"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

me IRL

Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom Dead Alive Audition A Serbian Film

“Oh my god! They killed James Bond!” “You bastards!” There, I fixed it

Trump’s campaign to quell dissent by deploying the American military to U.S. cities comes at an immense price.

NEWS: Airlines whose profits were threatened by Trump’s flight reductions funneled huge cash to the Senate Democrats who voted to help the GOP end the shutdown without preventing huge cuts to Americans’ health care.

I like it when it gets cold and the cat sits at the vent

Dog not included

I think Elon Musk should just play Varg’s racist RPG

It's rumored that the next James Bond will be an enchanted pumpkin that can speak, sing, and even dance

you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it

I do think that some people need to realize that Congressional Democrats see Congressional Republicans as colleagues, but see their constituents as nuisances. That’s one of the reasons so many leftists like myself have given up hope on anything good coming from electoral politics.

I have never and will never thank a veteran for their service

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Cold night with a snoring Bobbi.

I’ve been listening to a lot of PUP since seeing them in Denver last month.

I’m also really tired of the “Alan Moore hates everything” line! He doesn’t! He really doesn’t! By all accounts he’s a lovely man!

you should block will stancil he gets off on the negative attention

It's honestly really offensive to be one of the few things elected Democrats aren't afraid of.

Honestly, the most accurate piece of political satire in my lifetime

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

I love how evergreen this is

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard. We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions. We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

the harris campaign said the “they/them” ad didn’t sway the election. one of the trump campaign’s top strategists this week said trans rights isn’t in the top five issues for swing voters. when will the press stop talking about us like we’re a liability and start looking itself in the mirror

The “Come play with us” scene from The Shining, but it’s your friends trying to get you to play a German board game with a rule book thicker than a Brandon Sanderson novel.

hell yeah this is sick

CHICAGO. Now is the time to support our library system! There are so many clear ways to help in this letter! Let's go!

Sex pest can’t take no for an answer

Got to credits in Hades 2. Great gameplay, but the story is a little too cozy for Greek mythology. I will keep playing the post credits loop though

lol Bezos is scared

There is nothing quite like a cold beer in a hot shower on a rainy day off

I do love how little Eli Roth understands cinema. It rocks that he’s spent decades making movies and has no grasp on it

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

Cmon don’t crop out the top of his weird egg head

"Rockstar, Rockstar, you're disgusting, we charge you with union busting," the protesters declared.

I want Jeremy Renner to be one of the first major cancellations of Woke 2

The most bland guy in a bland series of movies is also racist

the trials from dark knight rises are the moderate position

Sam Altman should be convicted for murder

There’s a cottage industry of investors who monitor former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s disclosed stock trades, match her every move, and usually make a profit along the way. That trend will now end in 2027.

What fresh hell is this?

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Je suis sandwich guy

Don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya