Little grey alien tied up with an apple in its mouth on my table. I know what i’m thankful for! 🦃🦃🇹🇷🦃

feeling like the new water molecules when poured into an already boiling pot nd it goes dead still & silent

if unwashed fruit is what kills you you deserved to die

hoping whatever this is is terminal

Ive been doing the math ,and gaydar: sense of childlike whimsy & joy lesbiandar: deep sadness/yearning in eyes tboydar: digital watch tgirldar: autism

The beer tastes okay haha it'd probably be better if you spat it into my mouth while calling me a faggot

goign 2 the gym today is boner & glutes day

Id b no where without my biggest grey alien supporter 🛸👽🫂 (dats them. landing 2 give u a blorg [hug])

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 SPOILERS//#DELTARUNE #DELTARUNESPOILERS I’m not sorry for the family feud jokes I’m doing with Tenna

all my hair has a blood supply & salons have my photo taped up in their lobby with “DO NOT SERVE” in red above it

👽🛸

PLEASE go wishlist this game, I got the opportunity to beta test it and it’s absolutely WONDERFUL!!!!! All the funniest parts of a game like undertale or omori condensed down into a lovely little package!!! GO WISHLIST!!!!!!!!!!!

In plain sight

(speaking loudly into my phone directly after checking out @ trader joes) hey google why does people being nice to me make me extremely sad. search

Omori basil noelle on . twitter . kris is sunny if youcare

you gotta be some sort of white supremacist to be a diehard sabrina carpenter fan & Im not sorry to say it

I love big green aliens

guys when they get their hands on x3 mult

the socratic meathead

Like this post to be killed instantly by 70s Meiko Kaji. Repost this to be killed instantly by 70s Meiko Kaji

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life was so much simpler when i followed like 5 people and my entire following feed was 🛎️ skeets

Hey guys just got back from my alien abduction back in 2012. Did we catch Kony yet?

holy fuck that was a long ufo ride

Forever Hug

Sunk cost fallacy? how about you Suck Cock Phallus-y

president guerrero, i am innocent boy, my country is not free…please send 30000 intercontinental ballistic missiles to free my country the United States

[seinfeld voice] what’s the deal with pussy

(passive aggressively waiting for someone to blow up congress) siiighhh SIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHH huff siggghh

manifestation board feel free to use

about to slime my homeboy (sexual)

happy boyfrot friday

economic blackout ,but Im just beating ceos until they arent breathing

Worlds Best Mom

your outie is too cool to make memes based on streaming television shows your outie posts things like “hot snakes after taco tuesday. #worthit” your outie averages 2.41 likes per post please try to enjoy these facts equally

i want my skin to be alien green 👽 and to have antennae

“let him cook?” “she’s eating?” ummm, check please!

The End of Esme

I found an old vhs tape in my attic and when i finally played it, it just showed a little grey alien staring at the camera as it read the bible in french-canadian, occasionally interspersed with slurs that haven’t been used since 1883

The clock strikes three in the morning. You’ve always hated that clock. It’s an old antique you inherited from your grandfather, who you think got it from his grandfather. Now it stands in your living room, an intruder. The only piece of furniture not made of particle board and poverty. (1/5)

why ,your feet are so big !! all the better to jack you off my dear

jesabel christ (oc) [ #cosplay ]

I WILL discover a way to split an atom in my bedroom ,and singlehandedly wipe GA and FL off the map

I like finding the painful spots to push on my torso for a bit of bodily enrichment

IVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

People should be glad i often tell them to kill themselves