This shit did change me. I think of how my life sucks and I'm suddenly reminded of how we need to let it Clover Club™️ (It's the beautiful love.)

Never mind, a tall foreign girl just sat down at my study cubby so now I gotta lock in

Trying to study but the chair is oddly comfy and it's nicely quiet so I'm falling asleep next to the critter wall

"Our drones are under attack!" My sister in christ we're 3 minutes into the game, what do you mean?

Rotat ovat liittoutuneet

Can't believe his dick was just out like that

I've been on this app for 4 months and I've only had one screaming match with a transphobe. This place really is a quaint little oomf village.

I hate Finland. It's already cold enough here to make my face physically hurt. In better news, my Greek professor accepted my fucked up pronunciation moments before I accidentally summoned a dark spirit.

I ate a whole bag of chips in one sitting and honestly, I think I'm gonna do it

I spotted one of my NCO's at uni today and I had flashbacks. He's actually the guy who took this picture that I censored. (I'm the one in the very middle in the back.)

I be up in my squat little chud room #lurking with a macaroni casserole. Just straight up skulking with the lights off and devouring my wretched meal. Hunched over my prey, glaring at the plate with ravenous hunger as I slink about like a cryptid.

One who beaves is a beaver

Dumb idiot stupid moron

Conscript might be the only media I've interacted with that made me sympathize with the French

She watches me when I sleep

This is... Excuse me, a damn fine plate of Chicken That Makes You Poor™️

Dead internet theory

I LOVE WHITE CREATURES WITH BLACK EYES!

Problem: More and more shoes are appearing next to the door every day. Hypothesis: My roommate is a serial killer. Experiment: Ask him. Safety precautions: Running away. I'm a scientist

Why oh why can't there be more survival horror games set in feudal Japan where you fight creatures from Buddhist mythology with PS1 graphics...?

8 hour Hollow Knight sesh

My diet is fucked I've eaten 3 different spaghetti's over the course of the last 9 days

My grandmother, God bless her soul, taught me not to speak ill of the dead. So instead of mocking the late #CharlieKirk, how about we focus on saying thing we like about him? I'll start. He's dead.

Greek is too hard... Not really, but I'm too busy giggling at the professor saying "Big sigma," to pay attention.

Just saw some dude wearing a tactical vest in the park just next to campus God, I hope it was just an odd wardrobe choice

The rats have unionized

I have wi-fi

Made the best spaghetti I've ever made and nobody was there to applaud me :(

We need to stop the use of kiki words

Drinking game: Scroll through any horror story subreddit/blog/site/whatever and take a shot any time a mimic is mentioned

I'm a fucking moron. No wonder I couldn't connect to WI-FI, my apartment uses fucking ADSL of all things. I bought this fancy router thinking "Hehe, I'm gonna cause some muschief," when it turns out that I was the one being mischieved. Now I need to track down an ADSL router...

GUYS I MADE!

Is it fucked up to say that my university has lots places where you could take cover from small arms? I sometimes look at a corner and think: "Man, that's a great place to stack up." Maybe I should stop playing SWAT 4.

Just had the displeasure of meeting a king vulture

I beat Rain World's Survivor campaign recently after a year hiatus. No clue what exactly happened, but it sure was pretty

30 minutes late

My bike's staging just blew up :)

I just remembered that I have a burnt spaghetti waiting for me at home :D

First day on uni and one of the tutors is wearing the Columbine jacket

It's mid

I BOUGHT CORIANDER, NOT PARSLEY?!??!?!?!?? THIS SHIT'S GONNA TASTE LIKE SOAP!!!!!

I'm making soup and it's not boiling, but I'm scared of cranking up the heat in case the little guy can't keep up

Upstairs neighbor is screwing a very long screw

WHY ARE YOU BLAND?!?!?!!?

Upstairs neighbor is scratching the floor like a rat and it's irritating me. I hate it here.

My roommate is playing some shitass game without headphones and MOANING when he dies. It's 8AM. Yesterday I nearly burnt his fuckass meal he left in the oven without telling me. I WANT OUT.

Boobs

I fucking bought a fucking table! All I fucking had to fucking do was fucking open my fucking mouth AAAH!

God, I miss home cooking :(