Please tell me they weren’t so stupid as to use Microsoft products. 🤦‍♂️

Recorded Easter message in Newcastle Cathedral for ITV-TyneTees & Choral Evensong comes live from the Cathedral on BBC Radio 3 this afternoon 3pm.

I love this and look forward to it every year!

The @capitalbackyard.bsky.social is underway! 45 runners started. Live results are at my.raceresult.com/389315/

The @capitalbackyard.bsky.social begins tomorrow morning. Mustang Village has been platted and is now awaiting the settlers to arrive and make it a true village. Photo credit: Bad Mike

I’m right there with you, Ebba.

I swear some mornings @newcastleunited.com wake up and say, let’s break Keith’s heart today. #NEWSUN

D’oh! #NEWSUN

Gordon! #NEWSUN

I sure wish Costco hadn’t started carrying Tupperware.

Happy vernal equinox to those who celebrate.

RIP Chuck Norris.

Still my team.

I’m not particularly an Arsenal fan, but have to be happy for Dowman.

Well done @newcastleunited.com!

New report of a woman who was improperly jailed for SIX MONTHS because of a facial recognition error How many times will this happen before Congress steps up and enacts strong rules on how facial recognition is used? www.grandforksherald.com/news/north-d...

HOWAY THE LADS! 👊

BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT: The first American edition of my book, In Search of Al Howie, is now available for pre-order. Al Howie’s monomaniacal pursuit of distance made him a legend. His demons made him human. With new chapters, interviews, and a new epilogue!! LINK: www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0FL...

I want my hour back.

Hey Baton Rouge and New Orleans folks, I think we’re ready to start looking for a home for Patches. He’s a sweet little guy, neutered, got his rabies and FeLV shots, and he’s a big fan of inside life. He’s FIV+, but I think he can be integrated with FIV- cats with training and supervision.

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RIP Lou Holtz. 😢

Well done, @newcastleunited.com!

Happy International Rescue Cat Day to my loves, Francie and Marcel. I'm obviously a big advocate for rescue animals but FIV+ cats have a special place in my heart. If anyone ever has questions about caring for FIV kitties I'm always happy to answer. 1/2

Well, that’s it for Chelsea. #ARSCHE

Wow. #FULTOT

🤦‍♂️ #NEWEVE

That also was pretty. #NEWEVE

That, otoh, was not so pretty. #NEWEVE

That was pretty. #NEWEVE

Well done @newcastleunited.com!

HOWAY THE LADS! ✊

We really, really need more foster homes. Whether you want to do cute kittens or socialize shy tweens or just have one nice adult cat at a time, we can work with you and the space you have. If you live near Elkton, MD/Newark, DE and want to help, we cover all supplies and vet care. DM us for info!

Curling cat. 🥌 📹 minnie_the_rompicats

As a self-annointed expert on Kimbo coffee I authoritatively can report that Kimbo Lemonspresso tastes a bit gross.

Civil forfeiture allows law enforcement to self-fund with little accountability. Until those incentives are removed, it will remain a fertile breeding ground for waste, fraud, and abuse.

A special night in Baku! 🤩

HOWAY THE LADS! ✊

If you are in or around Vermont, please read. I will pay the adoption fee if that is a deterrent to adopting Devon and Rockette.

The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

Damian Hall came in off loop 3, but without collecting all his pages and is the last to face the bugler. Fog, cold, and the wet weather were factors. #BM100

Sébastien Raichon finished loop 3 in 38:05:46 and is credited with a Fun Run. #BM100

A runner has to begin loop 4 by the 36 hour mark in order to continue. Neither Damian nor Sébastien will finish loop 3 in time to begin loop 4; however, if they complete loop 3 within 40 hours they will be credited with a Fun Run. #BM100

#BM100 Photo credit: Ashley Harris

At 3:26pm a runner was seen smiling after seeing a French flag at the fire tower. #BM100

The final runner has returned from loop 1. “This mud sucks. What’s it made of? Grease?” #BM100

I must have dozed off or something, but somehow I missed Max King dropping a couple hours ago, after making it to book 4 on loop 3. Two runners remain on loop 3; 1 remains on loop 1. #BM100

Current view at the fire tower. Photo credit: Ashley Harris #BM100