not even march and i've been hit with needing to verify my age on discord to see nsfw images @discord.com fuck you, fuck the erosion of privacy, and fuck palantir.

boomerangs when millenialrangs walk in

Can age verification just fuck off?

Never stop kissing!

I often miss the innocence I used to have before I began to grasp just how much evil there is in the world

Wtf is the Dow anyway?

ALL OF THEM!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sun earlier this morning 🌞

Everything I've learned about the superbowl has been against my will 🫤

Omg I keep getting killed in fortnite because of the FUCKING LAG!!! 😤😤😤

How the fuck is it the year 2026 and a home printer can't fucking scan a simple page without running into an error? 😤😤😤

Long week at work this week, but at least it's nearly the weekend 😌

Lock in twin, more like lock up twin haha..

nope! mrow mrow meow meow mrrrp mrrow

new files reveal epstein responsible for suggesting those really tiny Xs in the top corner of mobile game ads that send you to the app store if you dont press them perfectly

Why is the weather only ever shit on the weekend? 😭

Yknow what im gonna dom you even harder now

It's sad that I can repost this and barely have to change a word :/

Why is half of my drumstick missing?!?

I don't mind getting older, but I just wish I didn't look older 😅

*bites you* :3

women born after 1984 after a long day of being bisexual eating hot chip and lying

I feel like my friend judges me for every relationship decision I make just because it's not something he would do. Like bro, I'm not you!

It smells like smoke here :(

Tbh I haven't had much time to keep up with the news from the US, but man that ICE story is so fucked up. What's worse is that seemingly half of Twitter is fucking mocking the victim and even celebrating her death. I cannot even begin to express how angry that makes me!

I think I may have been ghosted by someone I liked :(

I can't wait for GTA 6 to come out next year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Only 1 more shower until the new year 🥳

God I'm so behind on my YouTube subscriptions lol

I'm sick and tired of bluesky hiding things I want to see. It's no better than twitter tbh

For fucks sake I can't view adult content because somehow bluesky thinks I'm not an adult and I need to verify my age. Fuck that shit!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

Just spotted a kid in public doing the 6 7 gesture 😭

Jealous of this post because it's being pinned and I'm not 😩

I don't understand people who intentionally piss off as many people as they can because they somehow think it's funny. Sooner or later you're just going to piss off the wrong person 😐

My co-workers were asking me if I heard about the 6 7 thing 😅

I feel like I need a gf now

What do you mean I can't use the stylus thingy to take photos on my new phone?!? My old phone could do that!?!

If you force me to call you because you don't give me the option to do something online, you should probably to go to hell 🙃

Ngl buying a new phone doesn't excite me nearly as much as it used to :/

Evil Jesus be like "ima firefly"

Why do the people who have their phone on at full volume in public only ever play the most annoying sounds you've ever heard in your life?

Woke up and thought I had a few hours left to sleep. Turns out it was only about 10 minutes 😮‍💨

My life for the foreseeable future lol

Sorry for not being online more, my life irl is going well 😔

Nothing is worse than having to anxiously wait for a phone call that could happen anytime in the next couple of weeks 😩

There are so many evil fucking people on twitter that hate the poor and vulnerable. Like they actively celebrate when what little they have gets taken away from them 🫥

can we curl up together and snooze in the rain sheltered under a rocky overhang with our tails intertwined on a cold morning