treat and headpat-based economy

fun fact humans actually DO have tails and i'm wagging mine rn,, >_<

can boy get pergnant

how know if boy is gregernt

i just be saying shit

i think making mistakes is okay and that flaws are the main things that make you human

actually this makes sense because het relationships are mostly just based on social conditioning where you're told your entire life that you need to find a man or a woman and get your own stereotypical family with 2 kids and a dog or whatever so ppl are basically pressured into unhappy relationships

why are cishet relationships always like 60% joking about how much you hate your partner 30% jokes about sex 10% actual relationship stuff

just copied something on my phone and tried to paste it on my pc

YuoToob cannot be beaten i'm sorry

the quietest person you know talks mad shit to people online

does a lasagna count as a burger considering it has buns (the pasta is made out of wheat dough and so are burger buns so essentially same thing), lettuce (herbs lettuce whatever same thing), a patty (the meat) and sauce (two sauces actually)

sometimes i think

i am subconciously copying my cat's mannerisms and she is absorbing my autistic energy. we are becoming one and the same

me whem

being a man is so fucking disgusting i cannot believe i have to pretend to do this

i am so genuinely impressed at people's ability to be mad about words like "equality" like are you fr

Cancel her #msisoverparty

bart simpson edition

HOW DO PEOPLE GET TO WAVE 40 JESUS CHRIST

Sometimes in life you're ouppy, and other times you're kbity. The secret to living a long and prosperous life is to balance these traits in a healthy and responsible manner.

yo

tearing up from looking at pictures of my cat. i'm gonna be so fucked if i ever get my hands on estrogen bro

i feel like i'm having a mini-concussion every time i turn my head jesus christ

they added trumpets to minecraft

what if bike was short for bikael

dear god please strike that mf down amen

girl makes worst pun ever, asked to kill herself

armed to the teeth

is it okay for me as a girl to eat people

is it morally okay to be evil and fucked up and eat bunnies for breakfast

tung tung tung what am i doing with my life sahur

i'm like a cat except i'm not a cat and instead a gay and autistic gay chud loser. but also kind of a cat if you really think about it

fun fact: bunnies cannot breathe underwater! this is because they are not fish and thus cannot go blub blub

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow