its my birthday now they finna carbon date my ass im 19 now 😭

Day 516

Tomorrow is my birthday

Eat an Unspecified Number of Bugs

Unagi Biting Him Owww Owiiieee

The Guy Who Sunk the Ship Did it on Purpose for the Insurance Payout and by Exposing His Crime You've Made a Powerful Enemy

all alone on a friday night? me too can we play board games

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i am

Space Your Divekick to be Safe on Block

Day 515

Day 514

this just in: i cant tell if im dehydrated or just have a headache my solution is to drink water or something and then take a nap to cover both possible causes

It's our account's 4 year anniversary! To celebrate this and the Halloween season, we'll be posting this EXCLUSIVE artwork of "Witch," which was removed from the UNDERTALE Kickstarter! #UNDERTALE #DELTARUNE

Time to get comfy... Dart Monkey Hoodie, coming soon! 🐵

god i hate swallowing pills so much. like why is my body lying to me. no that small little pill did not in fact go into my lungs and im not choking to death. but it sure does feel like it

Find Toad, or What's Left of Him

8 Red Coins But There Are Also Green Coins That Hurt You And You're Colorblind

Bowser in the Male Living Space

For Just $4.99 a Month You Can Get Red Coins+ and Start The Mission With Two Already Collected

If I If I have 2 dollar And you have 3 dollar We could change the world

now that i can can you

can i

i need a big lollypop and propeller hat i feel like that would complete me

Oughhhhhhhh Save meeeeeeeee

Have you ever wondered? I have

I want to eat a fence

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I wanna kill myself

Day 513

This Star Is Missing an Eye What the Fuck Nobody Told Me They Could Get Hurt

Leave Not Even a Crumb

Let the Tides Claim You

My Stupid and Gay Puzzle

Confront Luigi About How Often He Brings Up Taking Peach to Tiny-Huge Island as a 'Joke'

Clip Mario Out of Bounds and Tell Him it's Forever

Please I need this video

I became John Helldiver on steam cause I noticed a friend started playing Helldivers 2 and I wanted to do a bit I ended up playing with them and some others for a bit and I forgot how fun this game can be Only stopped cause I'm actively falling asleep

Rowling and Emma Watson's argument is painful to watch😢 Good-hearted transgender people never intend to hurt anyone else. They just want to love who they want to love and live according to their soul's direction. Chiitan stands by the hearts of good-hearted transgender people. I love everyone

Rate the Video 5 Silver Stars

This Star Might Have an Incurable Disease Unknown to Science on it, No Pressure

STARSEEKER is an action 💥 game at it's core. Learn more about all the new ways crew members can manuever around the world in our STARSEEKER Direct on October 7th. 🏃💨🚀🏊

Day 511

6 days until my birthday

Leap Onto the PS2 This Summer

Wario Left the Gang to Focus on Monetising His Gimmick Account

Rearrange All the Furniture in the Castle Before Saving Peach

The wait is over. Learn all about what it takes to be a member of the crew during next week's STARSEEKER Direct gameplay reveal livestream. 🚀📺 📅 October 7th - 10AM PT