D’Arcy Carden said on @cbbworld.bsky.social that we can reject cookies more often than we think, and I’ve found that to be true online, but not so much at home when you still have Girl Scout cookies.

Oh please. Frankenstein’s Monster is my father’s name. Just call me Frankenstein’s Monster’s Son Todd.

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

If there’s one thing I’ve learned after many together, it’s that my husband refuses to use any cats given name. To him, they are all Kitty Kitty.

No one makes me yearn for retirement more than toad.

How do kids these days brush their toofers properly without one of these hanging on their bathroom wall?

Anxiously awaiting the next @keithdunn.bsky.social text. #bm100

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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Tweet so good I had to post it here

Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask: "If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"

Happy National Nothing Day to those who celebrate.

My computer should know all the same emojis as my phone!!! They grew up in the same house!!!

It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.

Little Richard once got out of a limo and waved hello at me.

One time in the 90s when I was with my brother @chazbot.bsky.social in a ski shop he said “hey Repo man” to Emilio Estevez.

Friend: *sharing deeply vulnerable details about their life* Me: *waiting to talk about which actresses I think wear wigs*

I totally forgot Bosch was lost too.

This!

The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go. I’m with her.

🎶All I want for Christmas is yoooouuuu…not to triple the price of my health insurance🎶

These people say some of the most ridiculous nonsense imaginable andthey think that every American will believe it. But we may someday come to a time where only slightly under half of Americans do.

Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.

This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

“He will kill us all” youtu.be/IAhF8tPqafQ?...

I feel like right now a few people could use this photo of my temporary cat taunting me to pet her belly.

If I could teleport I would definitely just waste some trips going from tv chair to bed. Oh how that wretched journey feels like a mountain every night.

It took two weeks of a broken washing machine to learn that I hate everything in my closet except my dirty laundry.

LoL the alt text on these.

Meanwhile, over at the White House and on Faux News dot com home page, the maga alternate universe is holding strong.

Quick point of clarification for pundits, politicians, journalists, & any others commenting on the Epstein Trump files: The victims were NOT "young women". They were CHILDREN. As such, they were not capable of giving legal consent. Sex without consent is rape. Words matter. Get them right.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

You still want to believe the political fuel that powers the American collapse into authoritarianism isn't the deep, abiding resentment of white men who pine for an America that sees and services only them? Gaze upon Leni Riefenstahl's recent work for Donald Trump's U.S. Department of Labor.

Getting pumped up for the No Kings Rally! open.spotify.com/track/0i5P9x...

Make it make sense. [Cartoon by Adam Zyglis]

also, if you were born before 1987, you are older than honey roasted peanuts

updated patriotic symbol

Our temporary cat likes to be near you, but not too near you.

Now that I’ve seen #AI’s idea of a Thanksgiving meal, I’m more terrified than ever of its eventual takeover.

Meet B.B., our temporary house kitty.

“Honey don’t you worry bout judgement day, all these people going to heaven they’re just in our way” - @hayescarll.bsky.social youtu.be/v3DhgAxk5BI

Our new single is out! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Back in my day alternate universes in shows were called dream sequences, and we liked it that way!