Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again

Ten Percent Of U S High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills

we all know I have no life, so:

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

remembered a good tweet

‘Hot Ones’ Host Begs BTS To Stop Dancing And Try Wings https://theonion.com/hot-ones-host-begs-bts-to-stop-dancing-and-try-wings/

First look at ‘RAY GUNN’, a new animated film directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’) The film follows a private inspector drawn into a case involving aliens & murder all in the alternate futuristic city Metropia. Releasing later this year on Netflix.

Waking up to the awe-inspiring images from NASA at the same time the US President is implying that he will commit genocide, I can't think of a better quote for the times than this one from Apollo astronaut Edgar Mitchell. I added it to today's Earthset image:

Holy Shit, Man Walks On Fucking Moon

it really be like this sometimes

Undercover Cop Never Knew Selling Drugs Was Such Hard Work http://theonion.com/undercover-cop-never-knew-selling-drugs-was-such-hard-w-1819566772/

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.

Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion

[click] nice, lets see what the Technology Connections guy has to say about the state of solar tech! [1hr20 later] 👀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

The Fortnite Ed skins won’t be mechs so now I have to assume they gonna do this to Eddy

Alzheimer's Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimer's

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/

how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost

I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao

Ok, annoying but necessary nuance here: This is AI *upscaling*, not Gen ai. AFAIK, it doesnt scrape media or need data centers. No environmental or ethical concerns as of current info. HOWEVER, I'd still opt out as it will play havoc with low res. It's like motion smoothing, you dont want it 😅

Our last Irish President could ride a sick BMX bike, our new one can destroy small children in a game of keepie-uppies. I love Ireland

New Study Shows That Bones Are Incredibly Cool

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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2021)

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.

Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...

Using a relatively easy glitch in Yoshi's Island, it is possible to underflow the life counter and make it roll over from having 0 lives directly to 999.

Internet Roadtrip is my favorite thing on the internet right now—it’s basically Twitch Plays Google Street View. They started in Boston, spent several weeks on a quest to cross the Canadian border, and are now exploring New Brunswick. neal.fun/internet-roa...

Big brain

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Death Of Chopped-Up Woman Ruled A Suicide

jrpg vs wrpg

Kendrick Lamar Hit With Drive-By Summons Outside L.A. Nightclub theonion.com/kendric...

U.S. Healthcare System By The Numbers theonion.com/u-s-hea...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-eQ... Check out my speed paint of Sailor Mercury!! Please like and share! #digitalart #DigitalArtist #speedpaint #painting #illustration #video #youtube #techniques #sailormoon #sailormercury #Mercury #cute #kawaiigirl

Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc. theonion.com/middle-...

Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship theonion.com/assad-regime...