Reading an article for a school thing where it refers to a person named Viholainen, which made me chortle because it's similar to "vihulainen" which is a colloquial way of saying "vihollinen" which translates to "enemy" or "foe" :D Hehe, your name is Enemy :P

I have like 20 more "hear me outs" and I don't want the 30 minutes of googling go to waste 🥺

Women that are boys...

I have two sides: Rawr! 😾 Rawr! 😽

I love women! #Women #YayWomen

peaky blinders if it was awesome

Should I start doing sit-ups?

Boy dinner :3 (It's 5AM)

I've been considering an Astolfo cosplay for a while but the pink is really antithetical to my emo/scene/goth monochrome aesthetic that's kinda become the signature of KittyBiscuits&Co.

Movie that seems like a generic cop film that is softly implied to be a False Hydra story but nothing is ever confirmed or shown ❤️

whoops i’m drunk that cocktail was one hundred percent tequila wheeeee

Edging my pot of water by keeping my eye on it because a watched pot never boils

Drip thief #deer 🦌

My birthday is on wednesday! How cool is that?!

This quiz could do with a few more options for results because I don't consider myself that dominant uquiz.com/quiz/h2NGiM/...

People are really sleeping on catboys because they think they're mean, bitchy or full of themselves. Okay? Like first of all, I can't help being so fucking complicated. I know puppygirls are a lot easier for your simple brain to handle. God forbid you ever try anything, ugh... 😒

Poets of the Fall might not have a single bad song wtf

At the request of noone, I'm doing it. 1 like = 1 hear me out

I could have like 10x my current followers if I did porn

It's not #FemboyFriday anymore, but it is #Caturday! Here's some photos for all you funny people in my computer :3 #Thread below! ⬇️

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female. But the heart and soul have much more personality. It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words. You were born to live freely. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Sometimes I see a biker, pedestrian, or motorcyclist and the Grand Theft Auto instincts kick in

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Is there anybody on here who sees me as a croomf? (Oomf you have a crush on)

So today I found out what an epilator is and I feel cheated because I've been using a non-electric razor. I'm 6 foot so I have long legs and, I'm cursed with my dad's sasquatch legs. I ❤️ you dad

Dude, I'm shaking and crying holy shit I thought this would never happen

(Check pinned for context) Alright, I've calmed down. I've realized now that anger won't shorten the massive backlog that moderation is dealing with. Hopefully Dragon will be gone sooner rather than later. Thank you to everyone who reposted. Pinned message will remain until he gets banned.

Here's Dragoncg.bluesky.social, a predator, getting baited by a dummy account pretending to be a minor on Bluesky and Discord. Sick shit. Repost this. Report him. drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Misdemeanor rhymes with Mr. Weenor

I often get called a leftist despite me being right-handed

I'm gonna start calling people I don't like goombas and koopas

You guys think Mario touches his goomba often?

For every little number next to the bell icon I see, I turn 0,1% more blue

I've been awake for nearly 48 hours

Gonna pick up a shipment tomorrow!

Ooh... I know what you're thinking... *Beoweoweoweow* (That's the sound of my totally sweet and awesome psychic mind reading powers 😎) Haha, no, I cannot crush a melon between my thighs.

Unsure if the feeling has gone or if you're feeling numb or if I've become invisible 🤔

Hytale? More like, I'm high-tailing my way to prison, am I right? 😄 #TaxEvasion

Only introverts can relate to not wanting to associate with people who are mean to you

Thinking about the time a 40-year-old asked me how my feet smelled

Why is he doing the 6 7 hand thing?

Americans will say shit like "omg they're taking our rights away" then refuse to do anything about it

Hey man, yeah, the lock on your front and back door were designed by a guy who ended up voting republican... Yeah, yikers. Could you like, get rid of them?

My native language is orcish

Despite wearing programmer socks on the regular, I have never programmed anything in my life I will never find employment :)