I've not done any femboy content in several weeks 😔

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It's wild that cats in nature are VERY effective ambush predators but the internet has reduced them to lazy little goobers you keep around the house to be cute

Guys...

Baturday Bat World Sanctuary

Reminder that women's day extends to trans women as well

I miss my grandpa

What was the name of that plague doctor/penguin jester with the rings from twitter?

What is Chainsaw Man even about? All I know is that there's a woman who fucks dogs and that's why it's popular

Not to get political or anything, but I just came flying in from the new ruins level and BOY are my arms tired!

If I were a food, I'd probably be a medium-rare steak but the idiot who cooked it used a blowtorch so it tastes like propane

Yeah, so we're probably at 17 calls now. I answered one: - "Hey it's [POWER COMPANY], you're moving, need a fix?" - "Do you know who owns the apartment I'm moving to?" - "Your mom?" - "Uh-huh" - "You should say that as soon as possible so we don't waste anyone's time 😒"

Wowie! Lucky number 13! 13 calls, this time from a fifth mystery power company!

12

11 now

Within the span of 2 hours, I've been called 10 TIMES today! How do I politely tell 4 different power companies to fuck off without getting raided by the police for terroristic threats?

*Latches onto your arm like a leech as you scroll past*

"AAAARG!!!HGRG!RHAR!!" *Raises eyebrow. Presses finger to lips. Traces edge of jawline with finger.*

March #Promosky! Hewwo! I'm a 21yo Finnish catboy! 🇫🇮😽 I try to post tasteful pics of myself every #FemboyFriday but life tends to get in the way... 😿 Other times I post slop and the occasional thought whenever my last two neurons decide to co-operate! We will be moots and you will like it! 🫵😾

> Easy mission > Look inside > 1 codex, 2 vipers, 2 faceless

I'm in my Frollo arc. I'm a hatemaxxed stalkcel. I'm tripping out from smelling a pretty lady's scarf I stole. I'm abusing the power granted to me by the Catholic faith.

I remembered that I had Xcom 2 on my steam account. It was gifted one time, I think. I found that it runs on my laptop. I also found that it's a massive hazard to my time.

Studying the arcane arts so that I can build myself a cool tower and ponder my orb instead of getting an education and job

The humble power drill

Happy #FemboyFriday! I was wondering where the annual February depression was. Turns out it hit me today all at once. I'm highkey sick of looking outside and seeing nothing but gray. :/ I'll see if I'm more in the mood in the morning. Going to bed now, bye! ❤️

If given the chance, I'll grab you by the face and smooch you on the lips >:3c

*Stabs you* Oops! Sowwy, hehe~♡ (^>ω<^)

⚠️ This is a Zodiac appreciation post! ⚠️

Call me a fumblebee the way I fucked up... 😔 (I said that the way she danced was more akin to a tumblebee and she got offended. I didn't know that was like calling someone a slut and I tried to apologize but she started crying and I felt bad and left the hive.)

Taking applications for people to run amok with! :3c Reply with the most hecking awesome thing you're willing to do! Doesn't matter what that thing is but it needs to inconvenience people! (PLURAL) >:3

*Points at two rocks next to each other sitting on the sidewalk in the rain* This too, is yuri

"Who's a good person? Ehehehehe~♡" "Oh no, something bothering you, sweetie? Disappointed you didn't do a good enough job today? That's okay, we can't define what a 'good job' is." "Come on, let me hold you... That's it, shhh... Your troubles only exist because you believe they do..."

Last night was a movie but it was directed by Tommy Wiseau

Mommy ASMR but it gets progressively more philosophical

I'd post more often but I signed an NDA :/

There are two types of cowboys

Picture this: It's 4AM. You wake up to knocking on the window. You check out who's knocking. It's a fat guy in a blue, skin-tight wetsuit like Pink Guy but blue and he also has a cool, curly moustache. He's asking you to give him twenty bucks and that people's lives are at stake. What do you do?

Shoutout to that time my dad was so pissed off with 4yo me that he threw a snowball at me (I don't remember how old I actually was)

Upstairs neighbor is doing a bossfight. (Assaulting the floor)

"Oh man, working for Mr. Sinclair sure is hard. Good thing this suit protects me. Hopefully the locks don't fail and trap me inside. That would be awful. Kinda smells like copper and sulfur in here all of a sudden. I wonder what that's all about...?"

Don't mess with me or I'm gonna wash your goat!

I think cats are pretty cool :3

Absolutely not