Really rec shouting DIVA DOWN anytime a player flops in the world cup

To give you an idea of how amazing the vibes in NYC are right now, I have hugged multiple strangers

Napping during a sports game is so elite. Dads have been right this whole time

So offended by all of these TikToks mocking pigeons’ nest-making abilities. They are literally trying their best

This morning I saw a man carrying around a basketball and I know he wasn’t going to play. That’s his emotional support ball

Hugged so many strangers tonight. NYC is the only city.

Dude in my disclosure day screening yelled “GO KNICKS” after the dune trailer and everyone clapped

Thoughts and prayers to Josh O’Connor who sadly passed away after his valiant struggle with that American accent in Disclosure Day

Ordered a high noon at a bar and the bartender confidently handed me a white claw like he was reading my true aura

It’s drinking smoothies too fast and getting tummy aches weather boooyyyy

Seeing lots of posts about poor movie theater etiquette and all I’ll say it more of you need to go to 10AM screenings. It’s always just me and three confused senior citizens. Bliss.

Today we talk about the exciting new wave of directors from YouTube getting promoted to making Hollywood films and how we hope those invites aren’t limited to white men

Adorable. This is the search result for Widow's Bay

Tech bros suck so much they made the Catholic Church cool

I almost think Backrooms would have worked better as a quasi silent film. Visually it’s stellar but oof that screenplay babyyyy

Never more betrayed than when the autocorrect changes np! to no!

Have they let the Artemis crew take off their uniforms yet

I’m amazing at being friends with people who are 15 minutes late for everything

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A reality tv show that’s just Clavicular encountering older men who are way hotter than him

Two margs deep and telling this whole Chili’s about how Sam Rockwell should replace Johnny depp in the pirates of the Caribbean franchise

Nothing — and I mean NOTHING — makes me angrier than the final category in Connections that I can only solve by process of elimination

Committing stolen valor all day by sunnily replying THANK YOU SO MUCH every time someone wishes me happy Mother’s Day 🙂

Can you explain this age gap in your resume

Never leaving TikTok

Y’all wanna fistfight some strangers at The Devil Wears Prada 2

Reading a book on cults and this is basically every chapter

Be honest, is this a weird number of presidential assassination attempts

Sorry I threatened to kill you. It’s raining outside.

No.

I didn’t like the AI Doc and you can probably tell. But I do like many of these other films.

Thought her character’s name was Paula Spirals

Today I was legally required as an American to explain the epic bacon meme to @chrisopotamia.bsky.social 🫡 🇺🇸🦅

Gonna get to the bottom of this

Sometimes I get bored and start defending Chet hanks in the gc

I’m watching the local news at my mom’s place and they’ve shown the Justin Timberlake body cam footage every 15 minutes for the last several hours

I won’t say this year’s discourse has been dumber than previous years, but I will say if the academy doesn’t move up this show to at least February I’m taking a flamethrower to the internet

Hollywood really convinced literally everyone deeply cares about Lorne Michaels

Soldier: sir? General: *typing ‘how win war Iran’ into ChatGPT’* one sec

You always know an Emerald Fennell film is going to be bad, but then you’re there and like…damn this is worse than I’d imagined

Everyone mocked that stupid groundhog and now he’s going to bury us under 2 feet of snow

I never remember it’s Ash Wednesday unless mark wahlberg shows up on my tv with a giant cross smeared across his forehead

Paying streaming services that used to be free $5 more every month until the revolution

Having to explain to a boomer that electronics don’t have standard plugs anymore and you need a USB cord and a stupid little cube, and yeah those things break constantly and you’ll need to buy new ones all the time, is a great way to go insane. 10/10 recommend.

I know everyone is cold and depressed but at least you’re not my mom’s cat who just discovered I’m staying over

These guys are the only muppets who are real New Yorkers. Argue with the wall.

is this good

Finally watching Ella McCay and making it everyone’s problem

My mom constantly referring to Zohran as “your mayor.” Mine. I did that shit. You’re welcome.