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I hate that every review of any adaptation of Tolkien's work always boils down to "The LOTR movies were better." Books written by a literary genius, adapted by a great director complete with the most stacked cast and crew in film history makes for good movies. Big surprise.

Simpsons Souls-Like be like: Homer, myne beloved husband. Gather malts of Duff and I will grant thee their strength. [Offer Pickled Eggs] What's this? Could these be... eggs... for Bartholomew? Oh... myne husband dear. Reliable as always (relieved chuckle). With these, perhaps he may yet heal.

Nah, why did they make him look so cool?

Hearing mom won't make chicken nuggies was my Eclipse

New war footage shows Chris-Chan running away from Ukrainian kamikaze drone

Big fan of big futa cocks #TransTerrorism

just watched shadow take a 15 second long hit and then he just held it. got up and walked right out afterward. maybe he is the ultimate life form

🚨INCOMING!!!🚨

The ocean is a fundamentally unserious place

It's never too late to try crystal meth

say something, damnit

Found Eppstein's strongest soldier. Please report this lolicon defending sicko at your earliest convenience. The pfp is a 14yo character who's "mentally 24," so that's also vile. Calling lolicons pedos is correct. The pedo to lolicon venn diagram is a perfect fucking circle.

Cat in the red dimension

Guys, look at this cool rat I found

Hi hello good morning :3 ATTACK

@2025cat.bsky.social Don't explode, okay?

Is it healthy to have almost nightly dreams about being back in the military or am I experiencing PTSD from mere training?

You know when you see somebody defending lewd art of a character that's canonically under the age of 18 but looks like an adult? (Ie. Part 3 Jotaro Kujo from JoJo) What do you call that (other than a pedophile)? Because somebody defending the reverse ("adult" that looks like a child) is a lolicon.

Do not ask me about Smaug from the Hobbit movies lest I say something unwise

Sellin'

Fuck Jimothy

You know your post is ass when even bot-tan doesn't wanna interact with it

I didn't know this could happen!

my son im naming him yoopert

bed. I'll give it for free. Giving Product description - Condition: Marginal - Depth: 26cm - Length: 80cm bed. I use it myself. Pest inspection done recently. bed is clean, there are bugs. not new.

God tier Finnish reddit pull Tori.fi = Finnish online marketplace. Translated: "What is being sold here?"

@2025cat.bsky.social Don't freak out, okay?

Boy am I glad I didn't give my money to these apes despite what a certain Cataclysm developer said

Balcony Time (Evening Edition)

Guys, new self-doxx dropped! Alt text for explanations for those marked with "In specific contexts."

Life is too short. Do stolen valor.

us crushing our stupid nulges together

Credit? Not me I'll come back a bit richer You're face To face With the man who sold you bombs

"Milord, the enemy siege has broken! The enemy is in disarray!" My valiant knights sallying forth:

East Coast Air

Eat Grilled Chicken

Watching a critical analysis of a mommy ASMR video rn

Girls be shopping Boys be succumbing to Shura, carving Buddhas to no avail