understood the question?

In which Woody Allen remains a steaming sack of shit www.theguardian.com/film/2025/au...

Ha, it me. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

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Pain is your body's way of saying "ouch!"

Absolutely blows my mind people are already THIS attached... to an LLM chatbot. Humanity is absolutely fucked, isn't it? I give us 30 years. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

If there were a single lesson I'd drill into new software engineers it'd be this: You can be technically right and politically and systemically dead wrong.

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

Spiders are cool. I am inherently phobic of them and couldn't handle picking up any more than a tiny one. But they're still cool, fascinating animals, beautiful in their way and capable of amazing things. Don't be a spider squasher.

Lovely afternoon

One thing all philosophers agree on is that the human body is basically a car and the brain is a little guy driving it around

🇺🇦 Re-upping this one in the name of decency and democracy. Slava Ukraini!

So fun how America's president rolled out the red carpet and shook hands with the greatest mass murderer and war criminal since Hitler

Just posting this again because it's hilarious #totp

Trump's red carpet and sycophantic welcome for Putin is one of the most shameful moments in modern American history. An absolute fucking disgrace. Slava Ukraini!

Now sure whether to "follo" this fello

Taijijian is so cool 😎 Only two weeks in but loving it once I get past my "fat guy at exercise class" shit

Fucking bitterly ironic to send this to artists like me and I'm sure many tens of thousands of others who didn't make a single sale, but OK @bandcamp.com

I also painted for the first time in a long while today. It’s little different than my normal, but I went in with absolutely no plan except to play.

Getting detention to please the bigger boys Such a great look